So the new Unearthed Arcana is nuts
Added 2019-08-19 20:09:18 +0000 UTC20th level Fighter: I'm the pinnacle of martial skill! A mythical warrior who has truly mastered the art of combat!
20th level Astral Self Monk: Oh, glad to hear you're doing well. What can you do?
Fighter: <grinning> Check this shit out. I can attack four times.
Monk: ...That's it?
Fighter: <blinks> What do you mean that's it? That's the most attacks in the game! And twice per rest I can DOUBLE them! Look at the barbarian, ranger, and paladin over there! They only get two!
Barbarian, Paladin, and Ranger: <literally just eating paste in the corner>
Monk: Ah. Well I'm happy you're proud of your abilities. I too have reached the pinnacle of my art form, and have unlocked the mysterious secrets of the astral self.
Fighter: Good for you, bud! You monks always work so hard, pushing yourself to eek out those extra attacks. How many do you get, like three?
Monk: Six.
Fighter: ...
Monk: Is something wrong?
Fighter: How can you do six?
Monk: As I said, I've mastered my art form.
Fighter: But you have to use all that fancy kung fu magic right? Constantly burning points when you attack?
Monk: Oh, no. I only have to activate my astral self once. Then I harvest more ki from my enemies, so I never run out.
Fighter: So you get six attacks... every round?
Monk: Correct.
Fighter: But... it's like getting hit by a fly, I'm sure! <brandishes greataxe> This bad boy does a d12!
Monk: Ahh, magnificent. My fists only do a d10. I'm sure the possibility of an extra point or two increases your damage output dramatically.
Ranger: I LIKE CHEESE
Fighter: You know what. Fuck you. I fucking hate you.
