Breaking Up

Britney, your girlfriend for the last 2 years and the most beautiful girl you ever met, the love of your life, invited you over. “We need to talk”.

You had a bad feeling about it as lately she got a bit cold, and when you met your worries became real.

“Look, you are really cute and we had a great relationship but I think we both should go our separate ways”

You froze, you couldn’t believe this was happening.

“No Britney please, what did I do? Just give us another chance”

“Listen, it’s not you, it’s me, it doesn’t work for me anymore”

“No Britney I’m begging you, I can’t live without you, I love you so much”

She sighed, “Come on, of course you can, how did you live before meeting me?”

“I don’t know, please Britney please”, you got on your knees, “I’ll do anything, don’t break up with me”, you cried.

“Steve, please don’t make this any harder, it’s final, come on get up, stop crying”

“N-No!… so I’ll die!.. I can’t live without you”

“Ugh… stop it, please”

“No, if I can’t live with you my life has no meaning, I better not live at all”

She angrily got up, “you know what Steve? Ok, let’s go to the shrinking center”

You looked at her confused.

“What? You said you better die and all that, ok, let’s shrink you and I’ll just step on you, cool?” She sat down and raised her foot and showed it to you, smiling and pointing at it, “here, you say your life has no meaning, like the life of a bug? So ok, get smashed by this foot”, she smiled and tried to act calm but she was clearly angry.

“Wait, you’re serious?” You asked, looking at her, she doesn’t own any slaves, you’d know if she ever crushed anyone, she’s bluffing… there’s no way she would do something like that to you, you were in love.

“Yeah, if your life is so meaningless without me then ok, it will be perfectly legal and you’ll just end up as a splatter on my foot, sounds good?” She asked madly.

You stood up and wiped off your tears, “ok Britney if I mean that much to you and you’ll just step on me like I’m some bug - then yeah, let’s go”

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You were driving together, silent all the way, you got there and signed everything, got shrunk and given to Britney, she drove back home and picked you up.

“Steve, I mean it, accept our break up and say you’ll continue your life or I’m doing it”, she warned you.

You looked into her huge beautiful pearl blue eyes.

“No, ok, go ahead, squish me, I can’t live without you”

“Steve, last chance, I’m not joking”, she held you tight with her fingers and shook you.

“Just do it!” You shouted.

Her nostrils widened, it really pissed her off, “ok then!” She exclaimed and placed you on the floor.

You were next to her feet, you started getting really scared, maybe she’s serious?

“So.. for what it’s worth, I’m sorry it has to end that way-“

“Ok Britney stop, wait-“

“I just wanted to break up with you, not break you, but I guess this is goodbye”, she continued talking, not noticing you said anything, she raised her foot above you.

“H-Hey!.. Hey Britney, ok you proved your point!” You shouted in fear.

Her foot slowly descended upon you.

You started screaming, “N-No NO N-“ *Squish*

She stepped on you, you got glued to her soft sole, your face pressing the cold floor, you squirmed in pain beneath her.

She sighed and shook her head, then pressed her foot firmly.

*POP*

You broke apart like a dry potato chip, pulverized to a pulp by her sole, like you were simply nothing to her, she twisted her foot a few times, smashing every single bone in your body.

“What have I ever done with this loser”, she mumbled and went on with her day like nothing special happened.

(don’t forget to check the second image of the post)