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The Fat Duck

Bray, a place in Berkshire, is quite odd. It's a village in the UK with a population of around 8,000 people (around 1/1000th of London). Yet somehow it contains two of the four 3 Michelin Starred restaurants in the whole of the UK.

Last week I finished my holiday off with a visit to one of them.


The Fat Duck is quite possibly the most insane restaurant in the world. It seats 40, yet has a kitchen staff of 42. It has been named the best restaurant in the world, and was the fastest restaurant in the UK to get three Michelin stars. It is run by Heston Blumenthal (a man closer to Willy Wonka than Marco Pierre White) and features a 17 course taster menu, a story and a crap tonne of surprises.


I love food. I love experimenting with food and coming up with some crazy stuff. Heston is the King of it. During the 4 hours it took me to eat there I ate an English Breakfast in cereal form, a gold fob watch that dissolved into a Mock Turtle Soup and a tiny Twister ice cream made from Horseradish and Salmon. Every course is something new, every dish was something strange. That little chicken nugget in from of me in that picture? That was a meat pie.


Seriously.


I think I may do a small Toys video on some of the souvenirs I took from that place. That cereal I mentioned earlier? It came in a silly multi-pack box that we could choose from a packet of 6. What was the toy in that cereal packet? A small wooden puzzle box... With my logo carved into it. I didn't know if I should laugh or run away screaming.


The downside of all this is the price. £255 per person. That doesn't include a 12.5% tip or drinks either. It's a very expensive night out. Happily I had some money saved over from my Dalek so I added it to my holiday. ELO, Roger Hodgson and the Fat Duck for less than a holiday abroad. Works for me!


Oh and after the meal I proposed to my wonderful Rebecca, she said yes and we're engaged.


Pretty good night I'd say.


- Dan

The Fat Duck

Comments

I live in Berkshire.

Markk

Dan said many times that he doesn't like kids. I agree with him.

Sergei Pozniak

can we expect too see a wifecubed channel any time soon? or a son/daughtercubed? ;)

Ayden Cade

This is like my childhood getting married *sniffle*

As someone who has been following you for nearly 4 years, this makes me immensely happy. Love you man.

welcome to the start of one of the best times of your life

Deadsh0t

Damn, eats best food of life, then proceeds to slay pussy. Good job dan, good job.

Zemeon12

Congratulations Dan! I hope you two have a happy life together. :)

Who else was grinning like an idiot at the end of this? :D Congrats Dan!!!

More Dans! More mini-baby Dans! Dan/Rebecca cross-breed! xD :D :3 <3 I petition a multitude of Dan/Rebecca babies!

Jens Peter Nørregaard

congratz, GG WP

Harry Clarke

As many others have said: Congratulations - both of you!

Mads Frederik Hansen

Wow! Congratulations! Also I must see this Dalek you allegedly have, I'm starting to think your just messing with us. :D

David N

What. I had no idea

Aaron Herbst

Congrats on your engagement.

An interesting story with a very happy end. I'm literally crafting right now, congratulations.

Congratulations, all the best you both and your families :) I wish you many more wonderful holidays and memories together!

Maja

Congrats dan!

Andrew Kennedy

Congrats! How long have you guys been going out up until now?

Jack Harnett

Congrats dan! #REBEL

Mitchel van Ham

Oh, a restaurant review what are we French?

Craig MacLure

And also i super jealous you go to go the the fat duck

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Congrats to you and Rebecca on the engagement

Robert Molnar

I like how the engagement is literally one sentence.... 4 paragraphes spent on a restaurant. One sentence on probably the longest awaited word in history.... yes.

Thomas Loderus

Congratulations on the engagement and that restaurant sounds amazing.

Daku

Well, I'm sold. Also, congratulations! #REBEL

That's some message of "Oh, by the way, I'm getting married". Congrats nonetheless :D

Lyca Waterhouse

Congrats Dan. It's nice to have that special someone. You'll find that you'll just start making more laid back fun and silly videos because happiness makes that happen easier. Just look at your recent videos. Just awesome!

DougieBoy

I'm so happy for the both of you! Jealous too.

Mika Joel

Congrats!

That's so romantic! 💕 congratulations to you both.

chazie

Congrats man!

Iantje

Such a perfect way to end a holiday, it warms my heart just by hearing the news <3

Winder Sun

Congratulations <3

Sander Tomassen

Great Scott! That's wonderful news! Congratulations to you both!

Mikael Morney

Congratulations Dan and Rebecca!!!

So happy for you two!

Nic Natale

Congratulations to the both of you!!

Congratulations! I'm so happy for you! As someone recently engaged it's a very exciting time. Also that meal sounds amazing.

Kittenpyjamas

Congratulations on getting engaged.

Dddokter

Congratulations Dan! I wish you and Rebecca a wonderful life!

Kyle Myers

:D:D:D:D

AzureBlu

Dan, why don't you show us the ring?

Collin Regalia

I love the layout of this.

Grabnok

I love the layout of this. "Fat Duck, Fat Duck, Food food food food food, 225 pounds, food, souveniers, food, by the way I'm engaged now."

Grabnok

Congratulations to the both of you.

<3

Mr Rebecca

Our little Daniel is all grown up :,) eating 250 pound meals (money not weight;) and getting married! On a serious note, congratulations man. You're making moves!!

Just shows how you brain works that you right paragraphs on the food and add on the proposal like it's nothing! Seriously though huge congratulations to both of you

Alex

Wooooo! Go dan!

Exactly_What_Youd_Expekt

Congratulations Dan+Rebecca!

Thomas Cooper

CONGRATS

Sophie Wyllie

Good on you Dan! Congrats!

Hailey Morrison

Congratulations! What a way to propose to someone. I'm so happy for you :D

Chris Camm

Good on you, Dan. I wish you two the best of luck.

Peter Carr

Congratuwelldone the both of you!

Nicholas Robinson

I felt weird about this because it made me remember that Dan is human and not just a video making machine. It felt like "Wait a minute! Dan is a person! How did I forget that?!?" I'm so glad two weirdos like you found each other.

Axl

Congratulations Dan, no less than you deserve you magnificent bastard

SO FUCKING CUTE <3

Joe Wilson-Palmer

Congrats on engagement dan, also the fat duck is on my list of restaurants I must visit in my lifetime

Gareth Bass

Congrats Dan!

Luc Fitzgerald

Congratulations!

Congratulations to you both! I wish you all the best in all of your future endeavors both on YouTube and, when YouTube eventually crashes into the ground, game development and everything else you do.

WritingInVerse

Congratulations

Fantastic news, congratulations.

Congratulations to Dan and his wonderful finace Rebecca so happy for you both.

So much congratulations!!! And that restaurant sounds amazing!

TheLexikitty

Wow congratulations! We're really happy for the both of you!

Mark

First of all: I'm so jealous, That's one of the greatest restaurants of the world!! So, are patreon supporters invited to the wedding?

Roby de Visser

First of all: I'm so jealous, That's one of the greatest restaurants of the world!! Second: Congradulations on your engagement!! Third: So, are patreon supporters invited to the wedding?

Roby de Visser

Congrats

BGHD Network

I like how you rant an entire book about food and then in the end you're like: Oh btw, I'm engaged now and shit. You know how to set priorities in life.

Mathieu Marlaire

every it all? Yes, let's go with that.

Stephen Staver

Congrats dude! Sounds like an incredible holiday!

Zachary Cox

Congrats Dan!! You deserve every it all.

Stephen Staver

Congratulations Dan. Keep doing you.

Conor Finn

well, Congratulations, and oh my god you went to The Fat Duck and tasted some of Heston Blumenthal's weird and cool food inventions

Shawn Lindsay

Congrats man, I better be invited to the wedding!!

Alex Harrison

Oh my god congratulations! That's amazing!

Jack Rathbone

Brilliant...congratulations Dan and Rebecca

ViralDragonRider

Congratulations on the engagement, give your fiancée a big hug from me, K?

Rachel Wolfe

Congratulations, Dan!

Kai

You got engaged at a restaurant with 'Fat' in its name. Well done!!

Your kids don’t like falafel

Congratulations to both of y'all ^_^

AvidAardvark

First off YOU FREAKING WENT THERE THAT'S AWESOME, second off, congratulations!

Zev Cooper-Bennun

Cutest Couple Ever!!

Thomas Cerson

Holy fuck he's engaged. Congrats

Alex Janmo

Glad your having fun, you deserve it

John Patz


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