The Patreon Podcast - Episode 38 - 2019

Listening to this an hour before lunch... GOD DAMNIT DAN!

David Prunty

Hey Dan you talking about context in comedy, if you look into the countdakula case its a guy who made a dark joke and is being dragged through the courts on it

Ryan Casey

If you're looking for some Tony Hawk's action Crayola Scoot might be a fun time, ignore the fact that its crayola sponsored.

Luka Morgan

Oh look, I still had a window open with my comment showing. I can repost it so others know what Dan can't stand for anyone else to see someone say: -------------------- You know, Dan, a lot of people who are centrists, or in my case libertarians, which are not the same as centrists but most people think they are, think that the people out on either side are the problem, with their polemic arguments and divisive, insulting attitudes. We're not sitting on the fence. We're sitting in the middle of the yard, while you lot of troublemakers shout insults at each other from opposite property lines and ruin the get-together, hour after hour after hour. We have opinions. We make judgment calls. We just don't make them uniformly in line with whatever party we settled for in the previous election. We think about it and make the calls based on reasoned logic, not on the pablum fed to us by people in power whose only real goal is job security, or the people not in power who want to replace those in power because they also want job security. Seriously, get the hell off of your high horse. I'm sick of your holier-than-thou dismissals of great swathes of humanity as racists and nazis. I'm not a conservative but I know plenty and they're neither of those things. I'm sure some are, but it's utterly ridiculous to paint them all with one brush. If your Trivial Pursuit stream is any indication, among many other things you've said and done, you're woefully ignorant of history, psychology, and how the world really works. Hell, you've never even bothered to learn how to drive. You think you know how the world should work? Give me a break. Honestly, I'm sick of this. You barely make any real content anymore. You moan endlessly about how you can't make money on YouTube, apparently forgetting that the whole point of having patrons is so that you don't _need_ to make money on YouTube, instead getting it from us directly. No, you're not happy unless you're triple-dipping, getting a pretty large amount of money here, getting hundreds of dollars in "twiddlies" every time you stream, then _also_ getting whatever money you can get from YouTube. Grow up, Dan. For someone turning 30, you sure sound like a whiny kid. I'm done giving you money. As, apparently, are about $1200 worth of other patrons since the last time I looked at your monthly income. Maybe you should take the hint.

Felice Enellen

I guess that, as patrons, we're only allowed to kiss Dan's ass. If we tell him off, our comment gets deleted. Nice one, Dan. Real mature. On the bright side, I guess that means you at least read it.

Felice Enellen

I came during the gravy bit. ahhhhhhh

Will ''The Button King'' Harding

Seems like comedians live by a common rule: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Jackie

Turkey is amazing IF cooked right, its too easy to overcook it, you gotta do it right.

Louis C.K. was just testing some new material in a comedy club. It's by no means a finished special. It wasn't supposed to be recorded. I can guarantee you that if you went back and listened to other clips of him testing material, it wouldn't be the Louis you thought you knew either. Wait until he comes out with a special.

Mathieu Marlaire

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Mr Rebecca

You know, I had a pretty good Christmas too. Kind of like how your thing is cooking Christmas dinner, mine is that I'm really good at buying presents. This year was the most money I've had for Christmas shopping (still not all that much, but more than previously) and every single person I saw open their present just lit up.

Tom Chaney

Dan I think "The Big Oof" is a bit of an understatement.

Jellex

I've been listening to some old Gorillaz stuff lately and I can't get over how Dan occasionally just talks exactly like Murdoc

Apparently I am a synth.

Jellex

you mentioned a fallout series you've been streaming but i cant find it anywhere? will it be on your YouTube live channel or the twitch videos section?

Joshua Green

I am a person who wakes up and is fine.

Jellex

I think Stuart said they hope to start filming this year, I'm looking forward to seeing the movie.

Mark Caswell

Dan, how's the progress on your part of the Ashens movie going?

Narmatonia

Fresh mash potato or bust

Narmatonia

I'm going to need a link to that lenticular dragonball picture!

Might be worth having a look at Stud.io, great little programme very similar to Lego Digital Designer which links to Bricklink, also produces superb renders of the models you create as well and has a wider selection of elements available too!

Just a tipp for digitally designing LEGO: there's a website called Mecabricks which is incredible for this stuff

Stefan Eisenreich

I turned 20 this year and I keep forgetting because I pathologically lie about my age so often

Diarmaid Ó Braonáin

30 was weird. But currently dreading 40 coming closer and closer. WE’RE ALL DOOMED

Matthew Sinclair

I also have the last half of December off from being Veggie! Hearing that you let it go during the holidays makes me feel much less guilty :P

Dean Chambers

I turn 20 this year 😁

Craig (CraigUntlNytTym) Penfold

Write a Cookbook!

Last I heard, Big oof is also one

Addison Reilly

Ah! You're talking about futaba 4 or 6 channel controllers. I didn't do planes but I have RC Boats. Also, for fallout 4 you could always put on the unofficial patch mod or workshop+. The Nexus would let you do the mod thing without having to worry about messing with them.

ThisDamnScotsman

As someone from Yorkshire, you are WRONG about the puds! If you find the right baking tin you can get them to the size of a small plate and put the entire dinner inside them!

Joe Blackburn

Goddamnit Dan, you got my mouth watering talking about that lam.

Mathieu Marlaire

I turn 46 this year. Dear godz Dan, your life is far more together than mine was at 30. :D Take it from an old b@stard, just don't stress about age. It's all arbitrary and meaningless in the big scheme of things. :)

I get what you’re talking about turning thirty. I’m going to be twenty incredibly soon and I’m not going to be a teenager anymore. I’m really going to be an adult now. Time to figure out my life.

Arcade Cat

Happy new year dan