February 2024 Schedule + Happy Patreon Anniversary!
Added 2024-02-02 21:08:09 +0000 UTCHi everyone!
The Patreon launched on January 30, 2023, so we have officially passed the one year anniversary and February is our celebration month!
I'm sure I'm going to say this a few times this month in different ways, but having this platform has been such an incredible opportunity for personal and creative growth for me. The support, positivity and respect from this community is unmatched, and I'm incredibly grateful to every person who has commented, subscribed, followed or just listened.
This really feels like a space I feel comfortable pushing myself, experimenting and exploring the kind of content I want to make. Thank you for the support that makes it possible for me to do this, thank you for the kind comments and messages, and thank you for listening!
To celebrate, I'm planning on releasing my first self-collab/MMF audio this month! Since last month's free audio was so late and will be released on Reddit this month, the MMF audio is going to be a Patreon exclusive for ALL tiers, so moans, murmurs and whispers. Secondly, I'd like to do my first live audio Q&A/hangout, though I don't have a date set for that yet!
I'll also be posting some polls today for the moans to vote on their favorite audios for the 1st Annual August Awards, with this month's SFW audio being to discuss the results of that.
Appreciate you all so much and thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Take care,
august 🌨️
February Schedule (Subject to Change)
- Monday, February 5th: Dirty Talk audio (moans + murmurs)
- Monday, February 19th: MMF exclusive audio (All Tiers)
- Monday, February 26th: Patreon exclusive audio (moans + murmurs)
- Thursday, February 29th: August Awards SFW audio (moans)
EDIT: Hey everyone! Perhaps unsurprisingly, the MMF audio has presented some brand new challenges to recording/editing, so I just need a bit more time with it. Going to move it to Monday, and bump the Patreon exclusive to the following Monday as well. Thanks for your patience!! I think it's gonna be worth it.
Comments
It recently dawned on me that we're getting Agent August next week too and I'm still not over Cocky and Nerdy M 🫠
phonons
2024-02-23 03:03:29 +0000 UTCNOT A DRILL NOT A DRILL NOT A DRILL
MsMagey
2024-02-20 02:20:12 +0000 UTCIf I had an ounce of shame, I would be embarrassed at how much I've checked Patreon today. But I don't, so I'm not. We're all in this together 💜
MsMagey
2024-02-20 02:17:51 +0000 UTCthis man got me actin like a dog the way im waitin for him to come home 😭
Naomi
2024-02-20 02:16:22 +0000 UTC🙂
Sydni
2024-02-20 02:06:58 +0000 UTCim so excited 😱
melo dingus
2024-02-20 01:53:47 +0000 UTCowo
melo dingus
2024-02-20 01:30:01 +0000 UTCGnawing at the bars of my enclosure rn. Jk take your time king 🤗
sicily
2024-02-20 01:24:11 +0000 UTCwhere he at y’all 😩
akiscigarett
2024-02-19 23:39:38 +0000 UTCLmao
☃️phonons🎅🏽
2024-02-19 23:31:05 +0000 UTC🔵🔵🔵🔵
Naomi Corporan
2024-02-19 22:41:58 +0000 UTCI physically cannot take this
Naomi Corporan
2024-02-19 22:33:50 +0000 UTCno cause imma need him to post RN IN DYING
akiscigarett
2024-02-19 22:32:57 +0000 UTC😳😳😳😳⏰️⌚️⏳️⌛️⏱️😳😳😳
Naomi Corporan
2024-02-19 22:21:09 +0000 UTCHang in there sis!
☃️phonons🎅🏽
2024-02-19 20:28:35 +0000 UTCNot me on European time checking all day 😅 I can't even listen til tomorrow but the anticipation is too. much. But hey it's building the tension before building the tension amirite 😉
Bri
2024-02-19 17:29:41 +0000 UTCi have work today :(
lilsaltydee
2024-02-19 17:10:37 +0000 UTCPatiently waiting rn
2024-02-19 14:33:12 +0000 UTCWoke up thinking it was Sunday today. Can I please just say that I was so disappointed when I realized it was only Saturday and I had yet another day to wait. I cry.
Freya Gwynn
2024-02-18 07:17:56 +0000 UTCenjoying my last weekend on earth ♥️
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-16 19:27:09 +0000 UTCGetting my will ready 📃🖋️
☃️phonons🎅🏽
2024-02-16 07:42:35 +0000 UTCThank God Monday is a holiday bc if the audio were to come out in the middle of my work day, I don't think I'd be able to function. I mean, I know Monday will be devastating but at least I'll perish in the comfort of my own place 🥲
☃️phonons🎅🏽
2024-02-16 07:40:00 +0000 UTCWhenever he gives a hint like that, the answer is always 🚑⚠️⚰️
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-16 07:09:10 +0000 UTCAt least we have a reason to look forward to Monday now:).
Crowkeeper
2024-02-16 05:10:05 +0000 UTC"i think it's gonna be worth it" haha. im in danger
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-15 23:56:59 +0000 UTChahahahahaha
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-15 23:56:22 +0000 UTCtake ur time boo
amy
2024-02-15 22:55:18 +0000 UTCOf course we'll wait for you! Thank you for your good work and looking forward to your self-collab! 🤭👌💖
Mihae_79 MH MirH
2024-02-15 22:51:03 +0000 UTCI think he likes to edge us (just kidding ?) seriously, just take your time and it will be worth the wait as always (not a biased opinion) :)
riri
2024-02-15 22:47:13 +0000 UTCpfft - just postponing my time of death, no biggie (for real though, have a good weekend 😘)
Lizzy 💃🏻
2024-02-15 22:42:21 +0000 UTCI'm dying I literally just said to myself "something tells me two Augusts will cost one August more time than normal" 😂 Super excited and thank you for the update! 🙌
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-15 22:40:16 +0000 UTCso so worth it duuuuude, can't wait
lilsaltydee
2024-02-15 22:39:31 +0000 UTCThank you for the heads up!
Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶
2024-02-15 22:39:31 +0000 UTCfoaming at the mouth for the audio tomorrow
yanna
2024-02-15 19:50:59 +0000 UTCEvery tree in my area now has a poster that says “MMF‼️” with a QR code to August’s patreon. Another day in the life of a winter soldier ❄️🫡
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-02-13 19:16:52 +0000 UTCWill the q&a be for all tiers?
Adriana
2024-02-12 17:39:25 +0000 UTCnew member here~really excited for your next audio!Thank you so much🍓🍓and happy new year!🌸🌼
suki
2024-02-12 08:02:20 +0000 UTCI have not shut the fuck up about the MMF audio
Rya Li
2024-02-10 04:48:27 +0000 UTC@August please choose a color cause these dates are going to be MARKED in my calendar and we need it to be color coded ofc 😇
guilty_ofloey
2024-02-06 16:41:00 +0000 UTC+1 for the nickname
MsMagey
2024-02-05 23:01:25 +0000 UTCOmg I need the in-character acceptance speeches like nothing else I've needed (after the MMF audio we have collectively manifested, which goes without saying)
MsMagey
2024-02-05 22:59:06 +0000 UTCI'm going to have to RSVP technically yes but also no. I'm already deceased. Instead of eulogies, please play the MMF audio. No need for cremation because I am currently self-combusting. 👀❤️🔥🥵💀
MsMagey
2024-02-05 22:55:15 +0000 UTCMMF oh no I'm going to fucking diiiiiiie
MsMagey
2024-02-05 22:46:21 +0000 UTCYO NECECITO OMGG
Phoebe
2024-02-05 02:33:43 +0000 UTCYou always put out such quality original content, can’t wait to see what ideas you still have up your sleeve!!
Titania
2024-02-04 09:33:17 +0000 UTCIf the MMF is in any way a follow up to the existing Valentine’s Day audio I am going to implode.
Llama
2024-02-04 07:39:36 +0000 UTCFirst of all ✍️, happy 1 year of me throwing my money at you with delight and reverence bc you just constantly excel at what you do. 🥇 You really are one of a kind, August. 💌 And secondly, the knees of my last brain cell just gave out reading the MMF tag. Gtg now🤡
Edie.
2024-02-04 07:23:17 +0000 UTCYou spoil us so well, August 🥹
Jen-ger bread cookie 🎄
2024-02-04 03:01:38 +0000 UTCHappy to support you ❤️ you are talented in many ways! Happy Anniversary!
Zechora
2024-02-04 02:10:20 +0000 UTCHappy Anniversary!! ☀️💕 I’m glad you feel so comfortable and supported here - I know I certainly do, so thanks for building this little corner of the internet! Also, I don’t know if I’ll survive the MMF but what a way to celebrate Feral February. 🥵
Wild-Rose
2024-02-04 01:55:12 +0000 UTCSquealing and kicking my feet
Koko
2024-02-04 00:58:05 +0000 UTCthank you so much ruth 🫶
fran
2024-02-03 15:37:44 +0000 UTClambda i will CRY u are the sweetest and this is so well put
megs
2024-02-03 13:30:58 +0000 UTChappy anniversary!! honestly what an incredible year ♥️ being able to produce some seriously high quality audios and other fun content every single month, and managing to do so even when you weren't feeling the best is so admiring and i'm really glad i could've been here from the beginning and watch you grow not only creatively but also as an creator overall 🥹 yapping aside february is going to be my last month bc there's absolutely no way i'm gonna survive an MMF audio
Katana
2024-02-03 09:45:48 +0000 UTCHAPPY ANNIVERSARY AGAIN KING !! oh my god it's happening... everybody calm down... MMF audio is coming IM NOT READY physically nor mentally ⚰️
guilty_ofloey
2024-02-03 09:16:20 +0000 UTCWe will have died doing what we loved 🙌❤️🪦😂
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-03 08:20:32 +0000 UTC@pt_princess 😂
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-03 08:19:36 +0000 UTCLmao lost you as in you disappeared into another dimension, another plane of existence 😂
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-03 08:18:17 +0000 UTCI'm gonna go as the listener character from Best Friend's Younger Brother lmao. Either that or the Wannabe Witch 💃🧙♀️
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-03 08:17:02 +0000 UTCGlad you are here! I hope February is less crazy in a bad way and more crazy in a good way! 💙🙏
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-03 08:12:38 +0000 UTCAww I love all of that, Lambda! Beautifully put 💙
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-03 08:02:11 +0000 UTCLmao @Lambda I mean that honestly works, too 💁♀️🔥
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-03 07:59:59 +0000 UTCAww thank you, jelly! 💙
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-03 07:57:48 +0000 UTC@jelly u KNOW nemesis would be a smirky lil shit and make fun of Spidey’s costume 😭 and whenever Spidey whacks him he just goes “that tickles” 😟
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-02-03 07:18:31 +0000 UTCMMF??? I'm so ready, never been more excited about an audio as I am now 🛐🛐 thank you for your work August❤️❤️
Lily97
2024-02-03 07:02:51 +0000 UTCthank you guys!! ☺️
Chanel
2024-02-03 04:22:42 +0000 UTChappy valentine’s day to us!!!! mmf <3 🕺🏽
lisa
2024-02-03 04:19:47 +0000 UTCMMF??? You are the gift that keeps on giving 🫶🏻 just always adore your content August and I just love the sweet community of listeners on here :,)
kat
2024-02-03 04:18:09 +0000 UTCMegs! I'm so sorry to hear that you were going through a rough time (with that black mold poisoning on top of everything!). I think spaces like these can foster a sense of pseudo-safety/comfort because we're all here for the same reason. No one is looking at anyone else thinking, "why are YOU here?" You are welcomed with open arms because a lot of our arms are open by default haha I also find that comment sections like these, where everyone is pseudonymous, can facilitate discussions that won't happen anywhere else People like Sarah and myself, who have been here from the beginning, have definitely seen the comment section evolve. However, I would argue that it was beautiful from the beginning. I'll put it this way, just like how you've added comments on TTRPGs, your personal struggles, and those hilarious jokes, you too have contributed to building this space. You have added your squares to the quilt, and now everyone else gets to enjoy them. Anyway, all this to say, I'm so happy you're here, and I hope to continue seeing you share your input in the future
Lambda Sitta
2024-02-03 03:32:05 +0000 UTCi go it alone! i’ve only failed one so far and it had me SO HEATED but it’s such a good way make my brain sit down and stop doing cartwheels
megs
2024-02-03 03:24:13 +0000 UTC@Ruth, I had to ask a few months back, and I assumed it was "Hot B*tches Club" so you're good hahahaha 🤣
Lambda Sitta
2024-02-03 03:21:39 +0000 UTCI REALLY LIKE THE NYT CONNECTIONS! Do you use the Forbes hints or go it alone?
Lambda Sitta
2024-02-03 03:18:26 +0000 UTCWasn't this scientifically proven not that long ago? Getting my mini skirt and stockings ready 👠
☃️phonons🎅🏽
2024-02-03 03:13:47 +0000 UTCboyfriend’s best friend you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you boyfriend’s best friend
megs
2024-02-03 03:05:10 +0000 UTCjust woke up in a cold sweat thinking about the possibility of this MMF audio being a continuation of the valentines audio from last year. like i’m not even joking. i woke up and had to do the NYT connections to calm myself down from the idea of an mdom/msub MMF and it didnt work because i am sat here with my jaw on the floor in my own house like a damn fool.
megs
2024-02-03 03:02:20 +0000 UTCThis Feral February is certainly going to live up to its name!
Grace
2024-02-03 03:01:01 +0000 UTCnew roman empire just dropped
pt_princess-presents🎁❄️
2024-02-03 03:00:59 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday 🥳
Grace
2024-02-03 02:59:15 +0000 UTCThe “hmm” is probably my favorite 🤭
Grace
2024-02-03 02:58:30 +0000 UTCIt took me awhile to collect myself and type a proper comment too haha
Grace
2024-02-03 02:56:58 +0000 UTCI feel you on that ! We are so spoiled this month and I love it! 😍
whatisgoingon
2024-02-03 02:56:54 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday 🥳
Grace
2024-02-03 02:53:23 +0000 UTCI had to excuse myself and silently scream in the bathroom 🤣
Grace
2024-02-03 02:50:09 +0000 UTCOh I remember too 😈 double the august banter my body is ready
Yasmin
2024-02-03 02:48:07 +0000 UTCThis. All of it. 🩷
Grace
2024-02-03 02:45:43 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday 🥳
Grace
2024-02-03 02:44:54 +0000 UTCgirl let me go get my coat and imma join u in the snow
megs
2024-02-03 02:44:18 +0000 UTCCompiling a list of what flowers we all want for our grave 🪦💐
Grace
2024-02-03 02:43:07 +0000 UTCidk but he mentioned in ins/outs that he would want them to have "tension" which i remember bc i have not stopped thinking about it for a single second.
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-03 02:38:10 +0000 UTCIts Feral February, perfect timing 🤭
Grace
2024-02-03 02:37:42 +0000 UTCBUT ALSO? a hoe never gets cold.
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-03 02:37:21 +0000 UTCslutty as the weather will allow 🙏🏼
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-03 02:37:09 +0000 UTCthe dress code is 💋💅✨ slut ✨💅💋
❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️
2024-02-03 02:36:01 +0000 UTCthe Aughost Memorial Moany for Best Roommates to Lovers Audio 🏆
Em
2024-02-03 02:34:56 +0000 UTCWill any of us survive?? If anyone does you are personally invited to my funeral
Grace
2024-02-03 02:34:35 +0000 UTCI’m not crying, you’re crying 🥹 I haven’t been a patron for long but it feels like it’s been forever, I’m so happy to be a part of this wonderful community 💕 I can’t wait to see where the next year takes us, I may not survive but at least I’ll go out happy 🤣
Grace
2024-02-03 02:32:30 +0000 UTCfeb 16 about to go crazyyyy imma need to prepare myself
ara♡ ⋆。˚
2024-02-03 02:32:09 +0000 UTCHoly shit
Yasmin
2024-02-03 02:09:51 +0000 UTCHappy anniversary august! You are a GEM 💎 Ok but MMF or MFM tho? Idk if my brain can handle august on august action 🤤 (what is wrong with me?)
Yasmin
2024-02-03 02:08:58 +0000 UTChappy anniversary august!! im so glad that i found out about your audios and subscribed here, worth every single penny honestly 😭 i never thought that i'd get back into these kinds of audios but your uploads have been PEAK back to back its actually insane,,, thank you for reigniting my love for it 🫡
kaye
2024-02-03 01:59:00 +0000 UTCfirst off, happy anniversary august <3 second off, not us getting spoiled [insert cringey giggle while kicking my feet]
ChocolateMama
2024-02-03 01:49:29 +0000 UTChappy anniversary!! but respectfully you lost me at mmf, i’m going to be so outrageously down bad
amira malak
2024-02-03 01:11:24 +0000 UTCAlso extremely intrigued with the MMF audio I couldn’t ever imagine making a self collab and making it work but I have no doubts you would absolutely kill it!!!
rae
2024-02-03 01:06:49 +0000 UTCHappy anniversary!!! I’m very happy that the community here is so respectful and so nice to each other. I have definitely cackled at some of the comments and I really look forward to reading them. I think I read like 90% of the comments on most posts, you guys are too funny. Anyways it was an amazing year, let’s have an even better one this year! 💖💖💖 thank you to you August and to all the members for everything hehehe :)
rae
2024-02-03 01:05:54 +0000 UTCYES THE HMMM!!
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-03 00:52:13 +0000 UTCI’m out back, face down in the snow. just leave me here 🙂
mxjxllyfish
2024-02-03 00:50:45 +0000 UTCheavy on the developing a better understanding of one’s sexuality!! Same. big hugs to you 🫂 ✨
mxjxllyfish
2024-02-03 00:44:48 +0000 UTCjust echoing every else here! these are so awesome I could scream. LOVE the cloud design, but also the more abstract ones?? are unironically stunning?? SO many options, you nailed it. 👏🏾✨🫡
mxjxllyfish
2024-02-03 00:42:00 +0000 UTCnot the "hmm?" 💀✨️
pt_princess-presents🎁❄️
2024-02-03 00:41:55 +0000 UTCthis community has been amazing and it's been so lovely seeing everyone's reactions to things ❤️
pt_princess-presents🎁❄️
2024-02-03 00:39:15 +0000 UTChappy patreversary!! 🥳✨🌨️ we’re so spoiled already, but I can’t wait to see what magic you make this year! (that’s IF I survive the MMF audio [I won’t 🙂]) HBC: what’s the dress code for the Auggys? we thinking cocktail? Black tie optional?? I gotta get a look together 💃🏽✨🕺🏾
mxjxllyfish
2024-02-03 00:38:42 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday ✨️
pt_princess-presents🎁❄️
2024-02-03 00:38:12 +0000 UTC@Sarah the money I would give to see those two SPECIFICALLY interact. The rivalry, the BANTER‼️ god it’d be so good
mxjxllyfish
2024-02-03 00:27:05 +0000 UTCYanna your MIND!!!
mxjxllyfish
2024-02-03 00:19:40 +0000 UTC@jo IM DEAD
lilsaltydee
2024-02-03 00:09:07 +0000 UTCalso re: the MMF audio like the philosopher Stanley tucci once famously said: ‘all right everyone, gird your loins’
Conni
2024-02-03 00:08:40 +0000 UTCeveryone sound off to make sure y’all are still alive after the MMF mention… im not so sure ive survived tbh.. no but on a real note, congrats on one year. ive only been here for a little bit but i very quickly realized what a welcoming and fun community this was and it’s been a haven in bad times. this year alone has been off to a crazy start and it’s so so nice to be able to come here and just have a fun time. 🫶🫶
fran
2024-02-03 00:05:26 +0000 UTC🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ that makes way more sense 😂 Thank you, Sarah!
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-03 00:00:30 +0000 UTCHaha I think it’s Horny Book Club! 📚💕
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-02-02 23:58:38 +0000 UTCObituaries 😭
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 23:51:21 +0000 UTC*breathing intensifies* 🙃🙃🙃🙃
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 23:50:42 +0000 UTCOoh definitely! What is HBC? Google told me "Hudson's Bay Company" lol
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 23:49:47 +0000 UTCHappy patreonversary! 🎉 (that’s a word cause I say so) What an amazing tiny internet corner you’ve created so thank YOU, without your (awesome) mind none of us would be here going nuts every Friday wondering HOW DO YOU DO THIS???? also about that MMF…uh, yeah. It’s going to be fun to read everyone’s obituaries 💀
Conni
2024-02-02 23:46:48 +0000 UTCLITERALLY GOING CRAZY THINKING ABOUT THIS POSSIBILITY 😭☠️🫡
grace
2024-02-02 23:46:35 +0000 UTCahhh fellow dropout fan!!! 🫡 i found the short lol https://youtube.com/shorts/O_zoyYgsU0k?si=zyLyYYp5XLB3x7bL
❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️
2024-02-02 23:41:36 +0000 UTCOmg is the MMF going to be a continuation of the other Valentine’s Day audio where now they share the listener?? 👀 Congratulations on the one year anniversary, and thank you for all the amazing content and energy that you put out into the universe! 🥰
Kathy
2024-02-02 23:40:18 +0000 UTCok but the fourth one looks like a snowy cocktail (HBC’s official drink of choice?)
Conni
2024-02-02 23:39:52 +0000 UTCi love y'all so much omg
❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️
2024-02-02 23:37:54 +0000 UTCi was talking to someone irl and they said "hmm?" in the same exact tone august does and I was like NOT NOW PLEASE
❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️
2024-02-02 23:36:15 +0000 UTComg i love dropout!! do you know which ep it is?
ari
2024-02-02 23:35:09 +0000 UTComg i'm not sure if anyone is a fan of Dropout but they have an improv game show with a prompt that is EXACTLY THIS
❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️
2024-02-02 23:33:25 +0000 UTC[crowd goes wild]
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 23:26:18 +0000 UTCand the award goes to.... AUGUST
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 23:26:13 +0000 UTCMMF? bitch just give it to us already😭 + happy anniversary 🎉🎉
amy
2024-02-02 23:25:29 +0000 UTCthe nominees: august in a cowboy hat, august in a suit, august with a sword, august looking really tired (single father)
ari
2024-02-02 23:24:08 +0000 UTC☝️☝️☝️ that right there. That’s the answer
Foxanna
2024-02-02 23:21:35 +0000 UTChappy early birthday cha! 🎂
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-02-02 23:17:37 +0000 UTChappy early bday kenna! 🎉💖
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-02-02 23:16:42 +0000 UTC(Might convince me to pay for *moans*)
Undercover
2024-02-02 23:14:53 +0000 UTCAnnual August Awards is CRAZY 😭😭
Undercover
2024-02-02 23:14:21 +0000 UTCUmmmmmmm...... I was planning for before, during, after, always, forever 🤔😂
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 23:11:23 +0000 UTCOmg Ghost and Demon 😭 And thank you, Sarah, for taking care of our tombstone 🪦 If you hand gets tired from all the engraving, just let me know 🤙💕
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 23:03:41 +0000 UTCRuth that’s AFTER, surely? 😂
Foxanna
2024-02-02 22:55:32 +0000 UTCHappy Patreon-versary, August! It's been a treat to listen to you grow and develop as an audio artist and aural sex symbol. That said I am absolutely feral over the mere mention of MMF.
Page Chase
2024-02-02 22:52:45 +0000 UTC🍾🎉🎊🥳....🫶🏽
daahling
2024-02-02 22:50:13 +0000 UTCOmg same violet!! 🫂 This place has been a really cool, funny, safe space to express/learn about myself with all you lovely folks!! 🫶🏼💖💞
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-02-02 22:49:16 +0000 UTC🤭
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 22:47:24 +0000 UTCHey everyone!! I got the collective tombstone covered, it’ll be engraved with all our names for when we all inevitably perish this month 🫶🏼😇🪦 MMF has me in a freeze state like I actually can’t think about it too hard or I’ll start shriek-laughing and scaring my dog The AUGUST AWARDS sounds like the event of the season omg 🌨️😍🏆 Yanna talked about ACU characters presenting the awards and I cannotttt stop thinking about putting Nemesis and Spidey up there to cause a super ruckus and bicker over who gets to present the trophy 😭 omg or ghost roommate and demon??? 👻👹 Also happy patreon anniversary!! Like so many ppl have said, this has been such a fun, respectful, insightful, safe space and it’s been amazing to see your content and audience progress this past year!! 🎉 You deserve every ounce of support August!🍾🪩
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-02-02 22:44:32 +0000 UTCI relate to this so much. I don't talk about my sexuality with literally anyone irl, it's such an awkward topic. But here I feel like we all have the same taste (is that the right word?) and you guys (more like girls) are all so cool and kind and funny it makes me feel a lot less guilty for liking this stuff lol 🫶🥺
Violet 💜
2024-02-02 22:43:21 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday!
Lambda Sitta
2024-02-02 22:42:29 +0000 UTCOmg the [Hmm?] hahahah
lilsaltydee
2024-02-02 22:41:28 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday!
Lambda Sitta
2024-02-02 22:41:26 +0000 UTCget out the jam board, let’s plan this!
Lizzy 💃🏻
2024-02-02 22:40:48 +0000 UTCHappy 1 year of Patreon!! And omg I'm so excited for the MMF audio I can't wait 😭
Violet 💜
2024-02-02 22:39:28 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday!
Lambda Sitta
2024-02-02 22:38:25 +0000 UTCWith all the other excitement, I seem to have missed the mention of a live Q&A. February is my new favorite month.
Sheena
2024-02-02 22:37:26 +0000 UTClove!!
Nicole
2024-02-02 22:37:00 +0000 UTCI definitely can relate 🫰🫂
riri
2024-02-02 22:36:01 +0000 UTCMore ideas! All the ideas! (I'm about to go get an ice cream because I'm like !!! from all the excitement in here haha)
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 22:35:36 +0000 UTCRIP aughost see you at halloween baby 😩
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 22:35:30 +0000 UTCHaha you beat me to it! I was just coming up with some ideas.
Sheena
2024-02-02 22:34:17 +0000 UTCTruly my favorite place on the internet. I feel so seen and loved. 😢
Sheena
2024-02-02 22:33:28 +0000 UTCTHE CLOUD I'M GONNA CRY 🥺🥺🥺 That's perfect! 💙
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 22:32:46 +0000 UTC& the cloud goes to… *hold for applause*
DivineFeminine ❄️⛄️🎄
2024-02-02 22:31:41 +0000 UTCAhhhhh! Happy One Year!!! Happy to have seen your growth and been able to interact with everyone on here! 🥰
Little_Lapine
2024-02-02 22:29:30 +0000 UTCOmg I love this!
Little_Lapine
2024-02-02 22:28:25 +0000 UTCJust posted a separate comment up above but I did some AI generating haha 🌨️🌨️🌨️ https://imgur.com/a/eRtZRQ1
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 22:27:21 +0000 UTCCongratulations and happy one year! I'm so grateful to have found this even if it was months late. I continue to be thrilled to pay for the content we receive every month. Can't wait for the August Awards!
geekinthepink
2024-02-02 22:26:58 +0000 UTC@Ruth : Good idea ! The “🌧️” is essential @Ky: I used all my braincells for that 🫣 @Sarah : Well, we're a team 🫣
riri
2024-02-02 22:25:52 +0000 UTCAlright so some of these look like silly snow globes but I think some are pretty cool 😎🌨️ (all AI generated) https://imgur.com/a/eRtZRQ1
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 22:24:42 +0000 UTC😂 I'm crying yes please ☝️
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 22:23:19 +0000 UTChappy anniversary and congrats! can the auggy’s have an in memoriam segment for the ghost roommate from the halloween audio
Em
2024-02-02 22:18:47 +0000 UTCIn memoriam? Our collective ability to function as soon as we see that Patreon notif ⚰️🙏 Also I love Auglympics! He is "in the winter" after all!
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 22:17:50 +0000 UTC100% ☑️💯
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 22:15:43 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday!
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 22:14:05 +0000 UTCOmgg the Auggys/Auscars are absolute winners 🙌🏼 i was thinking of the “Auglympics” but maybe that sounds too sports related hahaha💪🏼 P.S. if the Auglympics were a real thing, all of horny book club would be gold medalists🫶🏼🏅
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-02-02 22:08:40 +0000 UTCCongrats!! I haven’t really been on Patreon long but I have been lurking from Reddit. I can’t wait to hear what you have coming next!!!
Stitch.And.Sin.Designs
2024-02-02 22:08:13 +0000 UTCKennaaaa 😭 So just silence? 😂
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 22:07:28 +0000 UTCLmao their sexual tension 😩😂 But omg PRESENTING AS DIFFERENT CHARACTERS DID NOT CROSS MY MIND! you're a genius!! Lmao Ex FWB calls in instead of showing up (even though it's all audio anyway haha)
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 22:06:36 +0000 UTCMy exact thoughts!
☃️phonons🎅🏽
2024-02-02 22:05:25 +0000 UTCI agree with you. Valentine's BF brief appearance didn't give me enough tbh (he's no Viola Davis in Doubt) NeighborListener's One-Night-Stand just needs better direction and I think he'll deliver
☃️phonons🎅🏽
2024-02-02 22:04:32 +0000 UTCHugs and same! 🫂💕
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 22:03:51 +0000 UTCCongratulations, your dedication and hard work doesn’t go unnoticed 🤍maintaining my sub has been the best, easiest decision ever!
Sydney 🤍
2024-02-02 22:00:58 +0000 UTCYou're releasing one on my birthday 🎂 best present 🫠🫠🫠
Adria
2024-02-02 21:57:24 +0000 UTCretweet 💞
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 21:55:56 +0000 UTCme, standing expressionless directly in front of the dj booth: 🧍🏻♀️
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 21:55:34 +0000 UTCHappy patreon-aversary Augustus, it has been a marvelous year….i will be going back to screaming now—
Maia
2024-02-02 21:52:28 +0000 UTCmegs 💞💞💞 i feel the same!!!
❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️
2024-02-02 21:52:19 +0000 UTC@meg @ky I’ve fallen to my knees as disco music blares at this bday bash, the DJ is asking me to leave the dance floor as the conga line carries on around me 😀🪩🎶
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-02-02 21:52:03 +0000 UTCwe got to the party and went and sat silently in the room with the coats
megs
2024-02-02 21:50:41 +0000 UTCalso not to have feelings on main but i was going through a really really awful time in my life when i first joined this patreon and yall funny ass girlies in the comments section have really helped me thru some stuff so thank u august for creating a community and a safe space for so many cool girlies (also for the erotica and fundamentally changing my understanding of my own human sexuality lol)
megs
2024-02-02 21:48:27 +0000 UTCTHE AUSCARS
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 21:48:24 +0000 UTCHaha ok this has to happen!!
Sheena
2024-02-02 21:47:34 +0000 UTCI LITERALLY SAID THIS. MEG. IM CRYING were nonverbal in the corner of the birthday party
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 21:47:31 +0000 UTCmmf I think you mean unffffffff 🤤
Blossom
2024-02-02 21:47:13 +0000 UTC[screeching, sobbing, howling at the moon 🐺]
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-02-02 21:47:08 +0000 UTCJamboardable to the max!!! 💻📊
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-02-02 21:45:56 +0000 UTCMe: a deer, frozen on the highway MMF August: an 18-wheeler on a mission
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:44:51 +0000 UTCOh my GOD can you imagine different characters presenting awards??? Nemesis and Spidey keep playing tug of war with the 3D cloud award (as Ruth suggested! 🌨️) and interrupt each other during the speech 😩🕷️✨
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-02-02 21:44:27 +0000 UTCdont hmu i’m going nonverbal at the mention of the phrase MMF
megs
2024-02-02 21:42:35 +0000 UTCI'm gonna do a few hours of corpse pose 🧘♀️ lmao
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:42:07 +0000 UTCDo you have a lock for best supporting actor? I'm going with NeighborListener's One-Night-Stand, but Valentine's BF is definitely a contender 🤔
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:41:30 +0000 UTCMMF self collab ‼️ February will be the death of me
☃️phonons🎅🏽
2024-02-02 21:40:36 +0000 UTCokay I need all the F characters to be presenting the awards too 😭😭
kenna
2024-02-02 21:39:47 +0000 UTCOoh I like that too! But the real question: what does the award statuette look like? My thought: a 3D and made of glass "🌨️" with lil crystals for the snowflakes haha
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:38:49 +0000 UTCAdding the August Awards to my Awards Season watch
☃️phonons🎅🏽
2024-02-02 21:37:49 +0000 UTCHappy Anniversary! Love this little corner of the internet, so great you feel comfortable to experiment. OK, MMF audio - ladies, we need to make sure we hydrate and, I don’t know, maybe do some kind of stretches ahead of time? No one wants to sprain anything 😉
Foxanna
2024-02-02 21:37:44 +0000 UTC😭 I don't know if he's mentioned wearing white sneakers, but he said in his In/Out audio he looks good in white sooooo 🤷♀️
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:35:52 +0000 UTC☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:34:54 +0000 UTCYes!!
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:34:03 +0000 UTCI was thinking about this!! Like, for their acceptance speeches! Which one takes the mic away from another one, a là Kanye v. Taylor? The possibilities are endless 😂
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:33:35 +0000 UTCHello and welcome! ❤️
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:31:34 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday, Kenna!
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:31:13 +0000 UTC[barking, cawing, whinnying]
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:30:51 +0000 UTCaugust: i feel god in this chilis tonight .
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 21:29:46 +0000 UTCNot me hearing the outlook calendar notification sound in my head 😂
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:29:20 +0000 UTC"The auggys" sounds nice 🤌 (personally I was thinking of "the Auscars" ? Like the oscars haha 🫣)
riri
2024-02-02 21:29:10 +0000 UTChappy patreon anniversary, August! i’m completely overwhelmed by the bounty of goodies you’ve got planned. not the least of which your first self collab🫠 sounds like a dream come true. so glad to be here and appreciate all of your content that i look forward to every week. big hugs to the community too, i love being a part of it with all of you 🫶🏻❤️
Lizzy 💃🏻
2024-02-02 21:28:59 +0000 UTCThank you, Sheena! I would also love him to also do the Pam Beesly at The Dundies thing where he drunkenly (real or acted, either way) gives a strange and meandering speech and then kisses his hands, because those hands, for their SFX contributions, deserve an award all their own! 😂
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:28:09 +0000 UTCCongratulations August! Thank you for all of your hard work! The amount of creativity and detail that you put in is absolutely incredible and it's been so wonderful to see how much the Patreon community has grown over the last year. Wishing you much success this year, and Happy Lunar New Year if you celebrate 🧧🐉 Also MMF?? Hell YES this has been living rent free in my head since last year's Valentine's audio
Stella
2024-02-02 21:27:37 +0000 UTCi cannot even wrap my head around the august awards. omg. this is a stunning powerpoint opportunity, btw
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 21:26:50 +0000 UTChi ruth!!!! omg that would be a dream 😭
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 21:25:38 +0000 UTCMMF! *elmo fire emoji*
lillyisjussaying
2024-02-02 21:25:32 +0000 UTCjo omg lolololllll
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 21:25:21 +0000 UTC💙💜 Very excited for what's coming up.
Cheyenne Dziadosz
2024-02-02 21:24:39 +0000 UTCim actually screaming
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 21:24:17 +0000 UTCOmg KY I missed your comment thank you for commenting here!! Those bingo cards are beautiful and amazing I wish we could all play as a comments section 😂❤️
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:21:54 +0000 UTCLOVE THE AUGGYS
Sheena
2024-02-02 21:21:53 +0000 UTComg yanna you are a GENIUS
❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️
2024-02-02 21:21:45 +0000 UTCOk a self collab and August awards?! I’ve died and gone to heaven. Ruth Hope mentioned this but I think “the Auggys” is a great nickname!!
Sheena
2024-02-02 21:21:39 +0000 UTCHappy anniversary:) You have truly created a very respectful and safe space on your patreon. This community is amazing and fun, and I am really glad that I could join. Thank you for your hard work! I hope you will continue to enjoy the creative process. I am really looking forward to all the content you are planning for this month.
Crowkeeper
2024-02-02 21:21:38 +0000 UTCLETS MAKE AUGUST PLAY THIS HAHAHAHA 😈😈😈
❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️
2024-02-02 21:21:14 +0000 UTCthank you!!
Chanel
2024-02-02 21:21:08 +0000 UTCI am so glad I was alone in my car when I read this. I literally screamed, "Yes, finally!" when I read that MMF was an exclusive this month! And please keep us updated on the live Q&A! Happy one year August! Can't wait for this year!
whatisgoingon
2024-02-02 21:20:42 +0000 UTCHappy Auggieversary!!
lilsaltydee
2024-02-02 21:20:18 +0000 UTCi can't even talk about the mmf like i can't. im going nonverbal until march
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 21:20:11 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday!
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:19:51 +0000 UTC*insert the “two of em” kitten meme here*
MerryMegadon 🎄✨
2024-02-02 21:19:44 +0000 UTC[cheering, pumping my fist, crying]
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 21:19:17 +0000 UTCHAHAH okay that's really good
August Winter
2024-02-02 21:18:31 +0000 UTCCongratulations on 1 year!! You were exceptional then and have only grown more amazing since !! So excited to see what this year brings for you🖤
Jaz
2024-02-02 21:18:31 +0000 UTCOmg the August Awards!! That's a great idea! Initially I thought "The Gustys", but that sounds too windy, so maybe "The Auggys" could be a fun nickname (i.e., like the Grammys). My jaw fucking dropped reading the self-collab part oh my God I'm already not ready. A live Q&A sounds so fun! Love the branching out into other styles of content! I can't think of anything else to say besides yay! Haha. So, yay!
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-02-02 21:18:23 +0000 UTCHappy anniversary 🥳 I saw one of my old comments on reddit and I've been following you since 2021 and it's crazy haha I can tell you've grown a lot as a creator and I feel like you have more confidence now in what you do than before ? Or maybe it's just an impression ^^' btw I think your community is (somehow) a reflection of what "you" are 🙂 Happy to share this journey with you and everybody here !
riri
2024-02-02 21:17:59 +0000 UTCCongrats! Thank you for all you do dude fr!!! Adding these february dates to my outlook calendar haha
Phoebe
2024-02-02 21:17:50 +0000 UTCHiiii bb
MerryMegadon 🎄✨
2024-02-02 21:17:48 +0000 UTCalso if anyone missed it in the naughty neighbors comments, i made goofy lil bingo cards for the ACU for the patreon anniversary ☺️ thank you all for being so funny, thoughtful & engaging! & OBVIOUSLY thank you august for the uhhhhhhhhhhhh year of great content 🤭 https://imgur.com/a/yhXbm60
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 21:17:34 +0000 UTCHey other newbie! 🙋🏼♀️
Shelby K
2024-02-02 21:17:31 +0000 UTCYay! Congratulations on finding a fulfilling avenue to explore your VA talents! We appreciate you, August. Your dedication and quality are always so apparent and it’s been a joy being part of the patreon/community!
Shelby K
2024-02-02 21:17:06 +0000 UTCHappy anniversary! Thank you for all your wonderful, 🔥 spicy🔥 content. Looking forward to more of your work 🥰 Especially MMF 😏😏😏
✨Triss✨
2024-02-02 21:16:55 +0000 UTCCongratulations on 1 year August!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Ulalia
2024-02-02 21:16:12 +0000 UTCWe’re eating so good this month!!!! Congrats on 1 year 🎀🎀
meionaise
2024-02-02 21:14:46 +0000 UTChappy patron anniversary august!! and happy horny book club anniversary to everyone else 💖💚💛 (screaming crying throwing up)
❄️☃️ a hoe-lly (jo)-lly xmas ☃️❄️
2024-02-02 21:14:26 +0000 UTCGonna put on the MMF right after Valentine’s dinner with my long distance boyfriend 😈
g q
2024-02-02 21:13:53 +0000 UTCahhhh I’m so excited! august celebration month also being my birthday month is the best coincidence ever
kenna
2024-02-02 21:13:26 +0000 UTCI’ve only been here for a month, but thank YOU for making this such a fun space and releasing just the…highest tier audios (seriously. The editing blows me away) I fear this MMF is going to kill me (in a good way) Happy Anniversary of the Patreon August! ❤️
MerryMegadon 🎄✨
2024-02-02 21:12:55 +0000 UTCSo happy that you feel comfortable with us and you deserve nothing but the most support. Thank you for everything you do! Also, so, SO excited for the MMF audio I can't even type straight. Love all of your content and so happy for you. 💜 Congratulations on the anniversary and I hope it will be the first of many.
chantaldesiree
2024-02-02 21:12:47 +0000 UTChold up are the speaker characters going to show up for the august awards BECAUSE CAN WE PLS INVITE THE MASKED GUY AS A GUEST SPEAKER LMAOOOOO
yanna
2024-02-02 21:12:35 +0000 UTCHappy 1 year on Patreon ❤️❤️
Naomi Corporan
2024-02-02 21:12:09 +0000 UTCYAYYYYYYY happy augustversary to all who celebrate 🌨️💖‼️
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-02-02 21:11:52 +0000 UTCMMF!!?!? SCREAMING CRYING CONVULSING ON THE FLOOR
Maia
2024-02-02 21:11:50 +0000 UTCMMF AND the exclusive audio coming out on my birthday ✨️ i'm eating good this month ☺️
Chanel
2024-02-02 21:11:42 +0000 UTCI can’t wait!!
velevet
2024-02-02 21:11:16 +0000 UTCWe are truly winning this month. Happy one year patron-versary 💖
Tenneil
2024-02-02 21:10:57 +0000 UTCI'm so excited for EVERYTHING this month holy SHIT
Naomi Corporan
2024-02-02 21:10:56 +0000 UTChappy anniversary august!! congrats on all your incredible creative work over the past year 💖💖
catherine
2024-02-02 21:10:54 +0000 UTCHappy Anniversary 🥳🥳 and MMF you say?????? *proced to di*
Raining1272
2024-02-02 21:10:51 +0000 UTCWE’VE BEEN BLESSED
yanna
2024-02-02 21:10:49 +0000 UTCAHHHH THANKS FOR BLESSING US WITH AN MMF AUDIO!!!! You're content is high quality and I'm glad you're growing creatively. You deserve every patron plus more 💕
Girly
2024-02-02 21:10:43 +0000 UTCAAAHHHHH!!!! CONGRATULATIONS WE LOVE U SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️
Naomi Corporan
2024-02-02 21:10:33 +0000 UTCThank you, August! You've made this an amazing space to be in and I have a feeling we all appreciate it 💕 happy patreon-aversary everybody 😊 Also uh - mmf? Oh no I need to sit down
pt_princess-presents🎁❄️
2024-02-02 21:10:21 +0000 UTCHappy 1 Year to the Channel! 🎉
sourhoney
2024-02-02 21:10:20 +0000 UTCCongrats!!! Happy to be apart of this journey 🥳.
Niyaaaa~
2024-02-02 21:10:01 +0000 UTCMMF?! i just died and came back to life😩😩
ari
2024-02-02 21:09:51 +0000 UTCLooking forward to a great month! ❤️
A Bunch of Boo-nanas 👻
2024-02-02 21:09:45 +0000 UTCMMF?? (s)creaming
Jaz
2024-02-02 21:09:40 +0000 UTC