The Chaos Garden: What’s New @ the Table

Hi hello! We’re back for another round of updates! Did you catch that eclipse last week? Did you view it safely? Did you view it unsafely? These questions have nothing to do with the update, I just enjoy giving both nerds and rebels a platform. 

Movie Night!!! A pre-finale episode set in the Twilight Mirage filled with awkward communication, unhealthy attachments, and a rolling argument that steals the show? What is this, the Feast of Patina Part 2? Listen to PALISADE 45: Where They Are Pt. 3 in your app of choice, and check out the full show notes on our website. And just as a note, we'll be taking this week off to focus on prepping the finale. Wish us luck! 😬🍀

Anyone wanna sell a tortilla route? There’s a brand new Clapcast up for $1 Pal patrons. We talk about tortilla sales, cracker availability, a legendary pie, and Sonic’s little friends who love to munch.

“Other people come and go… Well, they come and die.” If you’re a $5 Friend patron the third episode of Eyes of a Killer (that’s our Slow Knife campaign with Sylvi, Art, Keith & Dre) is here. Don’t miss Jack’s exquisite episode notes either, they’ve been putting in some serious work!

A venn diagram between the Twilight Mirage and The Social Network. In the most recent Gathering Information, Ali’s behind-the-scenes cast Q&A series for $15 Telepresence patrons, she and Austin dig deep on all the juicy production and GMing details of the recent Counter/Weight prequel episodes as well as the looming PALISADE finale.

Join Beef, Basmati and the rest of the gang. The Twilight Mirage rebroadcast continued on Sunday with Twilight Mirage 26: The Miracle of the Mirage: The Heist. Hey guys I think we like punctuation too much. I think we’re punctuation sickos.

I’m genuinely worried about what will happen to Keith when he maxes out his fishing skill. So much farming last week! On Monday we absolutely stole the show at the Stardew Valley regional (?) Luau (??) thanks to Keith – which unfortunately trapped Janine in an ouroboros of friendship cutscenes. Then on Friday our pleas for moss were granted tenfold. The green piss rain finally came. 

Record scratch, closeup of a chicken: You might be wondering how we got here. The VOD of the second Stardew Valley multiplayer stream is up on YouTube now, which features special guest farmer Sylvi!

I don’t wanna alarm anyone but I think the king’s pen was poisoned. Part 8 of Jack and Keith’s Crusader Kings III streams is also up on YouTube, but if you’ve missed any past installments you’ll want to check out the full playlist. 

Everyone stop saying “Digital Root”. Even more YouTube news! The second episode of Sylvi and Keith playing 999 is up and I gotta be honest; if my Saw choices are math or a toilet full of syringes I might pick the syringes. I respect the classics.

Bonus! Arrows: $6400, someone who is good at budgeting please help. Over on cohost, @4ri4joie shared a dizzyingly complex map of relationships between characters in PALISADE and it's very funny and good. Season spoilers, obviously, but they've also helpfully provided a template for folks to take on the Sisyphean task of making their own versions.