Happy Halloween!

Slipping through the wall, Neo delicately rattled all the clothes and drawers in the dresser, loving the noise it made, so spooky and mysterious as she continued to drift through the bedroom, causing mischief at will. Perhaps no one was in the room to appreciate her haunting, but Neo did it for her own entertainment more than professional obligation. And besides: rattling the furniture was her right as a spirit.

Neo was a poltergeist, which, in terms of ghosts, spectrals, haunts, and spirits, put her right near the top of the list! Yes, she was dead, one of the downsides of being a ghost, but unlike other classes of remnants, she had the power to interact with the physical world. Which was good, because she had been mute when alive, and so “ghostly wailing” in the afterlife was right out. She could make herself visible and she could throw things around—which, for a ghost, was a pretty good afterlife in spooking people.

Yes, she was good at spooking… but it had been a while since she’d had to flex that particular talent.

It just seemed… wrong to be spooking Jaune, the current resident of her house. Not just because he was cute (which he was), but because, for the first time ever, she had someone who she could actually communicate with, someone who not only didn’t get driven off, but actually enjoyed her company. And was worth spending time with! He was a spirit medium, and while she rattled the mugs hanging on the rack as he sipped his coffee (she didn’t spook him, but that didn’t mean she wasn’t going to stop rattling things—Neo was still a proud poltergeist), he smiled and asked, “I take it you missed me last night?”

Pouting at the reminder, Neo rattled the mugs some more as her good mood promptly evaporated. She was the one who pushed his buttons, thank you very much, and not the other way around. And she was particularly peeved about him being out of the house—the house Neo was bound to and couldn’t leave—and left her all by her lonesome to worry about him! He could have been kidnapped or murdered or thrown into the canal, his spirit swept away so she’d never see him again or-

“Sorry I didn’t tell you I’d be gone, but I really didn’t expect my date with Pyrrha to go that well.”

-or the worst might happen. The worst. The worst. The absolute worst.

But Jaune just laughed obliviously. “Really, a girl like her… someone so… incredible,” he laughed again, the kind of happy disbelief that made Neo’s stomach—or incorporeal conception/remembrance of a stomach—churn, “having something for a guy like me? I never saw it coming—and I know, you’re going to make fun of me for this, but I don’t care. She’d been trying to get my attention for weeks now! I feel like such an idiot!”

And then he laughed again.

No… no, no, this was all- this was all wrong!

Didn’t Jaune understand that he didn’t need a girlfriend? He had Neo! Which was better than any stupid girlfriend because- because obviously she was! How- how dare this- this hussy! This tramp! How dare she try to come between Neo and her Jaune! Didn’t she realize that Jaune was already spoken for?

As a medium, Jaune made things just- just so much better for Neo! She felt happy and- and whole with him. And now this- this hussy thought she could take Neo’s- could- could- Ohhhhh! She hated this girl!

Ooooh, and Neo bet she could talk, too! Oooh, that just- just burned her up!

But… but she had ways, didn’t she, of dealing with an interloper like this? To teach her a lesson she wouldn’t forget about messing with another girl’s man! By the time Neo was done with her, this “Pyrrha” wouldn’t be such a presumably snooty jerk anymore!

LINE BREAK NEO

Waiting for Pyrrha to arrive, Neo thought through all her various plans for revenge. In the days since Jaune revealed the hussy’s name, Neo had become well-acquainted with what could be a useful tool for this purpose. Anything in the house was under her power—an electrical cord could become a garrote, a kitchen knife could slice right through her problem. But every time she thought it through, once she got past the fun parts of murder, she hit the same problem. First, that she couldn’t figure out how to do it covertly, how to get Jaune out of the picture or how to hide the body. Or just… how her Jaune would handle his girlfriend—even if she was a fake hussy tramp—disappearing on him. Neo knew she could comfort her sweet boy and take his mind off the horrible bitch who was clearly using him, but… could she make Jaune sad?

Uggggh, if she had a body, she could just steal Jaune back from the harpy! No bloodshed would be needed! For the first part, at least. Back when she was alive, Neo would have ice picked whatever harlot set eyes on her man, in the event she had had a man. But she could have just batted her eyelashes, could have tied a cherry stem with her tongue, or just skipped past the flirtation and blown him under a table until he couldn’t remember this stupid Pyrrha girl’s name! Things were so much easier when you had a body, and it wasn’t fair at all that Pyrrha had one when Neo didn’t.

The living got all the breaks.

But these frustrations took up too much of her time, and the sound of the door opening told Neo it was too late to plan. The harpy was here.

“Hey Neo!” Jaune’s voice wound its way to her, “I’m back, and I brought a friend! Come say hi!”

Oh, she’d say hi. Stealthily swooping to the front door, she had a hundred ideas how to “say hi.” She’d let this…

Holy shit she was gorgeous!

Neo froze in midair as she saw her Jaune next to a goddamn beauty queen, her long, silky red hair tied in a ponytail, the prettiest eyes looking around for where a ghost might reveal herself, and that ass...

And she was tall, too! How unfair- how- how could Neo compete with…

Actually… this gave her an idea…

Shaking off the daze of seeing a sexy vamp latching onto her Jaune, Neo remembered what her problem was. She didn’t have a body. But if she had her body, it’d be a fight, even with her skills, to lure Jaune away from this vixen. But what if she had a different body? A body Jaune was already attracted to…

Jaune was still calling out for her, but Neo made no sign of her presence. Not even Jaune could spot her if she didn’t want to be seen, and since Neo was someone who always wanted to be seen, Jaune wasn’t used to having to look for her. So as far as he knew…

“I… think she’s a little upset,” he sheepishly explained to Pyrrha, “She wasn’t exactly happy after I spent the night without telling her.”

“Oh?” Pyrrha said, her expression feigning sympathy, like a liar. But more importantly, her guard was down as she was focused on Jaune. Giving Neo her opening.

With a sudden swoop, Neo slipped into the hussy’s body. Took only a moment before sensation connected and Neo was immediately struck by how stupidly tall the girl was. Then she was struck by things like breathing air, warmth, the other aspects of being alive. But the tall thing… this was weird. Very, very weird, and Neo didn’t like it one bit.

But she was going to get her revenge on this tramp and, fortunately, she’d slipped in so easily, “Pyrrha” didn’t even resist her! Neo idly wondered if something was up with that, if this was just because Pyrrha had no particular spiritual training or if they had some kind of harmonic alignment that blah blah blah who cares it probably wasn’t important.

What was important was that Neo was gazing into those beautiful blue eyes with eyes of her own, and taking a careful breath as she got used to having lungs once more, she did something she’d never done before.

“Jaune, sweetie,” she said, relying on Pyrrha’s instincts to guide words she hadn’t been able to say in life, “If she’s… not interested in seeing us, then maybe we could spend some time… together.”

Neo was relieved by how easy this was. She had no experience with speaking, with all the… vocal cord stuff, and anything involving breathing in general was something she was a bit rusty on. Though Neo was confident that her lips and tongue were as good as they ever were, which she was going to take full advantage of! She was so grateful that Pyrrha was just so easy to possess. Weak-willed, another sign that she wasn’t worthy of her Jaune!

Jaune was about to say something, but Neo felt the giddiness of having a body, of feeling a heart beat in her chest. which didn’t make her particularly inclined to things like listening. She’d been an impulsive woman in life, death had made that impulsivity worse, and putting her hand, her actual, physical hand, not a “spiritual pressure of her existence” on his back and pushing him to the bedroom had pushed Neo to a whole new level of impulsiveness.

“Uh, Pyrrha, m-my room is-”

“I can figure it out!” she cheerfully replied. Maybe Jaune would have reasons to be suspicious that his girlfriend was suddenly extremely eager to get to a bedroom she somehow knew exactly how to find, but Neo knew that Jaune was both a very accepting person and also a guy. He wasn’t likely to ask too many questions if his girlfriend was suddenly uncharacteristically randy.

Not that something like this was probably even uncharacteristic for such a hussy who only valued him for his corporeal attributes!

Though speaking of corporeal attributes… just wow! Pyrrha had the sort of va-va-voom Neo never had in life and Neo was finding that, yes, it actually was awesome being a knockout babe. Like, she was hot while alive, but she never was busty. And these legs! Ugh, Neo didn’t want to admit that she was envious of tall people, but she was really enjoying seeing things from six feet up! And with her feet on the ground too! It was so different from flying!

Reaching the bedroom, feeling her hand twist the doorknob, Neo felt the electrical tingle of knowing that she was finally going to act on her crush on Jaune and- hold on a second! It actually was an electrical tingle! She had nerves again! Oh, wow, she had not thought she’d miss these micro sensations that came from having a body, but them and hormones and whatever underwear this hussy was packing and a real sense of touch was about to make the moment special.

Kicking the door shut behind her as she shoved Jaune on the bed, Neo gave him a look of smouldering desire. Jaune blushed, stammering, “Uh, Pyrrha, I know you, um, you, um, really-”

“That I want you?” she asked, feeling the heat within her, “That I want to strip that shirt off your chest, slather it in chocolate syrup, and lick you clean?”

“I-”

No more time for words—Neo’d never seen what was so great about them anyways—now was the time for action. Springing forward with Pyrrha’s athletic and experienced legs, Neo slammed into Jaune, knocking him down on the bed and moving to straddle his body with Pyrrha’s/hers. She grabbed the hem of his shirt and tore it off without a thought, just eager to see those stupidly impressive pecs with actual eyes.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. This was so much better than pulling down his blanket while he was sleeping, better even then just peeking on him in the shower. Because this way, she could feel what was growing beneath her, plus she could feel that heat, that need within her. They were gonna fuck. They were for sure gonna fuck. She was gonna fuck Jaune and...

Neo hesitated.

Jaune was… he was right there. Literally beneath her, the curve of his dick straightening out beneath her. Her sweet, beloved Jaune was right there for the taking and she was… wearing someone else’s body. She thought that this was what she wanted, to mark her ownership of Jaune or just to make her claim on him or just to feel, just to get a taste of-

Oh no you don’t!

Neo blinked, not sure where the voice came from, but it had a lot of weight behind it.

I have been trying to get Jaune to put out like you wouldn’t believe, a voice that Neo now realized... was Pyrrha’s called out within her mind. And we are not stopping now!

You… knew? Neo thought at her, stunned by the revelation, the explanation for why it was so easy. You let me possess you?

The moment you slid into my body, I saw a flash of what you wanted to do with Jaune. I wanted it, and I wanted it bad, the voice explained, so I didn’t fight you and just let it happen. I thought you wouldn’t lose your nerve like I did. But now, now that we’re here, on top of him, I’m not going to be satisfied until I’m exhausted. So we’re not stopping here!

W-wait a moment-

But Neo’s objections were cut off as she felt her limbs—well, Pyrrha’s limbs—move without her control as she sprang upon Jaune and let her lips crash into his.

“I want you, Jaune,” Pyrrha growled, “I want to do what we should have done on our first date.”

“Pyrrha, I-”

“A GIRL CAN ONLY GO SO LONG!” she cried, “Have you ever seen your chest in a mirror?”

Now Neo was the helpless passenger along for the ride as Pyrrha took charge of her own body. But this sudden slip of control meant that Neo realized exactly how her control of Pyrrha’s body worked… and how it wasn’t working now. For instance, all those delicious hormones and bodily signals that made up horniness? Now they weren’t a fun appetizer as Neo enjoyed Jaune’s body. Now they were telling Neo how to feel, and Pyrrha’s repressed lust was strong.

Real strong. Strong enough to make Neo realize that the impact of a partial possession might be triggering a feedback loop that… might be making the both of them indulge in… certain erratic behaviors. Erratic behaviors that-

She seized control of Pyrrha’s body, stopping her from yanking Jaune’s pants down and forcing Pyrrha to say, “Jaune, do you want this, too?”

And they all stopped. Neo felt the bloom of shame within Pyrrha, a shame Neo deserved for so carelessly fiddling with Pyrrha’s emotions like this. But she had to know, couldn’t go forward unless…

“Yeah,” Jaune gasped, “I- I mean, yes. Yes, Pyrrha, it’s sudden, but... I want this. I want- I want you.”

Neo should have felt jealous. Should have been angered to hear that her Jaune wanted another woman, but she was riding Pyrrha’s body, and the way Pyrrha’s heart soared overrode any jealousy in Neo’s heart. Because she felt the love that was springing forth in the moment, Pyrrha’s love, her love, Jaune’s love, and also, the supercharged combined lust of the both of them was also asserting itself and making Neo and Pyrrha both prisoners of a body that needed a hard dicking right the fuck now.

With a triumphant seizure of Jaune’s pants, both girls joyfully liberated their prize from its closed confines and beheld Jaune’s dick in all it’s glory.

It’s… beautiful, Neo heard Pyrrha murmur in amazement.

I know, she grinned back to her companion.

I wanna suck it.

Nobody’s gonna stop you.

Slowly drawing forward, Neo was wholly in tune with Pyrrha’s body as they coiled their fingers around Jaune’s shaft. Giving him a truly wicked grin, they began to jerk him off as they lowered their head, opened their mouth, and began to give some warm, wet, and loving attention. Pyrrha had never sucked a cock before, but she had an expert cocksucker riding shotgun in her body, and all of Neo’s talents were now at her disposal. In fact… alternating between Pyrrha’s excited, nervous inexperience and Neo’s ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch left Jaune gasping for air as they both lavished him with their affection.

Neo was particularly proud of her ability to, without warning, take control from Pyrrha and plunge down to the base of Jaune’s cock. Suppressing Pyrrha’s gag reflex wasn’t that different from her own, and hearing Jaune cry out as he felt her throat envelope his dick was a very satisfying reward. Kissing his base, feeling the tuft of his pubic hair tickle her nose before she slowly pulled back, her lips stretching as they trailed behind, Neo felt more alive than she had in years.

But the madness of a careless possession bringing two overly-pent up young ladies into a singular need for sexual satisfaction meant that the heat inside them had built up into a roaring inferno in Pyrrha’s pussy that needed to be quenched. As badly as Neo wanted to feel Jaune’s dick jerk and twitch and just unleash his seed down her throat, Pyrrha’s will won out as she pulled away from Jaune’s dick with with a wet pop. Grinning, she asked Jaune, in either Pyrrha or Neo’s voice, it was getting really hard to tell, “So, lover, ready for the real thing?”

Jaune was still catching his breath, utterly blown away by what his girlfriend had just sprung on him. Staring at her incredulously as he regained enough of his awareness to answer the question, he stammered, “Y-yeah, yeah, I’m-”

Consent enough. They pushed him back flat on the bed as they mounted him. Pyrrha’s pussy was wet and Neo’s soul was on fire as they felt Jaune’s dick, slick with their spit, meet their pussy… before they felt the effects of a new madness. Catching them off guard, Jaune’s hands sprang to their hips and, with a groan, jerked them down.

Between the sudden reversal and their sudden impalement, both Neo and Pyrrha were equally knocked from control as their mouth hung open in wordless surprise, just the sensation of being stuffed echoing through their body, not a thought between either of their spirits as they merely felt Jaune’s dick utterly and totally penetrate the both of them.

And then he began to thrust.

Being bounced up and down on his hips, first slow, then gaining strength like a goddamn locomotive, Neo was barely able to pull enough of herself together to realize, Holy shit, he’s a natural!

I know! Pyrrha’s voice chimed in, full of an exuberant joy that dismayed Neo to hear it.

How can you- how is he not wrecking you right now!

I don’t know! Pyrrha laughed, gleeful and carefree, But I don’t want it to ever stop!

Neo toppled forward, only able to stop herself from collapsing by placing both of Pyrrha’s hands on Jaune’s chest. Panting for air, she heard Pyrrha’s wild celebration in her head as one of them, or just Pyrrha’s body, began to join Jaune in the rhythm, her hips rising and falling as she, they, whoever needed that friction inside her.

“You’re- you’re so good,” she moaned, “How- how are you so good?”

Jaune gave a bashful laugh, “I’m not, I’m not that-”

“YOU’RE SO GOOD!” Neo shrieked, unable to control herself anymore than she could control Pyrrha’s body as her fingers tightened, her pussy spasmed, and she and Pyrrha cried out in one voice, “OH FUCK, JAUNE!”

They weren’t prepared. They weren’t prepared for how the link between body and soul, between a body and two souls would handle such a potent moment of heady emotion, carnal pleasure, and singularly unified purpose. Neo felt her entire soul blur as her essence seemed to go off like fireworks. She saw flashes of memories, her mind trying to place an experience like this, but no previous lover, no attempts at self pleasure with toys, her fingers, her- Pyrrha’s fingers… she was seeing Pyrrha’s memories! The both of them wobbled for a moment, then collapsed, tumbling into an endless darkness.

LINE BREAK NEO

Are you… still there?

...huh?

Blinking she- wait a moment, Neo didn’t…

Light streamed into Pyrrha’s eyes as realization came to Neo. She was… awake?

Are you okay?

I… think so, she said, not sure what “okay” meant for her state. And… Jaune?

The name sent a bolt through both of them, their eyes widening fast as they swiveled and-

“Oh, you’re up!”

Jaune was beside them in the bed, a sheepish expression on his face that briefly distracted the girls from his pecs. Briefly.

“I, um, I’m… I’m really sorry, I didn’t-”

“You’re apologizing?”

Neo didn’t know if one or both of them asked that question but it was enough to strike her dumb. She’d never cum that hard before, she highly doubted anyone had, and Jaune was sorry?

His cheeks turned crimson. “Well, I mean, you passed out, which is-”

“You fucked me into a coma!” Pyrrha exclaimed, a wide grin splitting her face. That was definitely Pyrrha—Neo would have played it cool, not letting him know how much he’d thrown her for a loop. That way, she could challenge him to go further. To really impress her. But she’d give Pyrrha some credit… for a first time, that was one hell of an introduction to sex.

“Heck,” Pyrrha laughed, “You fucked both of us into a coma!”

And then she stopped laughing. Stopped breathing. Because they both realized what she’d said, and the look on Jaune’s face…

“Both?” he asked, not quite putting things together just yet.

“Ummmm...” Neo said, uncharacteristically uncertain as she tried to explain, “you know how your poltergeist didn’t show up and your girlfriend all of a sudden-”

“Neo?” he gasped, “Wait, are you-”

“I’m here!” Pyrrha quickly cut in, “Well, I should say… I’m Pyrrha. You’ve, um, you’ve been speaking to both of us.”

“Though I never spoke before, while alive, so I’m kind of… relying on Pyrrha’s style of speaking,” Neo added. “So… you might not have noticed.”

That did not seem to be something Jaune saw as important, or he just wasn’t processing anything as he stared at them, slack jawed and utterly confused.

“It’s hard to explain,” Pyrrha began, “but Neo got jealous-”

“I did not get jealous-”

“I saw your memories and you were-”

“I just didn’t trust that you were right for-”

“You didn’t even know me!”

“I didn’t have to-”

“Hold- hold on!” Jaune cut in, raising a hand, “And- and don’t do the, uh, the both talking at each other thing, uh, please. It’s… really hard to follow. And I am not following a lot right now.”

Neo was secretly grateful for Pyrrha, who instinctively moved to comfort Jaune, putting a reassuring hand around him. Neo… wasn’t exactly experienced with this kind of element in relationships. Where you cared about how another person felt. And wanted to see them the morning after you banged. Pyrrha might not know a thing about sucking cock, but she had the right instincts for right now.

“I… I know it’s confusing,” she said, gently rubbing Jaune’s arm, “but Neo and I… it started a bit strange, but I’m okay, and Neo...” she glanced over her shoulder, as if expecting to see Neo there. Neo took charge.

“I… um,” she said in a small voice, “I… like you, Jaune. And I like… saying that I like you because...” how to begin, how to ever begin, “Because you’re so nice to me and don’t mind that I’m a poltergeist and don’t mind all my pranks and you make me feel like you see me!”

It had been a lot to pull off her chest all at once. But she felt… both vulnerable, in that she didn’t have her defenses up, but also safe, her soul nestled in Pyrrha’s strong body. As she cringed back, for fear of what might come for being so open, Pyrrha took over, her lips curling into a soft, loving smile.

“And she gave me the forwardness I needed to just… tell you what I’d been trying to tell you for so long now! That I didn’t say while I had you in my bed and could have just...” but then her grin got wider, “But Neo, Neo helped me. And so I don’t mind a little possession if it helped us both get what we wanted.”

With that, she pulled forward and caught Jaune with a sudden kiss. He was surprised, but soon melted into it, and Neo felt the loving warmth of the kiss wash over her. This was a feeling she’d forgotten from life, but… no. No, she’d never had anything like this while alive. Nothing so wonderful, so perfect… but any sorrows of having learned of this too late were forgotten in the face of the fact that it wasn’t too late. That with Pyrrha’s help… Neo was getting to experience what she never realized she wanted.

And that made her inclined to return the favor.

Breaking the kiss, Neo grinned. “But we haven’t finished just yet...”

Both Pyrrha and Jaune seemed uncertain for what she meant, so Neo licked her lips and, with a salacious whisper, added, “Pyrrha and I got off, but poor Jaune here...”

“Oh!” Jaune blushed, “You don’t have to-”

“Oh, but I insist… and Pyrrha does, too.” She could feel her companion’s quiet, but growing, eagerness to repay Jaune the satisfaction he’d given them both.

“But I-”

“Jaune,” she said, patiently, “Are you really saying no to this body?”

She gestured to her luscious curves, and getting on all fours, she turned to give her ass a playful wiggle before giving it a sudden, sharp SPANK!

EEP! Pyrrha jumped, inwardly. Warn me next time!

Sorry, Neo said—before realizing that she’d apologized to someone. Was this Pyrrha rubbing off on her?

It… might be, Pyrrha sheepishly admitted. Sor- I mean, sorry for making you sorry?

Well, I did steal your body, so I guess it’s only fair… but just this once!

But they could talk later. Right now, they had a lover to satisfy!

“Oh, Jaune,” Pyrrha said, doing her best impression of Neo’s wiggle, “I think Neo has a point… and if we’re in agreement, then it’s two to one...”

Jaune, seeing that there was no sensible way he could talk himself out of this unusual threesome, just chuckled. “Well, if the ladies insist…”

“We do...” they both purred in unison, feeling their pussy moisten with need.

Once again, Neo felt Jaune’s fingers sink into Pyrrha’s ample hips as he took a position behind them… and thrust forward.

Pyrrha squealed, the sudden sensation of a cock returning to her pussy as Neo savored getting a taste of a good, deep dicking, just like she remembered from her mortal days.

“Oh fuck, Jaune, yes!” Pyrrha cried, “Keep- keep, oh, keep fucking me!”

As she cried out, she tumbled forward, her arms too shaky to hold herself up. Face down, ass up, with a hard dick in her pussy… oh, this was living!

Mmmmmm, you’re telling me, sister! Pyrrha agreed.

If you really want to drive him wild, just wait until you give him a taste of anal.

I… maybe I…

How about I’ll take the driver’s seat for that one, Neo thought with a giggle, until you learn how much fun it can be to let your man put you face down, ass up, and really give it to you!

But teasing Pyrrha was a secondary concern. Right now, with Jaune thrusting away into her, Neo could feel the tell-tale signs that he was close. Small wonder, with the view he had of what Pyrrha was rocking, but Neo could feel the tightening of his thrusts, building and building up to- That he was starting to- starting to-

“Oh, fuck, I can’t- I’m gonna cum!”

And he delivered. Neo moaned to feel the sudden surge of warmth as he flooded her pussy with his warm, sticky cream. It was all new to Pyrrha, who savored the sensation of being so thoroughly coated, but for Neo, she had experience to contrast it against. She knew that this experience was special, not because Jaune had a big dick or a surprising talent for a beginner, but because he was special. To her… and to Pyrrha.

As Jaune withdrew and took his place beside them, Neo fluttered Pyrrha’s eyelashes and... and realized that she couldn’t stay in Pyrrha’s body forever.

You know, it doesn’t… it doesn’t have to be like that. I wouldn’t mind if you-

No, no, Neo replied, I’m the girlfriend for the fun stuff. You’re the girlfriend for all the stuff.

It doesn’t have to be that way.

No, she grinned, looking at Jaune, “But I figure it’s time for you and Pyrrha to do your snuggly stuff while I go rattle some chains. See-”

Jaune stopped her with a kiss that made Neo almost reconsider her priorities, but as Jaune’s lips left Pyrrha’s, Neo could already feel her hold on those corporeal sensations lessinging, her spirit starting to drift out of Pyrrha’s body.

You two have fun, she thought, as she slowly felt the supernatural lightness of her spectral form lift her up from not only Pyrrha’s body, but the concept of a body, of weight, of gravity.

A trace of You’re welcome to join anytime echoed inside her as Neo slipped the last connection to Pyrrha’s body and began to drift from the room. But even as she resumed poltergeisting, she knew that she’d definitely be taking Pyrrha up on that offer. Either in possessing her… or seeing how much fun a poltergeist could bring to a haunted bedroom for her two mortal lovers!