ScathingAtheist 378: Gates of Hell Edition
Added 2020-05-14 02:25:30 +0000 UTC
In this week’s episode, we learn that Bill Gates is Flucifer, and we learn that when you open up with a pun as good as “Flucifer”, you really don’t need more stuff.
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Headlines:
Churches continue to win exemptions from lockdown orders:
Kentucky Christians Win Fight to Spread COVID-19 via In-Person Church Services: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/09/kentucky-christians-win-fight-to-spread-covid-19-via-in-person-church-services/
Indiana Churchgoers Will Mass-Gather Again; Governor Calls Them “Control Group”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/07/indiana-churchgoers-will-mass-gather-again-governor-calls-them-control-group/
New Mexico Sheriff “Deputizes” 20 Christians, Exempting Them from Lockdown Order: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/07/new-mexico-sheriff-deputizes-20-christians-exempting-them-from-lockdown-order/
Cardinal Slams Pandemic-Safe Communion Baggies: “You Can’t Put [Jesus] in a Bag”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/06/cardinal-slams-pandemic-safe-communion-baggies-you-cant-put-jesus-in-a-bag/
Pastors Claim Bill Gates Will Use COVID-19 Vaccines to Impose the Mark of the Beast: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/06/pastors-claim-bill-gates-will-use-covid-vaccines-to-impose-the-mark-of-the-beast/
Christian Woman Says a Demon Tormented Her Armpit Because of Her Deodorant: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/09/christian-woman-says-a-demon-tormented-her-armpit-because-of-her-deodorant/
Thousands of Churches Have Received Millions of Dollars in Stimulus Cash: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/08/thousands-of-churches-have-received-millions-of-dollars-in-stimulus-cash/
Christian group supports Ahmaud Arbery’s killers: https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2020/05/christian-group-defends-2-god-fearing-men-who-killed-ahmaud-arbery/
Catholic Kerfuffle Erupts Over Cardinal’s Signature on COVID-19 Conspiracy Letter: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/10/catholic-kerfuffle-erupts-over-cardinals-signature-on-covid-conspiracy-letter/
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This Week in Misogyny:
Baptist Hate-Preacher Spends Mother’s Day Preaching That “Feminism is a Plague”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/11/baptist-hate-preacher-spends-mothers-day-preaching-that-feminism-is-a-plague/
Alaska Pastor: God Needs You to Get a Haircut, But Not If You’re a Woman: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/08/alaska-pastor-god-needs-you-to-get-a-haircut-but-not-if-youre-a-woman/
Comments
Noah's mom is a great example of why we need to teach people about epistemology. It blows me away that people of her age don't understand that knowledge =/= belief. She needs to read The Demon-Haunted World.
Oxford Comma is Mandatory
2020-05-18 02:03:54 +0000 UTCEveryone knows that mermaids smell of tuna.
Oxford Comma is Mandatory
2020-05-18 01:34:14 +0000 UTC"its just a phase"
Jonny Burli
2020-05-15 03:02:30 +0000 UTCAlso, I love how normally, Noah would’ve eviscerated anyone else who said he isn’t an atheist, but since it was his mom, he just kind of laughed it off. It was sweet in a weird way.
Bra Straps and Bitch Slaps
2020-05-14 18:13:45 +0000 UTCI could listen to that clip of Heath nearly passing out for ages. Thank you so much guys for submitting yourselves to being in front of an audience with your mothers for our entertainment.
Bra Straps and Bitch Slaps
2020-05-14 18:12:04 +0000 UTCFor a second there I thought you accidentally left in the Blue Apron ad. What the hell happened? Did they pull a Robin Hood?
Yaro Kasear
2020-05-14 16:49:15 +0000 UTCOh no. Lucinda, no. Not Florida! Anything but there! No one should be born in Florida!
Alextomcool
2020-05-14 15:43:56 +0000 UTCThe second Noah's mom said she didn't think he was really an atheist I knew there was a diatribe coming. I come from a family of people who don't go to church but call themselves "spiritual" and like to invoke God when convenient. They see me as one of them...
Diana
2020-05-14 15:17:56 +0000 UTCI thought this was a real ad at first and it was accidentally included in the Patreon upload.
Diana
2020-05-14 15:16:21 +0000 UTCWe used to drink every time Lupus was dismissed on House so 🍻for that opening!
Birder Stuart
2020-05-14 15:11:23 +0000 UTCI I’m guessing Blue Apron pissed you off!
DJA
2020-05-14 13:18:26 +0000 UTC
