Before deploying, we had an uptick in alcohol-related incidents. So what does the Army do? More mandatory briefs on the dangers of alcohol consumption! Above: "ASAP" is the "Army Substance Abuse Program", and it is where people are referred to when they are alcoholics or on other substances.

It starts innocently enough, of course...
Then things go badly...
...and then... hoooo, boy! Should saved some money for a "Love Glove", son!
Until later!