At my National Guard unit, we have to put "drip pans" under our parked vehicles in case there are any oil leaks. Okay, it's cool, and the right thing to do. But they get really crazy about it. Alost like... drip pan Nazis!

Man, they're everywhere! How do we get rid of these guys!?

Make the, sit through an S2 (Intelligence shop) PowerPoint presentation.... with ONE MILLION SLIDES!

That would make anyone mad.
Later!