"Puppy fat? Are you fuckin' kidding me, lardass. More like "whale blubber"! Look at yourself, man. You're a fuckin' blimp. Your belly is so fuckin' huge, it jiggles every time you move. And you've got bigger tits than my girlfriend, you fat fuck. Do us all a favor and quit comin' to this pool man. You're an embarrassment to our high school, to pretty much everyone. Look around, fatso - there isn't a dude here over 16% body fat. You're a fat fuckin' disgrace and the sooner you waddle all that lard outta here, the better for all of us. There's a BK next door, piggy. Just sayin'."
