Ch. 143. "Waste of a diamond"

Howdy folks!

Fun news, for those of you who don't follow my instagram where I've spammed this for the past few weeks, the weekly roll has collaborated with Warp Miniatures to create the first ever official 3d printable miniatures of the bucket brigade!

The stl files for the Bucket Brigade are now live over on warpminiatures Patreon and Tribe!

more info in the Patreon post below:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/august-2023-roll-86935590

How does it work? Pretty simple, if you join the $10 tier on Warps Patreon or Tribe before the end of August you get access to the whole bundle of stl files for all the Bucket Brigade plus Konrad the Unbroken Breaker! Ain't that just the neatest?

Now you might wonder: gee whiz Batman, what happens when August is up? Well, the 10 dollar bundle is only available during August, after that the stl files will be purchaseable over on  Warps Myminifactory store page for $28 ($8 for Konrad, $20 for the Bucket Brigade).

Now you might be thinking "crap, I just sold my 3D printer" or "I don't think my brother will let me use his printer after I ran him over with the car" and you're in luck! In September, the minis will be available as print-on-demand over on Warp's page on Myminifactory's print-on-demand service Only-Games!

The physical prints will cost $40 for the Brigade and $15 for Konrad. I've tried out the Only-Games service and it's pretty solid, do note that they ship from the UK so keep customs and shit in mind.

Damn Brexit.

Stay excellent out there!

Peace and carrots!

EDIT:

Due to popular demand, I'll post the damn mewling of the king. Had to edit it a bit and fix a few mistakes but here's the gist of it:

oh gods please I'll tell you whatever you want I'm so sorry for all of this it's just that adventurers are crazy strong and if you get powerful enough you become a threat and I didnt stay in power by ignoring potential threats to my reign and I'm really sorry once again for the attempted murder but I feel like I was kinda justified in the end because becket just cold cocked me into hell so kinda proving my point okay you know what now that I'm saying it out loud I realise this may have just been my own fault so sorry please stop staring at me like that sobs  okay it was my bad I shouldn't try to justify my immoral actions by blaming you guys  I guess I just felt really inadequate and threatened by the fact that you guys kill giants for fun and could if you wanted to usurp me and kill me  really sorry so sorry please believe me please believe me I regret this wholeheartedly won't do it again I swear on my soul promise I'll be a good man even a vegetarian from...

I really shouldn't have made lady malthar make that construct but it just seemed to be like a fun way to kill you I was bored yes I did realise that made me a bad person but it didn't really sink in till I died because I'm pretty sure I went to hell like there was actual bees just bursting out of my fuckin privates and yes I've had a lot of folk killed my cleric too but she wouldn't stop saying that I was going to hell  issues I sure that's her job but at a certain point you should chill a bit I promise I'll be good and do a better job at being a nice person I mean holy shit i don't want to go back there it was horrible fucking bees just burst out of my yes i know i said it before it happened a lot okay but sorry about the attempted murder but that's what a king does i mean I'm supposed to be above the frickin law you know but man I am so sorry do you guys like cake I got a baker that's I'll buy you all cakes and make becket a noble maybe or something like that do you think he'd like that no taxes or anything just to the cool shit nothing of the annoying bits just the good stuff and maybe you guys dont have to kill me again I know where we can get a new arm and stuff just please please i dont want to die again it sucked...