This Creature is Stirring!
Added 2020-12-24 21:20:00 +0000 UTCHoly shit y'all Its Christmas eve! I Know I've been a bit of a hoe lately with the posting but you can blame this one on Shaun because he was the one who created this master piece. Realistically, if you can be a ho ho ho during the holidays when can you? This photo made me want to re right the Night before christmas as a sexy parody but i tired and it was way too hard. I was gonna do something like
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the land
This fella was stirring, he's that kind of man;
The **** was hung, and the chest was all bare,
For Captain St. Rogers soon would be there;
But like i said it was wayyyy to hard and its Christmas eve and I'm with my family and thats a weird vibe lol. That said i just copy and pasted these last two verses because if your mind is in the gutter they stand alone pretty well anyway. Its the story of a good ol' booty call, so ill just let that speak for itself and say good night. See you all tomorrow!
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!
Comments
Happy holidays! And I'm sure we all love the Ho-ing of posts haha.
Dylan r Cochran
2020-12-27 18:18:19 +0000 UTCHo ho ho 🤤
Keith Trickett
2020-12-25 16:24:43 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas and Happy Holly-daze and all that, Michael. Then let's rock 2021.
John Dwyer
2020-12-25 15:58:49 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas Michael!!
Chris Mercer
2020-12-25 13:00:07 +0000 UTCStunning! Merry Christmas!
Scott Johnston
2020-12-25 07:46:20 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas!
Teigen B
2020-12-25 02:04:56 +0000 UTCHo ho ho... but make it fashion
Timothy Kreuter
2020-12-25 01:51:41 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas!
Jan-Patrick Osterloh
2020-12-25 01:04:55 +0000 UTCHappy Christmas! I hope it is a delightful one
Sean Collins
2020-12-25 00:39:54 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas Michael. Thanks for entertain us all year round!
Luis
2020-12-24 23:31:34 +0000 UTCHappy Christmas you filthy hoe💙🌟🎄🥰
Gavin Lowe
2020-12-24 22:31:37 +0000 UTCNote to self: one must repeat the word “Ho” THREE times when addressing someone during this season.
Jed Shumsky
2020-12-24 22:28:04 +0000 UTC*obligatory stirring joke*
Matthew Davis
2020-12-24 22:21:28 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas and Happy New Year, Michael - thanks for helping to make 2020 a bit more bearable.
JOHN ONEIL
2020-12-24 22:16:46 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas, Mike!
Christopher
2020-12-24 22:09:54 +0000 UTCThis just made my WHOLE holiday season! Merry Christmas Mike! Love you!!
Nick Brown
2020-12-24 22:04:14 +0000 UTCMerry Christmasnnn
Antonio
2020-12-24 21:47:36 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas Mr. Hamm!!
JP Rafferty
2020-12-24 21:31:46 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas and best wishes to you!
Douglas Lynch-Hanlin
2020-12-24 21:28:20 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas, Michael! Hopefully Santa leaves you under my tree! LOL 🎄🎅🎁
Lee Keels
2020-12-24 21:28:09 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas! 🎄
Guy Baker
2020-12-24 21:22:48 +0000 UTCAdorkable! 😍
Peter
2020-12-24 21:22:44 +0000 UTCIf you were Santa, I'd be staying up to see you tonight
DKubone
2020-12-24 21:22:34 +0000 UTCWhen do you deliver in Harlem ? We wish you a merry Christmas Wish that Christmas’ magic will bring you love and joy. Enjoy those unforgettable moments. Love 💕
Christophe Rochefolle
2020-12-24 21:22:32 +0000 UTCThe cutest!
Rob Browatzke
2020-12-24 21:20:44 +0000 UTC
