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What time is the latest youโ€™ll wake up in the morning and say โ€œnopeโ€ and go right back to sleep? Itโ€™s 7:42 on a Saturday and Iโ€™m like... DONโ€™T KNOW WHAT WANT DO.

Meanwhile, this is staring at me:



Border collies are usually full of energy and destructive if not stimulated enough. Sydney is far too cerebral for that, she just gets passive aggressive lol.

Enjoy your Saturday, yโ€™all ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ˜ด

Comments

A German Shepherd or a Husky!

ShiChannn

Have you read about/seen the work of the painter David Huggins? Or watched the documentary "Love and Saucers?" His story of losing his virginity to an alien is so sincere / EDIT: not implying you use it as a basis or anything

upward bow

I don't know about that, but now I kinda wanna do an alien abduction story

Tombanter

what kind of dog would you get?

Tombanter

๐Ÿ‘ฝ Have we discovered what your first Patreon goal should be? lol

upward bow

my bedroom is so fucking bright in the morning it looks like an alien abduction, I need to get blackout shades lmao

Tombanter

That looook... I love her, she is truly the Chosen One from the prophecies~ (Also, the lighting? Beautiful.) To answer your question: I can usually go until 9:30am before the guilt of being unproductive sets in lol

upward bow

Man I wish I had a dog.๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ

ShiChannn

That is her bed and she is simply allowing you sleep with her โ˜บ๏ธ. As it should be!

girlonasurfboard

Look at that face ๐Ÿ˜

Alx

*checks time* Like...11 am ๐Ÿ˜ฌ I'm always up earlier but working from home really screws up my sleep schedule so getting up early has become a real problem lol. And my dog sleeps til noon, which doesn't help :')

KomodoughDragon

Lmao not suckit ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

sagexkage

waking up at around 8:30 a.m. is the sweet spot for me, but i go to work at 4:30 a.m. most days and feel like death LMFAO

autumn

lol double digits is too late for me and my dog would probably have started licking my face way before then

Tombanter

holy crap!

Tombanter

Sydney's the same way. Except she'll just sit next to the bed and stare at me and thump her tail and make weird border collie noises.... did you know they can talk? NEITHER DID WE UNTIL SYDNEY

Tombanter

I am and early morning + late night person. But midday can suckit

Tombanter

oh my god good luck! I can actually feel your username D:

Tombanter

She stole ours too ๐Ÿฅฐ

Tombanter

you live so dangerously, ralph ๐Ÿ’‹

Tombanter

Sydney is so perfect ๐Ÿ˜ข the weekdays are when my sleep schedule regulates itself and the weekends are when I say fuck you to it and game all night and wake up when I wake up

Ralph

I just woke up just to see this notification. Your dog is stealing my heart ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ

Lani

It completely depends on what time I slept in the night before. I go based off how my body is feeling and if I get up and Iโ€™m like โ€œnopeโ€ I lay my ass right back down and knock out. But if I slept at a decent-ish hour (say 12-2 am), if I donโ€™t see double digits Iโ€™m not getting up๐Ÿ˜‚

Skarlett

I'm usually up by 4:45, 7 is very late for me ๐Ÿ˜…

Shorane

If I'm not out of bed by 9:00 my dogs will eat my face. They're very strict about breakfast time ๐Ÿคฃ plus normally I have to be at work by 10 on Saturday, so I don't know what weekends are like ๐Ÿคท

Brittney

Bless your entire soul ๐Ÿ˜ญ

sagexkage

Honestly I dont even have a set time lol it depends on how late I stayed up the night before. I once slept til like 3pm, in all fairness tho, I stayed up til like 7am binge watching One Tree Hill so....yea lmao. Im not a morning person anyway ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

sagexkage

Iโ€™m working from 10 am to 9 pm today wish me me luck!!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”

actuallytired


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