You Get the Scraps - PATRON EP. 32

I wanna unsub to spite sam but I feel too bad knowing Poob would starve

i spent 5$ for 32 episodes and 3 minutes into this podcast i already regret it, thanks i guess

can you leave the complaining for the poor to watch?

Wizardo the fool

The best podcast with the worst schedule.

Sigurd Hilmo Lundheim

You will never break us. Here we wait.

Kodiak

it would be funny if you guys didnt make an episode for 4 months

Iration23

I’m starting to get the feeling they gonna make us wait like 53 days before another one like they joked about

Another week without an episode I see.

Evans921

sam your pathetic little podcast draught changes nothing before the end of the month you will crawl back and beg us to listen to your wheezing

Šimon Tichý

The great Patreon starve out of 2022

I could have used my 5 dollars to buy condoms to have sex with lots of women, but then I remembered that all I have is this podcast. Looking forward to the next pod!

This is like one of those edging videos that just doesn’t understand the bounds of a mortal man

Bryan Pereira

Dont worry. Stalt is on it

WHERE IS THE FUCKING PODCASSSSTTTTTTT

Gabriel Smith

actually this is kinda hilarious

Drew

fuck this podcast this shit sucks so hard

Rat

y'all realize he said he was gonna do this

Landon Cunningham

Sam it's literally a near free 30k a month get your fat ass up and make like 3 hours of content

Sigma chads post the unlisted patreon exclusives on the internet in retribution

Or they could just not charge us for this month like they did that one time

Rick Wad

you have 12 days to deliver 3 podcasts.

McDude

You guys can stop complaining. Both Stalltt and Poob have confirmed the next podcast is cooking up in the dark room

Rick Wad

It’s been 15 fucking days you rat bastard wheres my podcast

Chris

i want what im paying for bozo

yourmomsuckswell

virgin losers complain in the patreon comments. sigma chads take what they get and don’t throw a fit

Tanner Schell

I would agree with all of this if this was a statement from the real Sam

Bryan Pereira

I was being an absolute cunt in the comments. You're right I'm fat, ugly, and alone and projecting my disappointments towards a content creator I don't know. Trying to humble myself after outburst. Sam has a life outside this and I needed to understand that spreading hate won't solve anything or make me feel less like shit. Take as much time as you need big guy, I'll be here with a better attitude.

Sam

thank you for the update

Sam

I asked in the discord and stalltt told me it was being edited and it'd be here soon.

Where the fuck is the new episode?

SpicedCherrySoda

Do all of the simps have no life outside of this podcast? These people taking personal offense at not having a podcast for two weeks. Get a fucking life, loser.

Supernaut8FX8

Turns out you did not have to go on PKA to achieve a PKA subreddit-like community, Sam. Looking forward to the next episode lol

Blake

Now we know how the air umbrella guy felt

burburr

This reminds me of that episode of Rick and Morty when all the Meeseeks are descending into chaos

Rick Wad

I need you to rob your nearest Walgreens/cvs and get urself some Valium. Your gonna have an aneurism my man

Causty

God I hope so

Rick Wad

bunch of simps lmaoo i paid my money for content not when he wanted but what it was when i paid for it

Durtcobain

Aren’t they hiking or something?

Caleb Blankenship

I will give you consensual kisses if you get this next episode out

There are like 5 people complaining and you don’t need to read the fucking Patreon comments if they annoy you

Alexander Challis

Wow can’t believe so many people so mad about slow uploads. Obviously it’s on purpose now cause all you chimps can’t be patient. If you complain Sam will delay the release how do you other animals not realize that by now? And either unsub or stop fucking complaining it’s more annoying than a podcast dry streak.

It's okay everyone, Dutch has a plan

Rick Wad

They literally made jokes about not releasing shit till the end of the month and y'all are still chimping out

Papa Dutch

I ain't complaining , I'll pay for no podcast idgaf....., BUT where it at doe?? ;)

QuakeDea

Holy shit its Steven Parker!

Rick Wad

Oodles of baby men wailing for the next podcast in this thread

Steven Parker

gay

DadPleaseComeBack

since the bengals lost, we may never see poob on another episode again 😞

Tanner Schell

Got my cock out! I’m ready to see my buddies now! Where the fuck is the next episode? Thanks.

Not Oscar

I got my cool beanie acouple months ago, im going back for a different color beanie and some freak stickers. Also the new mug and the Forehead Fables shirt

Rick Wad

got my mug the other day and I really like it, first bit of merch I've bought from any of you guys. Might have to buy some freak stickers someday. Keep up the great content guys I love it and it makes my day

Roman

Everyone is so grumpy about no new podcast yet, fake fans. If there are billions of fan on this Earth I am one of them. If there are tens of fan on this Earth I am one of them. If there are 1 fan on this Earth then I am him. If there are no fan on this Earth then I am no longer on this Earth. If the world is against forehead fables then I am against the world

Nope they're just leaving us high and dry cuz I think it's funny. I'm thinking about pulling out my subscription it's not worth to pay this much for what

Logan S

All the complaining I do is genuinely just jokes. Love this podcast

Rick Wad

Im hoping they're delaying the next episode because they're secretly filming the hiking trip right now

Rick Wad

u chose to pay for it u can stop anytime just shut the fuck up already damn

Good Idea. If sam hates the patrons so much

If there is no podcast by tomorrow I'm pulling my sub out. I'm not going to pay any amount of money if I can just watch the same low quality effort on youtube for free. Oh we get access to podcasts early... what use is that if there are no podcasts to listen to or watch. Fuckn lazy ass

Sam

At this point I'd rather give money to pokimane

You guys fucken suckkkk

Just upload the podcast Sam. We all waiting on you brother.

GoldRex

last exclusive was absolute trash, now were waiting half a month for a podcast, wtf

Sam

4chan already found it on one of the /rk9 threads.

So on a completely off topic random note, how's operation find Sam's new house going?

Rick Wad

I'm holding my breath until I see a new podcast

Not only has the quantity of these podcast fallen of, the quality has as well. Hate to see it, I'll resub in a few months.

Callus Phallus

Going to hold my own life hostage until next podcast. Drop it MFs or I’ll kill him I swear

Causty

Get your dicks out of each other's asses and drop the next episode. Jesus fucking christ

Rick Wad

i think my patreon is broke... haven't seen a new podcast in two whole ass weeks

Dylan Carratt

No more $5 from me :)

realistically if i just stopped paying for 6 months then come back ill never run out of podcasts

Wake me up when a new episode comes out.

Powe

I feel like a beat housewife being manipulated to pay you guys, but I will gladly continue

CanadianTravis

you keep getting more and more money from the patreon supporters but you keep treating us like shit. go fuck yourself sam

yourmomsuckswell

I was going to buy a mug, then I realized that it's been almost 2 weeks since an episode has been released...

Jake Warner

You on vacation? It seems like it.

Sam

Oh boy, I can't wait to see what sublime masterpiece of comedic engineering Sam and "The Boys" have in store for us, my anticipation is almost as palpable as the money leaving my bank account to support these, to put it simply, euphoric, wordsmiths.

the last exclusive was literally the scraps... no effort

Sam

if they only upload at the end of the month wouldn't we only have to sub to the patreon every other month?

another week no episode lml must be nice having that job paid by the ......

Durtcobain

Sams lagging on dumping those podcasts and having us wait theres only 46 days left until the end of next month.

Salty Lemon

Sam gay

Caleb Blankenship

Renewed my membership just to see you lazy fucks still haven't done jack shit. Wouldn't have expected anything less. Love you, kings ❤

Rick Wad

Sam really thought he could fool us with his alt account, nice try, SNAKE!

DadPleaseComeBack

One of my favorite episodes so far

William Robertson

12 days since the last upload… if there’s not an episode up by Monday, I will come back and whine about it. Not much of a threat, but at least I’m being honest

Joshua Pierce

pee pee

dear sam:

😩😩

Unpopular opinion: I'm sure the boys have a reason for not uploading quickly, they are busy making us quality content! haha! Keep up the good work guys. You are valued and appreciated.

I haven't even listened to episode left but idk how you convinced me and all these other assholes to pay you guys 30k a month lmao. maybe it's a case of once you got yours you don't have to care much anymore but y'all suck at uploading fr. keep it up great work

I don't wanna be around anymore, it's so fuckin hot.

can someone fill me in on why its been so long since theyve posted

I’m getting cucked

Caleb Blankenship

they really waiting till the end of February to post

I brought two mugs as all you should

George

Rittenhouse on the podcast or I stop my donations

As patrons we deserve to know where our money goes. How much is poob getting from my $?

Purple Lamprey

10/10 - got my tip sticky

TheInferno

Solid episode. My guess is that donut operator is gonna be the next guest, but Ted Nivison could be good.

Mike M

Anyone notice that in Sam’s new video he’s wearing Abby’s coat? Fucking loser

Normally I have to pay $15 dollars a month on onlyfans to get made fun of and degraded, but for $5 these nincompoops will do it for me! #blessed

Virgo

When will aqua be on again..I miss him

Dylan

I see that poob bought that jackert zchum had on the livestream

Sam is much cooler than Sam. Imma be real. Sam should figth Sam to determine the coolest Sam. Just saying.

Daniel S

Sam discovering d8 is the worst thing to happen to this podcast since the collab with the gamer hole

soog

I fucking hate having to manual breathe after smoking. Spooks the crap outta me

Dominic Richardson

This comment sections looks straight out of Reddit

Yo real talk though why the fuck hasn't Exfil been on yet I don't even watch any of his boring ass content but these guys constantly mention having having him on. I'm sure he'd be an excellent guest for sitting by while these three chimp out on each other

GRUzader

hello brother

We should all strike until Abby is a guest on the podcast. No more Patreon money.

I'm outside

Mack Sargent

The people who complain about the podcast are fucking rejects that think they are rotton tomatoe critics

George

I always love the content

Sam

Thanks, guys. Fun to listen to before work.

Spliffy Jimmy

I’d bust one on Bryan i think

I pay real life money for this lmao

Cameron Morris

Poob is the podcast

Grant Hoffman

You'd think with the ludicrous amounts of porn these animals watch that they'd notice the brown M&M lost her DSL's in this national tragedy

GRUzader

I have a cousin named sam she recently came out as a trans woman after taking shrooms

Another fun episode

man i hate poob

Solid stuff

bryan looks good as freak holy mackerel

woe

best episode yet

I’ve been listening to the older episodes with Bryan and poob. Poob is giving off some John Mcafee vibes

Video Good.

GoldRex

I literally came to bitch about paying for the patreon just to be mean but I see an episode is out so hell yeah

Cyrus Lastname

I was 12 the first time I smoked weed. Smoked some reggie out of a makeshift beer can pipe

Rick Wad

I enjoyed the scraps, looking forward to more whenever it drops

BIlly Braddock

Hell yeah! Thank you for the content!

Brian looks deathly ill he is so fucking pale

Andrew

Who is the phantom ass ripper?!??????

Chris

You can literally hear someone rip ass on more than on occasion on this podcast

Chris

Sam doing cheeky vape hits last ep, now poob doing nose beers. Must be a new voodoo ranger line of beverages

ADingostolemyNordbois

Who up waltin their jr

YOOOO shout out to poob rippin that line. cant tell if it was a bit but keep sniffin discreetly and touching that right nostril BOI. that drip be hitting

You guys post episodes too much, give it a break. what are you trying to prove

Wizardo the fool

YOOOO the crazy neighbor story! I heard the rabbit part and I was like is there another guy doing this? How many floridians are breeding rabbits?? But it was just the same guy. I remember listening to that podcast back then while power washing a house. And I thought that was the peak of the podcast 😭 but oh how I was wrong

Pino

Being at what seems like an all time low, it seems like as good of a time as ever to have Zack on.

OliveGarden69

Haven’t even watched it yet and my dick is already like 20% hard 😎

Michael Westlake

it is quite hard to imagine sam laying pipe

Unsubbing cause I can't even buy a chuckle from you niggas anymore

Grundle Assassin

I just clicked it and it seemed to work so no clue what the problem is brochaho

Stalltt

Having some issues downloading the audio for this one

Jake Glanville

Good work fellas keep it up 👍

Staltg has stolen the video chapters from us again how long can he continue to get away with this

I remember the bit about VooDoo Ranger being your AA sponsor from a previous episode. Can’t believe you posted a video about it to announce the sponsorship. So glad you included that in this episode, it’s the funniest bit I’ve seen since “Poobs Quest for Power”. Not being sarcastic, that was actually hilarious

Joshua Pierce

Ruh roh

General Sam

Soo huh... Don't get me wrong - I giggled like a retard the whole time. But you guys spent 10 minutes misgendering the sex offender from /r/AntiWork - It's a trans woman lol. This kinda shit is why you basement trolls can never move on from making this podcast for your basement troll audience.

26chairs

The anti work guy is so gross but I think I saw that he wanted to go on Fox. Like he volunteered…

Coleslaw

This was pretty good

Logan

Janurary 31st podcast. Good work staltt

1:02:00 This really shows how fucking hard Poob is carrying this podcast. Dudes making my money worth it

Aaron

upload every Friday and just recap pka in an hour 20 and collect Patreon money

jake sanders

They can't keep getting away sith this

God damn. This was the best one yet. Hits on hits

not devin white

Poob was an absolute fucking monster in that Red Dead stream I've never seen him so stonefaced. Nothing was spared, not even the birds. His own horse was murdered by him so many times, he had no allies. All hidden under the guise of him being a hero and all of them having rat rot

Tex

They don’t realize this means two months until next podcast

Geronimo Mills

i thank stalt for having these out on time

Spooky

I hope people post angry comments on this one, half the fun of being a patron is reading the salt in here :3

We will miss you comrade!

Now I DON'T want to kill myself... Thank you, you are three good men

Nikolai Ushakov

Finally a reason to get out of bed

Kevyn Wolf

Hot dam! The three with no guests always the best! Thnx for working on getting these out Stalt!

QuakeDea

Suuuuuuuck em

Big Boi

Damn these guys again, I thought we were going to get someone like Obama

OliveGarden69

Keep killin it guys👍

You upload while I’m in work one more time, somebody’s gonna get fuckin hurt. My lawyer said for legal purposes I am obligated to say “in game”.

iiITzDaNx

Who up wonking they willy

Cayman Everdij

bruh is bryan riding dildo or what

Jefferu -

Poob sucking his finger in the thumbnail… oh yea this is a gonna be a good episode

Joshua Pierce

People always knocking on quality, an hour of poo poo pee pee jokes is exactly what I want to distract myself from reality

you're an animal

Stalltt

Keep up with the under 2 hour podcast and your days are numbered

hayden

Slacker bastards barely meeting their obligations

Down to the wire. Stallt hard carrying as always.

Edwin Mendez

kiss me

stunad

Spit em

Arrr

Jefferu -

A podcast to see me off. I cannot afford the $5 at the beginning of the month, I just got a new job and won't get paid in time. I shall return the moment I receive compensation for my labors

Rick Wad

Im eating subway rn its a meatball sub with letuce, mayo, bananapeppers, and red onions you gotta try it

VACUUM EM'

notyours

i was relistening to the last episode and you post the third ep of the month. your children will not perish to the tuberculosis this winter.

lee harvey

They actually did it

ghostguy

Son of a bitch

ghostguy

Cool thanks

burburr

Wow we actually got 3 episodes this month I’m impressed

Capn_Choob

Pay pigs squeal

Corbin Krueger

Poob better be eating in this one or else

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