Bloated Muscle Daddy
Added 2024-02-10 19:06:38 +0000 UTCA friend came up to me at the gym who I haven't seen in a few months.Convo went something like this:
Friend: Woah man, hey!
Me: Hey, what's up?
Friend: So, f*k, I've been checking you out for like 20 min and didn't know it was you!
Me: (laughs) what?!
Friend: I didn't recognize you, when did you become a huge muscle Daddy?
Me: ...about 10 pounds ago 😈
