Jess:
"I should have guessed that you were into this kind of thing."
"PERV!"
Guy:
"I assure you that I am simply a man of culture."
Jess:
"So now what's your plan?"
Guy:
"I simply wanted to enjoy watching you fill out that lovely bikini."
Jess:
"I'm surprised you don't want to take a few pictures to wank to later."
Guy:
"Good idea, Jess."
"Let me pull out my phone."
Jess:
"Damnit!"