March Magic— ROUND 1, Match 1: Boob-Honking Moose* v. Marvelous the Magician
Added 2025-02-06 05:59:01 +0000 UTC
The first battle of 2025’s all-female-identifying March Magic finds a moose who consensually “honks boobs” in order to cast her magical spells against Marvelous who uses her fantastic folding paper to determine your future. But now the power to choose their future is yours!
Listen to the March Magic 2025 bonus episode to prepare and then download the attached bracket to pick your favorites. Voting for Round 1 ends on 2/9/25 at midnight EST!
*Not to be confused with Moose-Honking Boob/Cherry Poppin’ Momma/Monkey Comma Deena
Comments
I wrote this before I voted. >:[
A V
2025-02-10 04:21:48 +0000 UTCOk look, achieving random consensual boob-honking is absolutely a magical skill but Marvelous can fold a piece of paper infinite times... And I'm sorry but nobody is going to beat Sexy Female Bugs Bunny anyway.
A V
2025-02-10 04:19:59 +0000 UTCThe one unifying force bridging parallel universes and political ideologies: We all giggle at boobs. Devastated that the bracket pits two hot queens against one another (Monkey Coma Dina and B-HM)
Lauren C.
2025-02-09 21:48:38 +0000 UTCAh, the tone dead reverance existing amongst the overwhelmingly dense layers of cheaply veiled... sarcasm?
L Rock Micks
2025-02-09 16:55:48 +0000 UTCGoddesses, I am so here these important questions that need answers!
Lauren B
2025-02-08 21:30:12 +0000 UTCMarvelous is always unpredictable until you watch her performing magic and after awhile you can figure out the pattern. So, I assume Boob Honking Moose will just play the waiting game to find the pattern and ultimately finish with the best possible future: victory.
Frankenbeans Finemeyer
2025-02-07 22:49:43 +0000 UTCI would really like to vote for Sherilyn Fenn.
David Ranallo
2025-02-07 20:41:25 +0000 UTCNot a single thing.
Matt Young
2025-02-07 19:49:34 +0000 UTCI think I missed something in the episode - what’s the difference between Boob Honking Moose and Booob Honking Mooose?
Hello_schmutzee
2025-02-07 17:07:03 +0000 UTCI miss smimple...
Kaggi
2025-02-07 15:52:27 +0000 UTCHard agree, it can predict your future!
Ace Cat
2025-02-07 15:43:32 +0000 UTCLook, I get it, Boob-Honking Moose is pretty badass, BUT Marvelous the Magician? Seeeeriously underrated.
The Z Meister
2025-02-07 15:12:27 +0000 UTCThis is an important question that needs to be answered. If she can honk her own boobs, I think she's unstoppable.
Jeff B
2025-02-07 05:01:12 +0000 UTCThat whole run really got me: Monkey Coma Dena Monkey Comma Dena Monkey in a coma
Cyberhippo
2025-02-07 01:43:19 +0000 UTCThat's what I'm thinking too!
Sir_Case_a_Lot
2025-02-06 23:33:50 +0000 UTCI’m predicting an extremely tight Round 2 when Boob Honking Moose meets Monkey Coma Dena - hanging-chads tight!
Cyberhippo
2025-02-06 21:51:41 +0000 UTCWhat about Moob-Bonking Hoose?
Manaz Lefthand
2025-02-06 20:01:43 +0000 UTCcouldn't Boob-honking Moose honk her own boobs to have infinite power or is it more like stealing life-force from other people boobs
Jorge Enrique Ramirez Carrasco
2025-02-06 19:14:22 +0000 UTCHonking good time boiiis
Kitty Kitty Kitty
2025-02-06 18:29:52 +0000 UTCI'm putting good money down that Boob-Honking Moose makes it at LEAST to the final four. I've already wagered all of my gems on this.
Boccs
2025-02-06 13:47:28 +0000 UTCBoob-Honking Moose will make it to the final round playing against herself. This will cause her to have an existential crisis and then a nervous breakdown, at which point Usidore will have to keep her permanently frozen in amber like from the show Fringe. She will be on display in the tavern as an art piece.
Southern Lady Syd
2025-02-06 13:34:24 +0000 UTCWe HAVE to end this with Boob-Honking Moose vs. Booob-Hooonking Mooose. That is the only way this can end.
Tree
2025-02-06 12:51:37 +0000 UTCJust when I thought consensually touching boobs couldn't be any more magical
Jellybean
2025-02-06 06:19:23 +0000 UTC
