Bethβs Mess π€
Added 2024-08-02 15:03:59 +0000 UTCThe Masters received an urgent mission: to recover a valuable cargo stolen from a great merchant of the kingdom by a group of audacious thieves who had taken over a village atop a mountain, expelling the population. With the disadvantageous location and skilled adversaries, the task was risky, but Elizabeth, LΓvia, Hanz, Dekker, John, and Lionel were not intimidated and went after the criminals.
The battle seemed like a walk in the park for the Masters, who were dominating the thieves without much difficulty. However, upon spotting some of the thieves grouping in one of the village buildings, Elizabeth decided to use a Fireball to create an opening in the wall. But she lost control of the magic, depositing too much energy, a typical Autodidact mistake. The result? A disaster of epic proportions: the building, the thieves, and the valuable cargo to be rescued, all were pulverized.
Back at the Masters' Inn, Lionel urgently called a meeting to hear the reports. Scoldings were abundant for everyone due to the mission's failure. When everyone left, Lionel asked Elizabeth to stay and severely reprimanded her. It was the third time she had failed to use a spell, jeopardizing a mission. Master Arcane Lionel made clear his displeasure and questioned Beth's magical abilities, also highlighting the risks her autodidact nature posed to her, her companions, and innocent people.
Elizabeth was furious but relieved not to receive a punishment. However, LΓvia and Samane were already one step ahead. With the help of Alare, a crucial leader among the Masters of Midgard, the girls decided it was time for Elizabeth to take everything more seriously and be more careful not to end up... blowing herself up. One way or another, she would certainly explode with the boldness of her friends (and Alare) to get her on track with a bit of "motivational introduction," as Beth seemed to be in need of it π π¦
Comments
I've been watching a lot of The Boys recently. π
ScribeOfS
2024-08-02 19:04:56 +0000 UTCOMG THAT'S A PERFECT SCENE FOR THE SHOW hahahaha
Khartemis
2024-08-02 19:02:59 +0000 UTCFire purify :)
Khartemis
2024-08-02 19:02:01 +0000 UTCThey are. Very, VERY dumb. Frenchie: BUTCHER! Butcher: HIT THE DECK, YA CUNTS! MM: This is bullshit. Elizabeth: I got them! Hughie: Wait, let's talk about this! Elizabeth: *BLAST!* Boys: *Jumps.* *Flies past.* Samane: *Hit.* Oof. Boys: ... Masters: ... Elizabeth: ...Sorry. Samane: ...I think I'm ok-*EXPLODES.* Everyone: *Covered in blood.* MM: ...Bull. Shit.
ScribeOfS
2024-08-02 18:58:58 +0000 UTCGood. I win π
Khartemis
2024-08-02 18:56:13 +0000 UTCI can't argue with that last sentence π
Meloria
2024-08-02 18:55:42 +0000 UTCDon't lie to me, Hill π Smoke is easy to dodge. Pussy not. They're attracted to mouths π
Khartemis
2024-08-02 18:54:44 +0000 UTCπ π€
Meloria
2024-08-02 18:54:20 +0000 UTCWhat about fire? π€
Hill
2024-08-02 18:53:59 +0000 UTCYou know what's another way to be suffocated? Smoke inhalation π€£
Meloria
2024-08-02 18:53:02 +0000 UTCI should probably clarify that I was talking about a different type of pussy π€£
Hill
2024-08-02 18:52:41 +0000 UTCIt's not. Pussy is way worse. Imagine being suffocated by one?? Nara's spirit told me everything
Khartemis
2024-08-02 18:51:05 +0000 UTCI bet the charred corpses Liz left in that house might argue that fire is more evil though π₯π‘
Meloria
2024-08-02 18:49:44 +0000 UTCWait, no! It's fire, Meloria! π But pussy is still evil
Khartemis
2024-08-02 18:45:26 +0000 UTCAll those poor people in that house died in pussy... π
Meloria
2024-08-02 18:42:25 +0000 UTC*Dies in pussy*
Khartemis
2024-08-02 18:37:12 +0000 UTC*Laughs in Pussy* πΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉ
Hill
2024-08-02 18:35:54 +0000 UTCππππ Wait, you're saying that they're dumb
Khartemis
2024-08-02 18:35:16 +0000 UTCYeah, I didn't realize how dark this story was π It puts a lot of things into context.
Meloria
2024-08-02 18:35:13 +0000 UTCLike Tucker & Dale vs. Evil π€£
Hill
2024-08-02 18:34:57 +0000 UTCA punishment worse than death π
Meloria
2024-08-02 18:33:50 +0000 UTCMeow meow meow πΈ
Meloria
2024-08-02 18:33:21 +0000 UTCIt's The Boys. They're going to run away screaming and trying not to die while The Masters end up killing each other by accident. Like a Looney Tunes bit but with gore. π
ScribeOfS
2024-08-02 18:31:04 +0000 UTCPussy is evil, Meloria π
Khartemis
2024-08-02 18:30:16 +0000 UTCScribe think that every Master is evil π Don't wanna kick Butcher's ass π
Khartemis
2024-08-02 18:29:36 +0000 UTCWhoa, my girl Elizabeth over here committing war crimes!! π± And everyone says Nastacy is evil because just because she likes π½ a lot hahaha.
Meloria
2024-08-02 16:12:18 +0000 UTCI need to save for another commission. The Boys vs. The Master of Midgard. Butcher: Diabolical~
ScribeOfS
2024-08-02 16:08:00 +0000 UTCI mean, if you want all the Masters to be evil you can just say that. π
ScribeOfS
2024-08-02 15:53:37 +0000 UTCπͺ¦ Village -------- ---- - 2024 "They no longer wished to be horny."
Hill
2024-08-02 15:48:20 +0000 UTCSorry, but Masters kill people... Just like the Avengers β°οΈ
Khartemis
2024-08-02 15:41:48 +0000 UTCAnd that's fine. But you could've got here without making Elizabeth a murderer and the girls sexually assaulting sociopaths. π
ScribeOfS
2024-08-02 15:39:53 +0000 UTCThat might work, in truth. How evil π
Khartemis
2024-08-02 15:36:53 +0000 UTCI imagine the punishment is that the girls aren't actually doing anything π It's just a massive tease π
Hill
2024-08-02 15:36:05 +0000 UTCWell, that's the AU part. I have to make people horny here, Scribe. It's how I get money π
Khartemis
2024-08-02 15:35:59 +0000 UTCKhartemis...when you kill a group of people, destroy property and completely botch a mission that could've killed everyone with you...maybe don't make that the springboard for your smut. Maybe don't make sex a reward for murder. π
ScribeOfS
2024-08-02 15:25:04 +0000 UTCOh wow π³
Dragon
2024-08-02 15:14:46 +0000 UTC
