Batman: "What have you done to me? Speak you witch!"
Green Witch: "Currently, Batman, you are a mere spirit, removed from body, floating aimlessly in my lair and completely trapped in this room. Only I can release you. And if you remain this way for 24 hours, you will be trapped as a helpless, contained spirit for eternity. Luckily, I have a body for you."
Batman: "What do you want?"
Green Witch: "I want you to ask, Batman."
Batman: "I'll play your game, only to beat you with whatever scheme you've concocted."
Green Witch: "You're running out of time spirit."
Batman: "Green Witch, may you give me a body for my spirit to enter."
Green Witch: "Abra cadabra. Hocus Pocus, please make Batman gorgeously green and unfocused."
Batman: "Wait, no...you...Ugh!"