Kiyoomi Sakusa but he's auditioning to be your next body pillow (??)

Absolute banger of a title okay lets get right into it. (Special hello to you Mad I hope this notification finds you in good health) Some of you may know about my one sided beef with Sakusa, I have tried since 2020 to fw him but not even 16 year old me could bring herself to fully board the Omi boat. I have since stopped pretending and now I simply do it for the love of the game. I actually had a dream I beat him up in November 2024 and awoke to my pillow case on the floor. "Loony what did he do to you?" Nothing really, he just reminds me of Cole Sprouse jughead jones from Riverdale and as i've stated before, you simply cannot look like that and have an attitude.

Regardless, pimping him out on my patreon is not at all below me. And yah whatever I still might read a couple chapters of an x reader fanfic featuring him just to see if i can be swayed since OCCASIONALLYYYYYY, I want him really badly actually.. but only because every fanart I see of him is so fine, but show me that damn japan national team pic again and it will bring me back to my senses istg, the fact that I hate him is the hottest thing about him sometimes idk how else to explain it.

uhggggg so yah here is, on the bed and ready for me, nipples pierced and all. Daddy likes her nipple piercings sigh. I actually DO think that out of everyone, Kiyoomi would be one of the few characters who would shave, and that was my intention when i first added body hair to my drawings, (I think it was Kuroo?) But what went through my mind adding it was just "I personally don't think Kuroo would shave his armpits." But since then i've gotten told to remove the body hair (or ive just had people straight up remove it themselves and then repost it on pinterest) That now I do it entirely out of spite. Figured i'd share even though nobody asked <333

Guys the headcanon here is gonna be really lazy, it hurts my ego to lust over him publicly, that is a private matter that stays in the dms or my Ao3 bookmarks... Actually my hatred is what we'll base the prompt off of: You grew up somewhat wealthy, maybe not AS wealthy as his family, but wealthy enough to be in his circle growing up. You were always closer with Komori though. You always ranted to him about how offensive it was that anytime you sat next to Kiyoomi he made it a point to scoot away from you like you had the plague. He didn't really seem to think his cousin was as insufferable as you did (he actually assumed you two would get along considering your similar interests), so you always found yourself reluctantly tolerating him whenever he was around, and when you chose to go to Itachiyama, you were only subjected to his presence that much more. THAT DID NOT AT ALL MEAN YOU TWO GREW CLOSER. In fact he was even MORE insufferable now because occasionally you had to work with him on group projects and butting heads had become the standard (sometimes completely out of spite, which he would pick up on and just stare at you like this: 😑 , you're not slick unfortunately). College was actually really easy for you, because you found out group projects were not that difficult when they didn't feel like psychological warfare. After you did your due time, you got your degree and were hired on as an athletic trainer for the MSBY Black Jackals. And you're about to throw a fit when you come into work and see his face, but no... no no no you are internally evil laughing because one look at his face tells you you have WONNN, oh he's PISSED! This man has refused to so much as sit next to you for the entirety that you've known him, and now touching him is (partially) your job. He is glaring at you like he's trying to blow you up with his mind every time he has a free second. And when the time finally comes to help ease his muscle tension after a game, you come to notice a few things. 1. He is fucking huge. why is he 6'4"? That pisses you off (you think), 2. Kiyoomi Sakusa doesn't actually hate you touching him as much as you thought, 3. You don't hate touching Kiyoomi Sakusa. At first you tell yourself it's just because you can secretly be rough with him, but something about the sounds he makes and the way he's looking at you is not amusing you in the way you had intended. Ima be frank, it's turning you on, and he has beeeeen turned on. You both still hate each other, but proximity is a bitch when strong feelings are involved, even if those feelings are nothing but hatred. Rough sex probably happens. Literally everybody else knows, but you two keep denying the existence of your repeat hookups for the sake of your slowly crumbling pride and dignity. What's worse is that nobody else does it for you now.

Also, chat, heheehheeeehheh my amazing Ao3 writers in here, don't think ur sneaky i be reading the fics yall write and you don't even KNOWE! I stay lurking... Keep it up!

Anyways I think the person who has been harassing my mutuals and I (spewing every racial slur under the sun and sending r*** threats) and trying to spread some smear campaign using multiple accounts for over a month is finally going to stop (they got caught), so hopefully I can start sleeping soundly again (my anxious azz bro). It is exhausting, because idk if you read every bit of what i write, but like 90% of these posts always have some sort of apology in them for not posting frequently, but istg i am trying I genuinely just cannot catch a break, there's always SOMETHING. Turns out the person harassing us actually had a HC/oneshot account and literally every post of theirs featured my artwork... Man....How you gonna be a fan on your main and then harass all my friends and I on your 500 alt accounts😭? I didn't wanna talk about what was happening on my tiktok story or anything because I felt like they just really wanted attention and I didn't even know who was behind all the accounts, and at the end of every day I would just sit and think: "dam. i literally just post haikyuu fanart." Like there really is no reason to involve me in all that. Hope they get the help they need but this isn't their first time doing it so who knows what the future holds. But I hope it stops! I fr just wanna post HQ fanart lol <3. Sorry for going off on a little rant but i wanted to give y'all somewhat of an explanation as to why I started slowing down again.

Regardless, I hope this post was enjoyable, it was really difficult for me to not make this about the Miya twins, but don't worry...... they will be back..