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Descendants 3 Review

Stupid to the core...

Descendants 3 Review

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Hmm well if Mal has the same power of her mother she would be equal to Hades in power because her mother did wield all of the powers of hell. Still terrible magic scaling.

Mike Barth

I agree. I got some serious Daddy's girl vibes and I thought it was beautiful. :)

Raven Fox

I forgive a lot because it's Cheyenne Jackson and he's sexy as hell! (Hell...Hades...see what I did there? ;) ;) ;)

Raven Fox

The magic pecking order in this world is so confusing. It feels like they were coming up with it as they went along.

Grace Starkes

First because things would get a little awkward. Second, I thought Celia and Facilier relationship was cute too.

Grace Starkes

Wait, why wasn't "true love's kiss" the FIRST thing the kids thought of when they saw the aging spell? And I'll be honest, the relationship between Celia and Dr Facilier was genuinely sweet for me, and definitely one of the high points.

SummerMoonSoldier

Oh my God, I would LOVE to see The Horned King in one of these movies... I mean, can you IMAGINE the possibilities? The potential for epic? (With better writers, of course)

SummerMoonSoldier

They can't have a serious villain like 'The Horned King'. These movies are the embodiment of a slew of insults from Dr. Evil. "You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough."

Elizabeth Athineu

I think the same thing. Hell, I occasionally come back to the idea of doing my own take on this idea via fanfic. Of course I would go a lot further than 'Disney Fairytales'. I mean, come on. Peter Pan, Tron, you know go full Kingdom Hearts with it.

Curtis Rogahn

Seriously, the child of Taran and Eilonwy, or the spawn of the Horned King, are both things I REALLY wanted from this junk franchise. I mean, Horned King is hands down more evil than Maleficent.

Curtis Rogahn

LOL! I will from now on refer to this as 'the movie that broke Raven'!

Elizabeth Athineu

That’s what I thought when I first saw her too! Even though they already established Ariel already had a daughter, Melody and it would have been cool if she was in this movie. But no, instead we got some other girl who is just there.

Grace Starkes

Maybe the girl in the wheel chair is supposed to be the daughter of Ariel And her leg paralysis is a side effect of Ursula’s spell

Jack Sullivan

Ok how not even the genie could raise the dead or if he could he wouldn’t how does the fairy god mother have more power than a genie or a god since her magic has a time limit

Jack Sullivan

So the beast is either like tony stark in the civil war comic or the king of Atlantis in the search of the titanic not characters you want to emulate

Jack Sullivan

Ok that’s a reason a dumb reason but still reason that being said they couldn’t make him some kind of lawyer while I hate the whole all lawyers are evil stereotype it at least fits the movie version of hades personally more not wannabe billy idol

Jack Sullivan

It’s probably to show how truly evil he is? Since punk rock=evil according to moral guardians.

Grace Starkes

So it’s star vs the forces of evil rules great now I hate This Movie even more

Jack Sullivan

Ok I was waiting till this trilogy of reviews was over to comment on this but why are the majority descendants in this related to a Disney princess in some way shape or form either their kids or relatives or the child of their villain or ally I think only four of them are the kids of characters that aren’t Disney princesses related hell I even settle for the kids of some studio ghibli characters just think outside the box Disney

Jack Sullivan

Well at least his hair is blue

Jack Sullivan

He looks like he tried to cosplay as ghost rider and failed

Jack Sullivan

And the beast never gets called out for it

Jack Sullivan

The sad thing is there some seeds of a great story in this series it’s just buried under characters not acting like their supposed to ideas that are either stupid or contradictory or ideas that have horrible implications point being that if Disney tries an idea like this again they should take the time to iron out their script more then again I’ve lost faith in Disney so what do I know

Jack Sullivan

I know, right?

Verdant Range

ffs....

Bobsheaux

That, and while the other classic villains look pretty accurate to their original animation, Hades looks.... not.

Bobsheaux

I’m not saying the design is bad I’m saying it doesn’t make sense for the kind of character hades is in Disney’s Hercules he’s a smooth talking wheeler and dealer in Greek mythology he’s a grumpy neutral king of the underworld either way I don’t get biker maybe if it was ares because I’ve seen that interpretation work but not hades

Jack Sullivan

You aren't the only one! Also, they immediately made Mal the primary ruler of the kingdom. Ben is an afterthought.

Raven Fox

I kinda dig it though. :D

Raven Fox

This is so good to see! I don't understand why these movies exist. And is it just me that's offended by the female characters objectifying Ben by talking about who 'won' him?! And holy monkey . . . The Black Cauldron?! Why don't wee see Taran, Eilonwy, or any of the others?! That's kind of dark for this storyline!

Elizabeth Athineu

That would have been a good one!

Raven Fox

You know what makes The Beast/Adam look even worse in this franchise? Tie-in material does explain why the villains who were dead at end of their movies are suddenly alive. Apparently, Beast didn't think them dying was punishment enough so he had the villains all raised from the dead so he could throw them all into this island gulag.

Verdant Range

this entire trilogy feels like a bad kingdom hearts game

Jack Sullivan

Why is hades a biker punk in this movie

Jack Sullivan

Okay here's a possible spell. "Suits of armor guard the throne, all become as still as stone!"

Curtis Rogahn

I agree, the story was set up in a perfect way by having Mal have daddy issues and Audrey turning evil. And of course the deep allegory behind all of it. But instead, its a stupid musical about friendship.

Grace Starkes

I'll be honest, I think at this point the movies where intentionally wasting their potential.

Curtis Rogahn

Yes! Finally!!! And thank you for that tribute to Cameron Boyce at the end. It was really meaningful. I was almost to tears again like after the first time I saw that at the end of the movie.

Grace Starkes


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