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Added 2025-06-06 22:00:06 +0000 UTCI don't think we're in St. Augustine, FL anymore...
Fountain of Youth is a new... Amazon Prime movie? Apple TV movie? Who gives a shit, it's streaming slop and you'll eat it you little pig. Jungle SNOOZE more like! Featuring Jim from The Office, Lady Thor, and Conclave himself, this 2+ hour movie is an absolute drag and we can never get our precious time back.
On the plus side, if it's a treasure-hunting adventure then you know Micah is suffering through it with me! Lets go!!!
Guest: Micah
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The opening song is a cover of Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) by Cher
Thomas Degroat
2025-06-10 23:27:34 +0000 UTCAlso, Dudley Doo Right was the other movie you fell asleep too and the Rewatch of Halloween Tree hands down top 5 tracks for me!
Lacie Matlock
2025-06-10 07:20:49 +0000 UTCAll the budget went to Stanley Tucci's 2 minute cameo cause what the hell was that colour grading. Felt like i needed to get my eyes checked, dark as hell and orange tint, had me squinting the whole damn time.
Lacie Matlock
2025-06-10 07:19:46 +0000 UTCit absolutely would've made way more sense to have Stanley Tucci be their immortal father who was living some double life in the Vatican
Amelia
2025-06-10 00:36:05 +0000 UTCMakes The Librarian movies seem like masterpieces
Thomas Degroat
2025-06-09 17:06:52 +0000 UTCwith the percy jackson mention i believe they’re starting filming for season 3 next month so hopefully they’ll be getting them out quicker than this gap between season 1 and 2
lexi
2025-06-09 14:05:56 +0000 UTCEric you gotta check out snatch, its got brad pitt doing an irish accent and he's damn good at it
DUG
2025-06-09 10:51:06 +0000 UTCThis movie really was a SNOOZE, i feel asleep at the hour mark and woke up to erics "and that's pretty much it"💀
DUG
2025-06-09 09:58:31 +0000 UTCDirty John Emily: The Emily Blunt Krasinski Story
Sarah Knauf
2025-06-07 03:51:00 +0000 UTCNO
Pretty Much It
2025-06-07 02:16:39 +0000 UTCthe gasp of anticipation that left my body when you both looked away when john said “here comes the librarian” 😭
k8ie
2025-06-06 23:41:06 +0000 UTCi SHRIEKED at “and i’m not autistic”
claire
2025-06-06 23:20:02 +0000 UTC
