Single - Susan The Vampire Hunter
Added 2017-10-07 23:31:08 +0000 UTCPoll Description - Ultra badass warhammer wielding vampire hunter Susan
This is one of the first "pinups" that's more "fun image" than "ooh-la-la fun image". Or something. Words are difficult.
Now, I'm not 100% that's what you'd see in a textbook if you looked up "warhammer", but I don't think there's any denying that THAT is a hammer made for war. Wars with VAMPIRES.
That, and I love that hammer. I initially just had it as a blunt hammer, but then I was like "she's fighting vampires, you JERK", so I staked it up a bit, and I love it.
And, uh, for anyone wondering about the vampires on the ground um... They're sleeping? Yes, sleeping. That's why there's no blood on the hammer spikes! It has nothing to do with Susan being someone who would immediately clean them.
Comments
Susan Belmont?
2018-10-08 13:57:17 +0000 UTCAgreed. Badassery is a welcome form of fanservice, particularly when it's Susan. I still want to see Susan and Dianne as a hunter duo.
Daryl Sawyer
2017-10-23 04:06:15 +0000 UTCIt's good to see a non "oh la la" option.
2017-10-11 01:32:26 +0000 UTCI'm gonna assume the spikes on that hammer are made of or coated with silver for that extra bit of anti-vampire killin' power. Interesting fact: Vampires' aversion to silver is the true reason why they're said to not show up in mirrors or photographs (since most mirrors back then were silver-based and film development used silver-nitrate as a critical ingredient).
Serpentking789
2017-10-09 14:48:02 +0000 UTCThat's an eight point two on the groan index.
McZed
2017-10-08 21:48:47 +0000 UTCJerry met Bad-Tom, and decided that the "no lasting damage" clause needed an exemption. ... We need a "Bad-Tom and Jerry" sequence, with everyone's nth favourite immortal trying to guide Bad-Tom onto a better path and empower the women around him.
James C
2017-10-08 20:16:18 +0000 UTCSo, Susan finally got around to reading her spell book and found the "summon hammers anytime" spell had a new "and make them all spikey and stuff" page added?
David Howe
2017-10-08 19:00:26 +0000 UTCGetting a strong 'Malcolm Van Helsing' browncoat vibe from this. ^_^
2017-10-08 18:41:29 +0000 UTCWhile I do miss the "ooh-la-la fun image"s, that is some quality badassery right there. :) And the coat pretty much makes it perfect.
M.
2017-10-08 04:00:36 +0000 UTCHaaaaaammmmeeeerrrrrrrrr!!!
Jon Krupp
2017-10-08 02:46:32 +0000 UTCI love this! The expression is perfect.
Halbereth
2017-10-08 00:49:26 +0000 UTCHoly shit, it's a good thing those vampires are mostly off screen. That weapon of hers looks like it leaves some GRUESOME wounds. > so I staked it up a bit So you "increased the stakes"? :)
coredumperror
2017-10-08 00:11:04 +0000 UTCWonder if adding the spikes to the hammer has technically made it a really weird bec de corbin... Great picture though, always good to see Susan. =)
jubs
2017-10-07 23:57:56 +0000 UTCA brown coat, in reference to yet another Joss Whedon show?
Stephen Gilberg
2017-10-07 23:37:11 +0000 UTC
