Parable - 175 - HD
Added 2020-10-27 05:23:57 +0000 UTCWell, I like her outfit.
Commentary
Honestly, I'm not sure what you should wear when greeting someone who might be some sort of pirate queen.
Maybe your own pirate? Like, riding on your shoulders.
You can be like "yeah, you might try something, but I've got my own pirate right here."
And they might have a parrot on their shoulders, and not going to lie, that's a power move, but it's nowhere near the power move of having a pirate on your shoulders.
Comments
*sage nod* http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1400/fc01345.htm
Foradain
2020-10-30 20:58:14 +0000 UTC"Freefall" suggested that a pirate with an emu on his shoulder would be intimidating.
Stephen Gilberg
2020-10-27 13:51:43 +0000 UTC"We named the pirate Jack"
AstroChaos
2020-10-27 12:16:09 +0000 UTCGo dressed AS a weapon
A Red Mage Named Blue
2020-10-27 10:38:21 +0000 UTCSo you're saying go dressed as a Dark Eldar?
Chordat
2020-10-27 09:16:36 +0000 UTCGo for unconcealed weaponry, it’s more intimidating. In fact, skip the outfit, just go around wearing a pile of weapons.
dude13537
2020-10-27 08:24:45 +0000 UTCAll I know is if you meet a pirate queen, wear an outfit with a heap of concealed weaponry.
Thisguy
2020-10-27 07:47:24 +0000 UTCYou could always fall back on the Dead Pirate Sketch.
Erin Halfelven at BigCloset
2020-10-27 07:46:37 +0000 UTCIt depends on how loyal they are. If you can find someone willing to jump ship over a piggyback ride, it might still be a power move.
dude13537
2020-10-27 06:06:12 +0000 UTCOn the other hand, there's the potential embarrassment of finding out that the pirate on your shoulders is one of her loyal subjects, which I think makes it not a power move at all.
Brooks Moses
2020-10-27 05:38:07 +0000 UTC
