Annoying Unicorn

Luna strolled through the forest carrying a bucket full of dead critters. She had missed seeing the thestrals over the summer and was looking forward to feeding them. Luna hoped that the little herd had grown. One of the mares had been very pregnant at the end of last year. Luna was honored that she was one of the people they trusted to get close. She knew that the multiple buckets of freshly killed critters helped in a big way.

The best time to find them was just after sunset. There were a few locations that the herd rotated through. With the students back after summer break they usually went for the ones that were father away from the school.

She smiled when she saw the small herd in the clearing. The sound of approaching hoofbeats startled the thestrals. Luna scrunched up her brow as they scattered. She turned to see a unicorn thundering through the trees toward her.

The majestic creature sparked. Waves of magical light caused the air around it to shimmer. Thestrals didn't like unicorns. They were opposites. The thestrals being creatures of darkness while unicorns were creatures of light. Luna also found that the unicorns were a lot easier to approach. She had earned their trust with a simple pat on the head last year. Now they liked to show up whenever she went to the forest.

The unicorn bumped the bucket with its nose.

"Unicorns don't eat critters." Luna chided. "These aren't for you."

The unicorn huffed.

"These are for the thestrals." Luna waggled a finger at the creature. "The ones you just scared off."

The unicorn didn't look sorry about that in the least. Luna shook her head. She couldn't just leave the dead critters out for them. That would attract other beasts and would make the thestrals feel like this place wasn't safe for them anymore.

Luna turned around and made her way back to Hagrid's Hut. She would try again tomorrow.

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She gripped the bucket handle with both hands as she slipped through the trees. The clearing from last night had been empty. That made sense after getting scared off by the unicorn.

Luna continued on to the other spot that they liked. She heard the thestrals before she saw them. They had seemed aggravated. She stopped to take a look at them.

She titled her head to the side, listening. The sound of hoofbeats started as a whisper but grew louder with each passing moment.

The herd of thestrals fled as a unicorn stormed into the clearing. It did a circuit of the space, making sure they were gone before it came up to Luna.

"Rude." Luna huffed.

Luna turned, not giving the unicorn any more attention. It followed her to the edge of the tree line. The bucket of critters would be good for a few more days.

~ § ~ § ~ § ~

Luna stood beside Hagrid's Hut. The unicorn from the last couple of days was waiting for her. She could see the familiar shimmer.

"Knickers." Luna grumbled.

She put the bucket back in place and walked back toward the castle.

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Harry opened the dorm room door to find Luna waiting. Of all the people that he knew in the magical world, Luna actually felt mystical. He wasn't sure if the things she talked about were real, but then he didn't know magic was real until he turned eleven. Some little creatures attracted to negative emotions weren't that far out there.

"Good morning, Luna." Harry said.

"Harry Potter, I need your help." Luna slipped beside him as she spoke.

"Of course." Harry replied with a smile. "What do you need?"

Luna was one of the few people that he could count on. She didn't always make sense, but that didn't make her any less reliable. Last year she had been one of the first people to show up at the ministry. Even after getting hurt in the fight, she was right back with him without a second thought.

"I need to use your penis." Luna stated.

Harry lurched to a stop. Being that he was mid-stride while going down the stairs, it didn't end well. His foot slid out from under him. The motion, aided by his school robes, sent him thumping down the stairs on his ass.

He stood up, trying to ignore the multiple people in the common room staring at him. His pride hurt more than his bum. Small hands began to massage his cheeks. He looked over his shoulder to see Luna carefully rubbing his sore butt.

"What are you doing?" Harry asked in a hurried whisper.

"My bum hurts when I fall." Luna explained, still rubbing. "I always want someone to help it feel better."

"Right." Harry couldn't find the fault in her logic. "Thank you. I feel better now."

Luna popped back upright. She hooked his arm with her.

"What do you mean, you need to use my penis?" Harry dropped his voice to a whisper.

"We're whispering now?" Luna smiled. "They are best with giggled secrets in the dark."

"I don't doubt that." Harry nodded. "Now, why do you need to use my penis?"

"My heart is pure." Luna explained as she led him through the common room.

It was a testament of how many times she visited that no one even asked how a Ravenclaw found her way in. Luna just knew things about the castle. She knew things about a lot of things that she shouldn't.

"Why is that a problem?" Harry asked.

"Unicorns." She huffed. "I can't go into the forest without one of them coming around. They scare off the thestrals every time I find the herd. I can't feed them if the unicorns are around. The herd had a baby over the summer. How am I supposed to name it if I never get to feed them?"

"Ok." Harry nodded. "That makes sense, but why do you need to use my penis?"

"Murdering someone is messy." Luna replied.

Harry stopped walking. He stared at her for a long moment, trying to work out what she had said. Taking the scattered information, he worked backwards.

"The unicorns can sense your pure heart and you don't want to murder someone." Harry said slowly. "And by using my penis, you mean sex?"

"Exactly." Luna nodded.

"I'm flattered, Luna, but why me?" Harry asked.

"Because you have a nice penis." Luna answered.

"How would you know that?" Harry squeaked as he looked around, trying to see if anyone was listening. Luckily, there didn't seem to be anyone around.

"Myrtle told me." Luna replied.

"Moaning Myrtle?" Harry spoke fast.

"Yes." Luna nodded with a small sigh. "She said your penis was very nice."

Harry opened his mouth, then closed it. He shook his head, trying to focus on the matter at hand.

"So?" Luna cut into his thoughts.

Harry finally realized where they were. Somehow, Luna had led him to the seventh floor. They were now standing in front of a door that didn't match the rest of those in the hallway. She had steered him from the Gryffindor Tower to the Room of Requirement. Not only that, but she had also managed to summon the door without him noticing as well.

He nodded.

"Yay!" Luna opened the door and dragged him inside.

It had taken the shape of a small bedroom decorated in bright colors. Detailed drawing of various magical creatures hung on the wall mingled among the seemingly random strips of fabric. The bed was about as large as the one in his dorm but looked much comfier.

"This is my room." Luna spun around, holding her arms out.

"It's very you." Harry smiled at her.

"It shouldn't be very of anyone else." She stopped spinning. "Or a little either."

Harry nodded. Luna moved closer; her steps flowed. She grabbed his collar and pulled him down for a kiss. Harry felt his body relax at her touch. Every bit of worry drained out of him. She hopped up, wrapping her legs around him, and locking her hands behind his neck. On instinct, Harry grabbed onto her bum to keep her from falling. He squeezed each hand, enjoying the firm bubbly cheeks.

Luna shimmied against him, shifting her lips to his neck. He groaned as her teeth brushed against his skin. Luna hummed happily as she found his pulse point. She leaned back pausing her attack on his neck and dropped her feet from his waist. With grace that would make a cat jealous Luna slipped away from his embrace.

She took a step away. Her silver eyes locked on his as her robes dropped to the floor. Harry's breath caught in his throat as he took in her nude body. She was slim with perky breasts that were capped with small pink nipples. Her skin was smooth, it seemed to have a glow to it, like she was basking in under a full moon. A neat little patch of blonde hair marked her divine path.

Harry watched as she turned away, giving him an excellent look at her little bubble butt, and go on the bed. He stripped out of his clothes faster than he had ever in his life. She held out her arms to him as he climbed on the bed with her.

He slipped into her embrace, pausing to lavish her nipples with his mouth. The feel of them between his lips was heavenly. Her sounds as he sucked on them send a jolt of hunger through his very being. He paused as the crown of his cock brushed against her bush.

"I've never." Harry whispered.

"Me too." Luna smiled up at him.

He gasped as her hand gripped his shafter. She slid the head of his cock along her wet and waiting lips. Each pass was a bit deeper until she lined his member up.

"Push." Her voice had an urgency that was new to it.

Harry did. They both moaned as the head of his cock entered her. He stopped to enjoy the sensation, and to stop himself from cumming right there. Luna began to kiss him hungrily. Her tongue pushed into his mouth, staking her claim. Harry pressed his entire length into her, stealing her breath, and using the distraction to take control of the kiss.

Luna's eyes blinked rapidly. Her arms wrapped around his shoulders, pulling him tight. She began to buck up against him, trying to spur him to move. Harry gave in to his primal urges. He pulled out about halfway then pounded back inside her. The bed creaked and groaned in time with their movements.  Harry gripped her shoulders, pulling her down with every thrust.

Harry leaned back, lifting Luna's hips off the bed. Her back arched allowing him to reach even deeper. The sound of the bed creaking was joined by the slapping of their bodies. Luna snaked a hand between her legs. Her deft fingers played along her clit while her other hand gripped the sheets.

"Going to cum." Harry groaned between thrusts.

Luna thrust her hips to meet him in reply. Seeing her bite her lower lip in concentration was too much. Harry plunged as deeply as he could, gripping her hips tightly and pulling her against him. He rocked forward with each shot of cum.

Harry's entire body relaxed. Holding himself upright was suddenly much too difficult. He lowered himself down onto Luna, resting his head on her shoulder.

"Thank you for letting me use your penis." Luna said in a dreamy tone.

"You are welcome." Harry smiled at her. "Let me know if you need to use it again."

Luna smiled as she snuggled against his chest.

~ § ~ § ~

Luna skipped out to the forest swinging a bucket of freshly killed rodents. She had been able to see the thestrals from the Ravenclaw tower this morning. It was the perfect day to feed them. It didn't matter that she was sore.

She stopped at the tree line. The familiar sound of approaching hooves preceded the same unicorn rushing over to see her. At least this time it wasn't close enough to scare the thestrals.

Luna looked over her shoulder at the castle. It was still early enough to catch Harry before class.

"Let's see if Harry wants to try anal." She turned and skipped back toward the castle.