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Greeeeeetings, I'm your G.O.D!
Last month, we announced that we would have a clergy introduction project as part of the cult's 1st anniversary campaign.
And the 1st clergy will be...Seijo-chan!
——Let's start with her profile!
——Please take a moment to introduce yourself!
Sei  ...nnga...uh......yeeg......
Mm-hm! She's trying so hard! I guess...
She doesn't respond much, so I can't tell what she's thinking!
No worries, I'll do the introduction for her!
Sei (God) My name is Seijo-chan desu~♪
      I'm God's first creation desu~♪
      I'm created in the image of a holy girl,
      just like the name itself desu~♪
      It's a little weird to add chan to the name...
      But that's still the name the gods gave me~♪
      Nice to meet you desu~♪
——I see you've lost some body parts, could you tell us about it?
Sei (God) My lower jaw was lost in some kind of trouble desu~
      My tongue is still in my mouth, but my throat is burnt desu~
      So I can only moan desu~♪
      My arms were cut off from the upper part,
      and the tendons of my wrists were cut off desu~♪
      The Achilles tendons in both legs were also cut♪
      This has nothing to do with the trouble,
      but somehow the skin on my cheeks keeps melting desu~
      And it's dripping endlessly~
      Even if I change my clothes, they get dirty right away~
      I'm tired of it desu~!
——Tell us how you spend your time in the cult!
Sei (God) Every morning Majo-chan carries me to the courtyard in a wheelchair~♪
      I mustn't get too much sunlight, so I always stay under the tree desu♪
      I love looking at the courtyard desu~♪
      When I realized Majo-chan was already here to pick me up~♪
      And I finally realize that it's already sunset desu~♪
——Finally, a word to all the followers!
Sei (God) If you want to have someone to talk to, come to me anytime~♪
      I'm a good listener you know desu~
      I can't answer you though~♪
...Something like this?
I know it's not much, but that's all for now!
She can't speak you see, and there's not much I can do on my own, so...
Just give me a break lol
Click here for the 2nd clergy!!