Flash Fiction: Blessed Be the Hole
Added 2025-08-03 17:00:05 +0000 UTCA holy vow. A forbidden temptation. A talking fleshlight with a mission.
My newest NSFW short story is live: Blessed Be the Hole follows a young paladin whoβs taken a strict vow of chastityβ¦ only to find himself the reluctant custodian of a magical, sentient fleshlight. Is it a divine test, a demonic trap, or something weirder? Either way, heβs in way over his head. (heh-heh.)
πΌοΈ Click the image gallery for all of the variant illustrations β a before and after, plus a full-screen scene.
Oddly enough, this was inspired by this bonus cartoon...
This oneβs got comedy, kink, and a little bit of soul-searching β in all the wrong places.
π₯ Read the full story now β available to all NSFW-tier members!
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Comments
Love the nickname given by the novices!
Kevin Quigley
2025-08-04 21:14:09 +0000 UTCI hadn't heard of him until now, and I just got done checking out some of his stuff. What a great comedy voice!
Brad Guigar
2025-08-04 17:43:19 +0000 UTCReminds me of an old Dave Allen joke. As a kid, at a funeral, he misunderstood the blessing, and thought it was "In the name of the Father, the Son, and into the hole he goes."
ufgrat
2025-08-04 02:21:58 +0000 UTC
