Maddy: " I can't offer helping hand, but i can offer helping foot, if you want?"
Mel :(inner thought) " Damn, armless chick? Definitely not a common sight" .....Damn, well yeah..of...of course, thank you , that retard, who bumped me ran away.... and i dont have my wheelchair anymore.. but i doubt you can help me with that?"
Maddy: " Well i'm sorry, unless you climb on my back, and somehow magically hold the grocery bag, its not gonna work, but i can at least acompany you on the way home"
Mel: " Well, its gonna be a loooong walk, i'm afraid, but thanks for the help anyway"
Continuation of of Mel's shopping incident....