It’s a normal looking spa from the outside, but once inside you may question why its not condemned.
Built on a swamp, half of the establishment has started sinking into the muck. Rooms and hallways and flooded and sometimes completely submerged in green scummy swamp water, and many unfinished hallways just lead to the outside with swamp grass, lilly-pads, dragon-flies everywhere.
Step inside and the humidity will have you sweating buckets before you even make it to the front desk. But don’t worry, the delightful staff of shapely thicc, amphibians will strip you of those sopping wet closes (you won’t be needing them anyway)
Come and relax and one of the spa’s many rejuvenate treatments. Don’t worry if you start to turn green or rapidly swell up with swamp jelly. You’ll be provided with a bathing suit to better match your new curves. And do remember to take a dip in the pool. It’s never been cleaned once, so its the perfect spot for you to mingle with others and get to know each other’s permanent new bodies better.
Ribbit! Rrribbit!