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Celebrity Lookalikes on CAMEO will say ANYTHING! [EXTENDED]

You come to me on the day of my daughters wedding, and you bring me a Patreon Extended Cut?

I would have preferred a small clip of chad's nuts, in fact I'm going to look for the time stamp right now.

Hey, I'm watching here!

Edited by Jess

Celebrity Lookalikes on CAMEO will say ANYTHING! [SUPER CUT]

HELLO PATREON!

Enjoy this Super Cut of the Cameos that couldn't be included in the main cut on YouTube.

Edited by Jess.

💊 SOBER EP #14 - Drugs

Web Series? What like spider man?

🛥️ SOBER EP #13 - Titanic

The controller had stick drift.

We Became ANIME (ft. @TrashTaste ) [EXTENDED]

PATRONS OF THE COLD ONES: 

Enjoy this crisp 10,5175 seconds of some fellas being fellas!!! Havin' a few grogs!!! & Relaxing!!! & CHillin!!!! & talking about cool stuff !!! 

Kind Regards,

Tim 

Cold Ones HR Department

🩺 SOBER EP #12 - Therapy

Most of these issues can be attributed to the fungus. 

👽SOBER EP #11 - Creech Encounters of the Third Kind

Tales recounted of the mysterious sightings seen after dark in the Cold Ones alleyway. 

(18+) Australia Only - EXCLUSIVE FIRST TASTE OF GROG

Hello Patrons!

We are having an EXTREMELY LIMITED event in Melbourne to taste our new alcohol!

Tickets are FREE but limited to ONE PER PERSON.

We're expecting them to go fast, which is why we're giving you guys first dibs. 

The event is 18+ only with ID checks at the door, so please dont re...

✨ Hammered Promo (Bloopers)

It'll make sense in the edit.

We Tested Bootleg Drinking Games [EXTENDED]

im eatin wet soil! 

edited by jess

🍳 SOBER EP #10 - Cooking

More like the Buff Room! 

Adventure to the most Secluded Pub in the World [EXTENDED]

ENJOY 4 HOURS OF UNCUT COOBER PEDY!

🍑 SOBER EP #9 - Grog

Let me address the elephant in the room. 

⛳️ Retro Replay - Mario Golf (ft. ManyKudos)

There's a Rule 34 Website? 

Getting Groggy with Yung Gravy [EXTENDED]

POUR DA GRAVY!

Enjoy this extended podcast with the charismatic virtuoso of rhymes, the one and only Yung Gravy!

🏋️ SOBER EP #8 - Gym

I need a man to stretch me out. 

We WASTED $20,000 on Custom Etsy Junk [EXTENDED]

HELLO COLD ONES PATREONS!

Check out this extended cut of the ultimate unboxing extravaganza with $20k worth of mind-boggling Etsy treasures, including some exclusive goodies just for you!

Sadly, we had to fire Darcy to fund this madness. We wish him the best of luck in his future endeavors (just kidding, please do...

❌ SOBER EP #7 - One Gotta Go

You had Chinese for Breakfast? 

We Tested FAILED Shark Tank Products [EXTENDED]

Edited by Jess

🍕 SOBER EP #6 - Pizza Party

Sorry I can't make it, my Grandma's dead. 

⚰️ SOBER EP #5 - Chad's Dead.

Anyway... What's your dream home? 

⚡️ Retro Replay - LIGHTNING ROUND (ft. ManyKudos)

Golf, Lode Runner, Quest 64, Gambling, and maybe another one I'm forgetting, WE PLAYED THEM ALL!

Edited by Nick

We Tested MASSIVE Versions of Everyday Items [EXTENDED]

SO UH BASICALLY BIG BALL!

💀 SOBER EP #4 - Death Row

Waiter, One Spongebob Vinyl Toy Please. 

🪱 Retro Replay - WORMS N64 (ft. ManyKudos)

I love... worm.

Edited by Nick! 

Drunk Australians Try Science [EXTENDED]

HOLY SHIT SCIENCE IS FREAKING EPIC

RICK AND MORTY!!!!!

Edited by Jess

🏫 SOBER EP #3 - High School

There Was No Meat. 

🐸 SOBER EP #2 - Frog in a Pot

Chad will never die while filming Cold Ones. 

🌻 SOBER EP #1 - Fuck Landlords

The Inaguaral Episode of our new Weekly Patreon Exclusive Podcast.

This week, we discuss Chad's Autism, Bald People & do some Simpsons Trivia for some reason!  

Enjoy!

⚠️ PATREON EARLY MERCH ACESS ⚠️ + DISCOUNT

The LIMITED EDITION & LONG AWAITED Cold Ones Mugs are now Exclusively Available only to you guys!

We will be posting these on our public channels in 32 Hours, but they are LIMITED STOCK and NEVER TO BE RE-RELEASED, so we wanted to give you guys first dibs before they run out!

ALSO, the code "COLD1PATREON" wi...