You felt a little nervousness in your stomach as you sat there nursing your pint, tasting the iron from your cup. You'd been living with shirefolk for a few weeks and had heard a rumor that picqued your curiosity: a tanner named Proudfoot who was rumored to be 'part horse.' You remember seeing a she-orc at your inn...
2025-04-04 21:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"be careful with those apps, man, FanDuel doesn't mess around...."
2025-04-04 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
going for that classic "cartoon-smells-pie-cooling-on-windowsill" effect
2025-03-21 22:22:01 +0000 UTC View Post
just walking to the gas station for some dunks and nerds rope
2025-03-21 20:52:03 +0000 UTC View Post
tags: country boy x starfish alien m/m romance ovipositor prometheus fanfic
2025-03-08 23:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
"this guy's got a real mouth on him!"
"which one??"
(statler and waldorf laugh)
"your adventure ends here...."
(shoutouts to the hot bat at 1:50!)
2025-02-03 23:13:41 +0000 UTC View Post
every few months a new gang of monster hunters rents a van and drives down to innsmouth, RI to film a travel channel pilot--and every few months, for some reason, they stop answering emails...
"innsmouth?"
"oh, they didn't stop with his mouth!"
"they're as comfy as they look, haha..."
2025-01-18 09:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
it takes a huge amount of mental energy to not draw 1998 style tribals on every single character--and today, that energy well ran dry
2025-01-09 19:53:28 +0000 UTC View Post
"★★★★☆ outstanding service; will be ordering from here again ASAP!"
2025-01-09 18:46:24 +0000 UTC View Post
straight to voicemail...
how about "freedom of the press"?
2025-01-06 13:24:01 +0000 UTC View Post
this gym's quadruple-wide showers sure come in handy!
2025-01-04 06:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
just wanted to say, happy new years to each of you, have an awesome festive safe night--see you guys in 2025!! <3
2024-12-31 22:17:45 +0000 UTC View Post
"that's what some folks might call a 'double ontondray.."
2024-12-31 22:13:43 +0000 UTC View Post
