secondhand WIP
thats a lot of camel cash
2022-09-03 00:34:26 +0000 UTC View Post
dramamine posts
"step into my office"
"close the door, take a seat! i'm just finishing up."
big cyberpunk bounty hunter who makes your headset play the jaws theme when he’s closin in on you…. 👀👀👀👀👀
2022-09-01 01:19:18 +0000 UTC View Postt.i.p.s. (to insure prompt service)
*steve buscemi voice* i don't tip
f67-301 routine compliance checkup
*snorts* "lookin' good on this end!"
2022-08-01 19:02:46 +0000 UTC View Postrendezvous p1
the anticipation is killing me!
[tw: raunchy language, check out the alt for the gentler version!]
2022-07-27 14:38:59 +0000 UTC View Posttack shop boys
"we saw you from across the parking lot and we really dig your vibe"
2022-07-25 20:29:29 +0000 UTC View Postdadplay classic™️
"haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" -ancient proverb
idea i'm playing around with, mastiff son and dad are roommates for the summer, a scenario complicated by mastiff senior's bad habit of fucking anything that moves...
"hey chief! if you're heading to the laundry room, mind...
2022-07-11 18:25:39 +0000 UTC View Post
mitch
he's big, he's annoying, he's your d-bag work crush, start picking out rings
2022-07-08 17:37:01 +0000 UTC View Post
reacquainted
the soundtrack to this one is "ancient aliens playing on a tv set that nobody is watching punctuated by loud snoring"
2022-07-08 17:19:57 +0000 UTC View Post
at the state fair
blissed out on bud light lime
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EB8FE--WwAUSXAj.jpg:large
2022-07-08 16:39:37 +0000 UTC View Post
willickers alt
like these cleaned up versions a little better i think; who doesnt like a little cracked-cement-floor basement ambiance?
2022-06-29 02:42:24 +0000 UTC View Post
