hmmm.... (wip)
"feel like i'm forgetting something..."
2023-03-13 22:58:39 +0000 UTC View Post
dramamine posts
green light
3:14 am
“c’mon,” the big pinkback said, nudging you with a foot. “be a pal?”
2023-03-09 19:27:59 +0000 UTC View Post
gloved up
Paulo was sitting on a stool in the corner of the machine shop when you got there, out of breath, ten minutes late and dripping from the summer monsoon rain outside. "sorry, sorry! i got here as fast as--" your trail off as you notice the heavy duty work gloves he was wearing, dayglo yellow. you can't help but wonder how ...
2023-03-07 22:12:35 +0000 UTC View Postmonkey mode
@funkykongofficial "after gym dunks... the best <3 #boston #redsox #blessed #friendsfamilyfenway #itiswhatitis #sevenrings"
2023-03-03 21:48:28 +0000 UTC View Post
suburban commando
been watchin the last of us and thinking about sick tactical fits...
i'm sorry for the light posting this month, i've been in the slow process of moving but i'm finally all settled in!! thank you guys for making it possible <3
lots coming down the pike, stay tuned!
2023-03-01 01:14:57 +0000 UTC View Post
touch of grey
i love a nice comfy slightly-oversized sweatshirt
2023-02-20 04:28:00 +0000 UTC View Post
sweet talker
(cw: ws)
"fuck, does that feel nice... i'm gonna put you in my phone as 'Dickwarmer.'"
'Oh shit, he put me in his phone?' you can't help but think to yourself, flattered, right before he hunches forward into your throat. "Mmmmm..."
ted's got a real way with words
bolo
went to a wedding recently and got to wear one of these bad boys
2023-02-13 22:40:39 +0000 UTC View Postam i givin you a clue?
brb, setting my tongue to "delicates" for GILF baloo
2023-01-27 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
edibles
"got a client the other day, first time trying out micro stuff--also pretty vore-curious, i can see from his profile, right? he comes over, i let him in, and first thing i do is make him swallow a microcap right in front of me. sometimes if guys get in their own heads about taking it, they get cold feet--'what if i get st...
2023-01-25 16:00:05 +0000 UTC View Postintroducing: the BonePhone© Pro
more from the boyfrienddogverse: an innovative new cellular experience, specifically for big dumb idiots. cannot access the internet, cannot receive text messages, and can only call one person (your big dumb dog boyfriend).
its the perfect phone! the BonePhone Pro.
(chainsaw man phone charm sold separately; ...
2023-01-25 14:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post
paws for applause
"don't you wanna watch?"
"oh i've watched this like six times, don't worry." <3
junior
a quiet but ferocious young scrapper with a lot to prove
"i think my opponent is a decent guy with a big mouth and a bad left knee, and not enough iron in his diet. i'm here to fix that."
(guy in audience whispering) "what?"
(guy next to him) "blood, he means blood, hes gonna punch him in the mout...
yoshisona
"i've always been more of a donkey kong guy, but i gotta say, i like the little saddle..."
2023-01-10 13:03:19 +0000 UTC View Post
sunkissed
so slowly, a sunlit dream pulls me out of sleep
feel the morning through the blinds
i get to thinkin' 'bout your sunkissed face
and a quiet place, I could give you all my time
factory reset
in a bleak (but hot!) future dystopia, you stumble across some rough trade in an alley behind the Chrysanthemum Hut--a hi-jacker and his prey, currently in the middle of being returned to factory settings.
the big bastard probably lured him back here with the promise of a quick back-alley fuck, and ...
2022-12-21 20:37:29 +0000 UTC View Post
