Kakukami | The King of Cooking

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.24

— Kakuei —

Buku hadn’t been long all day, so I couldn’t even attempt to talk to her. Honestly, it sucked. Was this how the guild would die? Would it start here with Buku and progressively dwindle down until there was practically no one left? Or hell, would it be even worse if Momonga and Buku ge...

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.23

“I’M SAYING I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU, YOU DUMBASS!”

“...”

“...”

“...C-Come again?”

“Y-You’re really going to make me say it again?!” Buku whined in a mixture of embarrassment and rage.

“Uh…no? You don’t have to, I guess.” I shrugged...

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.22

— Three Years Until The End of Yggdrasil —

— Kakuei —

As expected, with the end of the war between Hell’s Paradise and Asgard, the game lost much of its player base over the months.

Many people from the other realms still played, but most of Asgard...

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.21

— Kakuei —

There was something therapeutic about raiding the bases of some of Yggdrasil’s strongest guilds and taking all they had within. World Items were pillaged in droves, and I lost count of how many we managed to find after we picked up the twelfth.

Adding the fact that the raid on Naz...

Earthly Reigns: A Prince's Retribution Against the Four Nations Ch.5

*BOOM*

Like most recruits, I dodged the rock thrown at us, and we continued running. Our task was simple: do our laps and don’t get hit.

We weren’t allowed to bend the rocks thrown at us or run off the track. The task was meant to discern the strongest/most capable recruits.

Along with...

The Enlightened One Ch.59

“...”

“How the hell did we pass?!” Kiba slammed his hands on the desk and shouted. Ibiki smiled.

“Sit down and I’ll explain.”

Kiba begrudgingly nodded and sat back down. Ibiki brought a hand to his mouth and cleared his throat.

“You all stayed; you took a chance, even at the cost of you...

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.20

— Kakuei —

““DIMENSIONAL SLASH!”” Both Joni and Vampira shouted as they cut through the remaining forces of the second most powerful guild in Asgard, Slaine.

“Nice.” I singsonged and clapped behind them. “Really shows what you both can do when you work together.”

“Bite ...

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.19

— Kakuei —

I stared down at the reinforcements who had thoroughly blocked me into the treasury. The NPC that had been guarding it was… impressive; I had to admit that much. Honestly, I’d say it was around Rubedo’s level of bullshit, and that’s saying something, considering Rubedo is the stro...

The Enlightened One Ch.58

— Lei —

The entire room grew quiet as they looked at the new arrival. I pried my eyes from Kabuto and onto the form of Ibiki Morino, standing in the doorway, looking tough.

“File in and don’t cause any trouble,” Ibiki ordered, and slowly, the participants stood up from their seats. Ibiki...

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch. 18

— Ulber Alain Odle —

“Bwahaha!” Peroronchino laughed as he watched the raiders scramble forward blindly into the tomb. “It’s just as you said, sis; they’re running around like chickens with their heads cut off!”

“I’m glad it worked out that way,” Buku said while staring off a...

Satiate my curiousity.

First of all, I'd like to address my activity. I've been working a lot recently in order to stock up as much money as possible so I could get back to writing, and now I see myself in a good place where i can drop daily uploads (at least) so look forward to that, and I'd like to apologize for lacking recently. 

Alri...

Who Let This Spider Cook?! Ch.17

— Momonga —

“Are we ready to move out?” Kakuei asked as he looked upon most of the guild members lined up within the throne room. Momonga stood close beside him, while Touch Me and Ulbert stood just before them.

“We are.” Ulbert nodded.

“I’m not so sure this is a good idea.�...

Let There Be Light Ch.20

— Lucifer —

“HAHAHA!” Lucifer laughed endlessly. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t stop laughing!

Admittedly… he wasn’t trying very hard.

“Oh glorious lord above, what the fuck are you so happy about?!” Lilith screamed in anger, rubbing her tired eyes.

“Azaze...

Let There Be Light! Ch.19

— God —

Penelope, Enoch, and Methuselah rose to their feet and immediately looked at me, inspecting my form from head to toe before realizing their rudeness and looking at me in the eyes.

“First things first, let us talk about you, Enoch.” I smiled warmly at the bearded ma...

Let There Be Light! Ch.18

— Azazel —

“Do you know what led you here, Azazel?” God asked as Azazel sat in his office. He faced her, and the amount of sadness that filled his eyes was clear.

Azazel stayed quiet even though she knew the answer to the question. It had been her brash attitude that led t...

Let There Be Light Ch.17

I sat at my desk, a small, proud smile on my face at what Azazel was doing. In all honestly, she was doing what most humans wished God would do. Curing those who were sick and actively helping humanity.

It made me proud because Azazel had chosen something to strive for, and branching off that, her siblings had decided t...

The Enlightened One Ch.57

— Shikamaru —

Shikamaru leaned against the wall, waiting for the proctor to call them into the nearby room and start the first portion of the exam. He didn’t know what to prepare for, and his father had kept an extra tight lip on any information regarding the exam.

It was just like his old m...

The Enlightened One Ch.56

— Lei —

Naruko, Satsuki, and I made our way to the Shinobi Academy, where the Chunin exams would be held this year. All the while, I kept my senses up, ensuring that no one would get the slip on me.

I had a bad feeling about all the participants this year. The Cloud, the Stone, and the Sand. T...

The Enlightened One Ch.55

— Kakashi —

The Copy Ninja sat under the tree reading the newly released third installment of Jiraiya’s Icha Icha series. Today was the day of the Chunin Exams, and at the current moment, he was waiting for his students to arrive.

What a wild thought that was.

If you told Kakashi half ...

The Enlightened One Ch.54

— Danzo —

As he hid underground from Hiruzen and Jiraiya while the poison worked its course, suddenly, he felt a pull on his body.

It was about time!

He didn’t fight the pull, disappearing in a puff of smoke.

He reappeared in a dark cave, the only light being a few torches on the...

Let There Be Light Ch.16

Azazel patted her knees nervously as I looked at her from across my desk. We are in my office in Seventh Heaven, and I wanted to talk to her about what was currently on her mind.

Specifically, she wants to help humanity with the advancements of Heaven.

From a normal human’s perspective, there is nothing wrong wi...

Let There Be Light Ch.15

— Azazel —

Azazel looked at the man lying on the bed. His skin, which should be tan like his father's, was pale white, and his face was constantly perspiring.

He didn’t look good and didn’t look like he had much time left.

“Please, Lady Azazel!” Penelope bowed, dropping to her kn...

World Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.17

“I’m not gonna repeat myself! You all can fuck off, I’m out!” Dorio shouted before throwing herself on my bed face first.

“You know they aren’t just gonna let you walk.” I looked at her from my place on the bed. I was sitting cross-legged while meditating. I was trying to gain better control over my Nen. 2024-02-07 12:28:14 +0000 UTC View Post

World Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.16

“Mmm~!”

My eyes cracked open slightly at the sound of something unusual. I rubbed my eyes a few times before opening them to see a large, naked woman. Her breasts swayed enticingly, her hand on my chest, the other on her breast as she rode my cock, bouncing up and down to satisfy her own pleasure.

“Good morn...

Maliketh's Car

Uncle Forz gave me two relatively solid images for the car, so I thought I'd share.

World Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.15

— Maliketh Aeneas —

“You’re the quiet type, aren’t you?” Dorio asks, and even though I was looking at the road, I could tell she was staring into the side of my head.

“There ain’t nothin’ to talk about,” I reply, my eyes narrowed at the road and making sure no gonk is dumb enou...

World Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.14

— Next Day —

I tweaked a few things while lying underneath the car.

My baby was just about ready to roll around the streets of Night City, and I couldn’t be happier.

I wasn’t exactly running low on money, but I didn’t like not working for too long. I already took a week and a few...

World Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.13

— Later —

I placed my hands on my hips and looked at the broken car in my second safehouse’s small garage.

Sure, it looked like shit right now, but give me a few days, weeks at most, and I’d have this whip looking like a beauty once more.

It was time to resurrect a car from the dead,...

World Runner: A Merc's Trial in a Spiritual Dystopia Ch.12

I sat in the backseat of the car as it zoomed through the city.

I was the furthest thing from happy right now.

I was angry, I was upset, I was bamboozled!

Almost losing to a fucker that didn’t even know what the fuck he was doing. A fucker that was technically fighting at a ha...