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[M4F] Zealot Guides Your Faith [Warhammer 40K Roleplay] [Quiet Prayer] [Glory To The Imperium]

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Awaken, Guardsman, and allow a faithful Zealot to guide you on the path. Remember, with one hand he spreads the good word of the Emperor. With the other, he holds a giant Chainsaw Sword and uses it to slay a Heretic or twenty. (Zealot is so fun in Darktide)

To any Warhammer fans, I apologize if I butchered any of the lo...

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[M4M] Zealot Guides Your Faith [Warhammer 40K Roleplay] [Quiet Prayer] [Glory To The Imperium]

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Awaken, Guardsman, and allow a faithful Zealot to guide you on the path. Remember, with one hand he spreads the good word of the Emperor. With the other, he holds a giant Chainsaw Sword and uses it to slay a Heretic or twenty. (Zealot is so fun in Darktide)

To any Warhammer fans, I apologize if I butchered any of the lo...

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[M4M] Sleepy Confessions With Your Crush [Romantic Vibes] [Soft Confession] [Implied Romance] [Sleep Aid]

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I wanted to go back to my old roots by making a simple, wholesome confession audio!

It's been tricky to get back into my groove of balancing college with audio work, but I'm happy with the final result!

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[M4F] Sleepy Confessions With Your Crush [Romantic Vibes] [Soft Confession] [Implied Romance] [Sleep Aid]

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I wanted to go back to my old roots by making a simple, wholesome confession audio!

It's been tricky to get back into my groove of balancing college with audio work, but I'm happy with the final result!

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[NSFW (Ending)] [M4F] Chess And Confessions Part 4 [Cuddling At Your Place] [Confession] [Dates To Lovers] [Reverse Comfort] [Reverse Blowjob For Comfort] [Helping Him Feel Better]

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW (Ending)] [M4F] Chess And Confessions Part 4 [Cuddling At Your Place] [Confession] [Dates To Lovers] [Reverse Comfort] [Reverse Blowjob For Comfort] [Helping Him Feel Better] from patreon

After taking some time to adjust to his injury, Klaus has (with your permission) decided to stay at your place for a week. It'll take some time getting used to looking after him, but you're both ready to do what must be done. This is a continuation of the ongoing "Chess and Confessions" series with Klaus.

Oh!...

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[NSFW (Ending)] [M4M] Chess And Confessions Part 4 [Cuddling At Your Place] [Confession] [Dates To Lovers] [Reverse Comfort] [Reverse Blowjob For Comfort] [Helping Him Feel Better]

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW (Ending)] [M4M] Chess And Confessions Part 4 [Cuddling At Your Place] [Confession] [Dates To Lovers] [Reverse Comfort] [Reverse Blowjob For Comfort] [Helping Him Feel Better] from patreon

After taking some time to adjust to his injury, Klaus has (with your permission) decided to stay at your place for a week. It'll take some time getting used to looking after him, but you're both ready to do what must be done. This is a continuation of the ongoing "Chess and Confessions" series with Klaus.

Oh!...

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Line Requests: Also I’m Contributing To The Community

(TLDR: I’m doing volunteer work. Also comment a line request if you wanna)


Hey Coffee Mugs!

The next video is going to be delayed, I’m volunteering at the local theatre all week and won’t have time to record/write

I might come back with a stream around Monday 19th or Tuesday 20th, and I pla...

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[NSFW] [M4F] Boyfriend Massages Your Boobs While You Draw [And Also Affirms You At The Same Time!] [Gentle Fondling] [Praising Your Boobs] [Licking And Sucking Your Nipples] [Making You Orgasm In Bed]

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4F] Boyfriend Massages Your Boobs While You Draw [And Also Affirms You At The Same Time!] [Gentle Fondling] [Praising Your Boobs] [Licking And Sucking Your Nipples] [Making You Orgasm In Bed] from patreon

(08/23/24) After taking into account some anonymous feedback, I have reuploaded the M4F version of this audio with some lines edited out. The new version should be more intimate now! 

Personally, I wouldn't mind some massages while I'm writing and editing and drawing... just me?

Nono, you don’t...

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[NSFW] [M4M] Boyfriend Massages Your Balls While You Draw [And Also Affirms You At The Same Time!] [Gentle Fondling] [Praising Your Cock] [Sucking You Off In Bed At The End]

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Personally, I wouldn't mind some massages while I'm writing and editing and drawing... just me?

Nono, you don’t have to stop working… but… maybe I could just… put my arms around my baby boy?

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[M4F] Adopting A Nocturnal Boy

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(Thunderstorm Ambience In The Beginning)

A nocturnal boy comes a tap tap tapping on your window, hoping to take shelter from the storm outside. It's late at night, but he's persistent... so you take him in and help him settle in.

Window Sound Effects:

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[M4M] Adopting A Nocturnal Boy

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(Thunderstorm Ambience In The Beginning)

A nocturnal boy comes a tap tap tapping on your window, hoping to take shelter from the storm outside. It's late at night, but he's persistent... so you take him in and help him settle in.

Window Sound Effects:

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[M4M] Boyfriend Teaches You A Slow Dance [Romantic] [Anniversary Celebration] [Proposal]

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I've always wanted to do a slow-dancing audio <3

Literally, one of my biggest relationship dreams is to slow dance with my partner. The thought of it just makes me go eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 💕

Cooking Sound Effects:

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[M4F] Boyfriend Teaches You A Slow Dance [Romantic] [Anniversary Celebration] [Proposal]

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I've always wanted to do a slow-dancing audio <3

Literally, one of my biggest relationship dreams is to slow dance with my partner. The thought of it just makes me go eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 💕

Cooking Sound Effects:

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Cuddling You While You Play Video Games [M4M] [Cuddles] [Tell Me Everything!] [Femboyish Boyfriend]

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You and your boyfriend are still a new couple, and he's really really interested not only in spending time with you, but learning about your hobbies! Hopefully, he's not distracting you too much...

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Cuddling You While You Play Video Games [M4F] [Cuddles] [Tell Me Everything!] [Femboyish Boyfriend]

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You and your boyfriend are still a new couple, and he's really really interested not only in spending time with you, but learning about your hobbies! Hopefully, he's not distracting you too much...

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[M4M] A Sleepy Cuddly Morning With Your Boyfriend [Cuddles] [Kisses] [Wholesome] [L-Bombs]

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Life hard. Bed soft. Boyfriend Cozy.

Let's just stay in bed!

There were a few requests to make an audio like this, so I did what I could!

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[M4F] A Sleepy Cuddly Morning With Your Boyfriend [Cuddles] [Kisses] [Wholesome] [L-Bombs]

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Life hard. Bed soft. Boyfriend Cozy.

Let's just stay in bed!

There were a few requests to make an audio like this, so I did what I could!

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[NSFW] [M4M] Getting Frisky With Your Boyfriend (POV 2: You’re Dominant) [Calling You ‘Daddy’] [Sucking You Off (At Your Command Of Course)] [Making Love To Him] [Pouty And Cute]

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4M] Getting Frisky With Your Boyfriend (POV 2: You’re Dominant) [Calling You ‘Daddy’] [Sucking You Off (At Your Command Of Course)] [Making Love To Him] [Pouty And Cute] from patreon

Finally, the other half of the Frisky Audio! Climb on top of your obedient boyfriend and let him know EXACTLY what you want done!

Want me to… take control of you? Make you my cute little plaything? Or would you like to… do it to me instead? Make me all yours?

You want to be the one in control? God...

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[NSFW] [M4F] Getting Frisky With Your Boyfriend (POV 2: You’re Dominant) [Calling You ‘Mommy’] [Going Down On You (At Your Command Of Course)] [Making Love To Him] [Pouty And Cute]

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4F] Getting Frisky With Your Boyfriend (POV 2: You’re Dominant) [Calling You ‘Mommy’] [Going Down On You (At Your Command Of Course)] [Making Love To Him] [Pouty And Cute] from patreon

Finally, the other half of the Frisky Audio! Climb on top of your obedient boyfriend and let him know EXACTLY what you want done!

Want me to… take control of you? Make you my cute little plaything? Or would you like to… do it to me instead? Make me all yours?

You want to be the one in control? God...

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[NSFW] [M4M] Getting Frisky With Your Boyfriend (POV 1: You’re Submissive) [Calling You Good Boy] [You’re My Pet] [Making Love To You] [Facial]

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The polls are in! The dominant listener version will be released at a later time! Now ease back and let your dominant boyfriend tell you EXACTLY what to do.

Want me to… take control of you? Make you my cute little plaything? Or would you like to… do it to me instead? Make me all yours?

You want t...

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[NSFW] [M4F] Getting Frisky With Your Boyfriend (POV 1: You’re Submissive) [Calling You Good Girl] [You’re My Princess] [Making Love To You] [Facial]

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The polls are in! The dominant listener version will be released at a later time! Now ease back and let your dominant boyfriend tell you EXACTLY what to do.

Want me to… take control of you? Make you my cute little plaything? Or would you like to… do it to me instead? Make me all yours?

You want t...

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A Work In Progress

TLDR: Release the next audios all at once, or one at a time?

So I've been working on a little treat for the next spicy audio. There's going to be four versions, a dom and sub MM version and a dom and sub MF version, (Basically one has a dominant listener, and the other one has a submissive listener)

I've finished...

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[NSFW] [M4M] Seven Minutes In Heaven With The ‘Emo’ Kid [Low Spoken Deep Voice] [Intimate Kissing] [Leaving The Party To Your Place] [Mutual Touching] [Intimate]

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This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis.

It has been such a long time since I have added some stuff for Aaron, and with his arc more or less complete, I wanted to do a re-telling of his story like I did with Kniles! Instead, the party goes a little differently!

And since this ...

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[NSFW] [M4TM] Seven Minutes In Heaven With The ‘Emo’ Kid [Low Spoken Deep Voice] [Intimate Kissing] [Leaving The Party To Your Place] [Mutual Touching] [Intimate]

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This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener has a vagina and is wearing a binder.

It has been such a long time since I have added some stuff for Aaron, and with his arc more or less complete, I wanted to do a re-telling of his story like I did with Kniles! Instead, the party goes a little different...

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[NSFW] [M4TF] Seven Minutes In Heaven With The ‘Emo’ Kid [Low Spoken Deep Voice] [Intimate Kissing] [Leaving The Party To Your Place] [Mutual Touching] [Intimate]

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This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis and breasts.

It has been such a long time since I have added some stuff for Aaron, and with his arc more or less complete, I wanted to do a re-telling of his story like I did with Kniles! Instead, the party goes a little differently!

An...

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[NSFW] [M4F] Seven Minutes In Heaven With The ‘Emo’ Kid [Low Spoken Deep Voice] [Intimate Kissing] [Leaving The Party To Your Place] [Mutual Touching] [Intimate]

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This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a vagina and breasts

It has been such a long time since I have added some stuff for Aaron, and with his arc more or less complete, I wanted to do a re-telling of his story like I did with Kniles! Instead, the party goes a little differently!

An...

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[M4M] Witch Femboyfriend Makes You A Voodoo Doll [Cute] [Wholesome] [Relaxing]

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I missed voicing Bonnie, and I've always wanted to try a wholesome 'Witch'- themed audio. Most people would argue that's more of an F4M and F4F thing, but I can dream!

Your witchy boyfriend decides to make a little voodoo doll of you in order to help you relax and just feel the good vibes! Just sit back and let him do ...

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[M4F] Witch Femboyfriend Makes You A Voodoo Doll [Cute] [Wholesome] [Relaxing]

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I missed voicing Bonnie, and I've always wanted to try a wholesome 'Witch'- themed audio. Most people would argue that's more of an F4M and F4F thing, but I can dream!

Your witchy boyfriend decides to make a little voodoo doll of you in order to help you relax and just feel the good vibes! Just sit back and let him do ...

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[M4A] Boyfriend Does Work While You Draw [Artist Listener] [Let's Work Together!] [Music] [Low Spoken]

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So I swear my throat is fine, but for some reason, upon listening to the playback, it sounds like I'm sick as hecccc

At any rate, it has been a minute since I did one of these long, "Work with music" audios! I quite like doing them! It helps me write stuff for work while also recording stuff for work at the same time! View Post

The Audios For June

TLDR: Comment or DM what you’d like to hear on Patreon!

Hey everyone!

With a new month rolling around the corner, I have a list of audio ideas at the ready. But it’s always good to know what everyone listening at home would like to hear.

So! Are there any Patreon audios you’ve always wished were here...

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