![Irrelevant_Dude post πRambling To You About Roommates And Tabletop Games Until You Fall Asleep [Sleep Aid] [Rambles] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/1/qj/ql/66b995-019e8ee2-a3fc-7269-b485-2db0d1e865a4.png)
Here's another long ramble audio where I speak to you about anything that springs to mind until it lulls you to sleep! This time its about moving homes, roommates, coffee culture and my favourite TTRPG systems!
Enjoy!
0:00 Hello!
2:20 Moving Stories
16:48 Roommates
34:19 Coffee Culture &...
2025-07-21 23:55:56 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4M] Walking Home In The Rain With Your Crush [Protective Crush] [Friends To Lovers] [Confession] [Slightly Emotional] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/9/ap/iz/66b995-019e8ee2-a40e-7036-9dbf-0d3b8f0d3fb6.png)
One of my favourite audios from the old days was the fighter couple script, so this audio has some echoes of that.
It took a few commenters pointing out the abundance of fantasy audios to make me realize: Oh my goodness, I haven't done a regular slice-of-life audio in a really long time. So dive back with me into the er...
2025-07-11 20:43:23 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4F] Walking Home In The Rain With Your Crush [Protective Crush] [Friends To Lovers] [Confession] [Slightly Emotional] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/1/ue/em/66b995-019e8ee2-a412-740c-9a76-37b71cdc3da7.png)
One of my favourite audios from the old days was the fighter couple script, so this audio has some echoes of that.
It took a few commenters pointing out the abundance of fantasy audios to make me realize: Oh my goodness, I haven't done a regular slice-of-life audio in a really long time. So dive back with me into the er...
2025-07-11 20:43:17 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4F] Together In The Dark [Part 1] [Dark Elf Speaker] [Elven Listener] [Forbidden Romance] [Enemies To Lovers Series] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/1/pz/jj/66b995-019e8ee2-a420-75e0-97bb-7f4578160fd2.png)
I haven't posted enough enemies-to-lovers content, and right now I'm going through an "Elven" phase (in case you haven't noticed, haha)
Prince Sedrik is an Undersurface Dark Elf Prince, and you, one of the High Elf Princesses, just so happened to have crossed paths with him underground in Dark Elf territory. But you kno...
2025-07-05 00:46:54 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4M] Together In The Dark [Part 1] [Dark Elf Speaker] [Elven Listener] [Forbidden Romance] [Enemies To Lovers Series] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/2/bw/er/66b995-019e8ee2-a425-7fb1-8f23-cb098cdb40a4.png)
I haven't posted enough enemies-to-lovers content, and right now I'm going through an "Elven" phase (in case you haven't noticed, haha)
Prince Sedrik is an Undersurface Dark Elf Prince, and you, one of the High Elf Princes, just so happened to have crossed paths with him underground in Dark Elf territory. But you know w...
2025-07-05 00:46:53 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4F] Trying For A Baby With your Husband [Tender and Sweet] [Low Spoken Intimate Voice] [Taking Turns] [Nipple Licking] [Going Down On You] [Foreplay] [Sex] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/3/hf/eo/66b995-019e8ee2-a434-7eeb-8e20-56440fcf4e70.png)
Another (highly) requested M4F audio, you and your husband are ready to be parents now. It's time for a few minutes of passionate, tender lovemaking with him <3
Audios like these are so fun to make because they feel a lot more intimate than my usual NSFW audios.
Typically, I avoid mentioning having to worry ab...
2025-07-02 07:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4M] Husband Destresses You In The Shower [Bold, Heavy Flirting] [Blowjob] [Teasing] [Sex] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/8/up/ds/66b995-019e8ee2-a447-7252-a875-49c60a7f7017.png)
Some quality time with your loving husband as he pleasures you and takes care of you in the shower. Sounds like a good evening?
Some quality time with your loving husband as he pleasures you and takes care of you in the shower. Sounds like a good evening?
And your husband knows exactly what you need to help you fe...
2025-06-28 05:19:18 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [Sleep Aid] POV: I Ramble You To Sleep By Asking You Lots Of Strange Reflective Questions from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/4/rn/qv/66b995-019e8ee2-a45c-738b-b562-3fe55002823b.png)
This is another little redo of a previous audio that went under the radar, complete with some reworked questions and some cozy ambience ^-^
I hope it helps you sleep, reflect, and possibly even contemplate a little :)
Don't think too hard about it... just say anything, and move on to the next question.
(...
2025-06-20 23:56:38 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4M] Showering For The First Time With Your Boyfriend [Wholesome] [Trust] [New Relationship] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/10/mg/ju/66b995-019e8ee2-a468-707c-864b-a89cea2f20dc.png)
This is a redux of an old audio from four years ago, with the background music removed (some listeners said it was too distracting), the script updated, the title changed (I really hope nobody misreads the title as 'Thrusting' anymore) and in theory, some better acting & editing. Enjoy! :)
You and your boyfriend are...
2025-06-17 00:54:55 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4F] Showering For The First Time With Your Boyfriend [Wholesome] [Trust] [New Relationship] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/11/wx/dz/66b995-019e8ee2-a46f-7d1b-a9e6-03a1ca2ab50c.png)
This is a redux of an old audio from four years ago, with the background music removed (some listeners said it was too distracting), the script updated, the title changed (I really hope nobody misreads the title as 'Thrusting' anymore) and in theory, some better acting & editing. Enjoy! :)
You and your boyfriend are...
2025-06-17 00:54:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe second publishing of NSFW literature. This one was interesting to tackle, I always love the "shy boy x soft dom" dynamic, and this time around, you get to be the soft dom!
(Cuddling handjobs and intimate blowjobs are also fun to write, ngl π₯²ππ)
As with the last one, sinc...
2025-06-09 21:25:32 +0000 UTC View PostThe second publishing of NSFW literature. This one was interesting to tackle, I always love the "shy boy x soft dom" dynamic, and this time around, you get to be the soft dom!
(Cuddling handjobs and intimate blowjobs are also fun to write, ngl π₯²ππ)
As with the last one, sinc...
2025-06-09 21:25:30 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4TM] Coming Out To Your Boyfriend [Trans Masc Listener] [Warm] [Loving] [Affirmations] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/10/qo/hu/66b995-019e8ee2-a5cd-7c8b-9904-9ce10feef0aa.png)
Happy Pride month, everyone!
Here's a special audio for all of my transgender coffee mugs in the crowd looking for some wholesome warm love and affirmations ππ€π©·
This script assumes the listener has not begun a transition yet and has finally mustered up the courage to come out to their (fairly recent) boy...
2025-06-08 17:52:36 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4TF] Coming Out To Your Boyfriend [Trans Femme Listener] [Warm] [Loving] [Affirmations] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/3/cb/lu/66b995-019e8ee2-a5de-7d9f-90b3-48d881fa8275.png)
Happy Pride month, everyone!
Here's a special audio for all of my transgender coffee mugs in the crowd looking for some wholesome warm love and affirmations ππ€π©·
This script assumes the listener has not begun a transition yet and has finally mustered up the courage to come out to their (fairly recent) boy...
2025-06-08 17:52:34 +0000 UTC View PostI am now βοΈ
Officially a 2025 college graduate πβ¨
I wanted to extend a special, heartfelt thanks to everyone that supported me on Patreon. It may not have seemed like much, but your kind donations helped me pay for a safe place to sleep and food to eat for 5 years.
Thank you for helping one lonely ...
2025-05-29 18:48:21 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [MF4M] Succubus Boyfriend/Girlfriend Takes Care Of You [Apologizing] [Making It Up To You] [Gentle Dom] [Sensual] [Intimate] [Loving] [Vanilla] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/4/hs/jw/66b995-019e8eef-ea00-7e68-82ac-270254b45afd.png)
Have you ever wanted to have a pleasure demon as your boyfriend? How about a girlfriend?
How about both? :)
Back for another collaboration, my collaborator (username pending) from the 'Roommates Comfort You After A Bad Date' and I audio, and I have worked on a new audio for you MF4M lovers!
Note: This audio ...
2025-05-28 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever wanted to have a pleasure demon as your boyfriend? How about a girlfriend?
How about both? :)
Back for another collaboration, my collaborator (username pending) from the 'Roommates Comfort You After A Bad Date' and I audio, and I have worked on a new audio for you MF4F lovers!
Note: This audio ...
2025-05-28 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4F] Warm Yourself In My Tent [Fantasy] [Elven Bard Listener] [Sweet] [Established Friendship] [Confession] [Loving Soft Dom] [Fingerplay] [Making You Orgasm] [Calling you Good Girl] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/3/ar/wu/66b995-019e8ee2-a5fe-7172-b9c3-c0c68e0a27ff.png)
As requested, a combination of a camping confessional audio and a fantasy-themed/D&D-inspired spicy audio! Congrats! You get to be the conventionally attractive Elven Bard of the group! So much so that you seem to have captured one of your party members' hearts on this especially cold trip.
You want to sit with ...
2025-05-22 01:31:10 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4M] Warm Yourself In My Tent [Fantasy] [Elven Bard Listener] [Sweet] [Established Friendship] [Confession] [Loving Soft Dom] [Stroking You] [Making You Orgasm] [Calling you Good Boy] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/12/rw/pc/66b995-019e8ee2-a602-7561-935c-ccc3da6ef853.png)
As requested, a combination of a camping confessional audio and a fantasy-themed/D&D-inspired spicy audio! Congrats! You get to be the conventionally attractive Elven Bard of the group! So much so that you seem to have captured one of your party members' hearts on this especially cold trip.
You want to sit with ...
2025-05-22 01:31:08 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4M] Boyfriend Cuddles You On The Couch [Cuddles In Lap][Rambles][Light Reverse Comfort For Insecurity] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/8/jc/mw/66b995-019e8ee2-a60d-79bd-801e-d3edb04234a3.png)
The day is done, time to come home and let your boyfriend rest on your lap for a little bit!
This version is almost the same as the one on YouTube, however, there was one slightly dirty joke I took out of the YouTube version (which you will find here instead!)
2025-05-14 19:15:32 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4F] Boyfriend Cuddles You On The Couch [Cuddles In Lap][Rambles][Light Reverse Comfort For Insecurity] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/4/ur/by/66b995-019e8ee2-a61c-756d-95fe-f5521f3c442c.png)
The day is done, time to come home and let your boyfriend rest on your lap for a little bit!
This version is almost the same as the one on YouTube, however, there was one slightly dirty joke I took out of the YouTube version (which you will find here instead!)
2025-05-14 19:15:30 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post Rambling To You In My Normal Voice! [M4A] [Sleep Aid] [Random Rambling] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/3/mi/qp/66b995-019e8ee2-a62c-757c-93f8-c7d57d6cd287.png)
I have returned to my microphone! Albeit, in a new room that I will be moving from soon.
Sit back, relax, and allow me to ramble you to sleep!
There will be more audios on the way soon! Construction crew willing!
2025-05-08 02:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
So for those who don't follow my Twitter (or "X", whatever), a series of unfortunate events befell me this week! οΌοΈΏοΌ
BUT HOPEFULLY WE HAVE INTERNET AND A NEW PLACE TO RECORD NOW AND EVERYTHING IS OKAY, GUYS I'M SO TIRED SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED! QwQ
2025-05-06 21:02:25 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4F] Sensually Eaten Out By Your Boyfriend [Vanilla] [Intimate] [Love] [Cozy Vibes] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/6/vh/wp/66b995-019e8ee2-a63f-700a-9812-b41fb74ff5d6.png)
Hello everyone! It's so good to be back! I missed you all!
I'm starting once again to work my way through the list of requests on my post from a few months ago, as well as various DM requests! Beginning with this audio! A vanilla, "Eaten out by your boyfriend" audio! Enjoy :)
Is there anything I can do for you...
2025-04-24 22:47:33 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4M] Sensual Blowjob From Your Boyfriend [Vanilla] [Intimate] [Love] [Cozy Vibes] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/7/lo/aj/66b995-019e8ee2-a644-7b5b-90f4-7d888101e9ae.png)
Hello everyone! It's so good to be back! I missed you all!
I'm starting once again to work my way through the list of requests on my post from a few months ago, as well as various DM requests! Beginning with this audio! A vanilla, "Boyfriend gives you head" audio! Enjoy :)
Is there anything I can do for you, s...
2025-04-24 22:47:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, Coffee Mugs! Thank you all so much for your patience and support in my absence!
So like I mentioned in my last post, I have finished up my final year of college and am now officially done my education. Woo!
But then (I'm not even kidding) the second I got home after our last show, I got DECIMATE...
2025-04-14 12:44:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone,
As you may have seen on YouTube, I have to take a break until Mid April to finish up my Post Secondary Education.
That being said, I want to make sure you are all getting what you paid for, and I will work to get another Patreon audio or two done between now and then.
As it stands right now, ...
2025-03-16 15:40:57 +0000 UTC View PostCoffee Mugs, I give you my first dive into written NSFW work, rewritten for transfem listeners to enjoy! As with some of my previous transfem/masc rewrites, I'm still getting the hang of appropriate terminology when writing things like anatomy and genitals, so I'm open to any feedback in the comments! Your help would greatly ...
2025-03-09 22:41:47 +0000 UTC View PostCoffee Mugs, I give you my first dive into written NSFW work, rewritten for transmasc listeners to enjoy! As with some of my previous transmasc/fem rewrites, I'm still getting the hang of appropriate terminology when writing things like anatomy and genitals, so I'm open to any feedback in the comments! Your help would greatly...
2025-03-09 22:41:45 +0000 UTC View PostCoffee Mugs, I give you my first dive into written NSFW work! My goal is to write out some loving, intimate stories that provide the same blend of spicy but sweet that my audios are known for! It was a lot of fun to try writing a story rather than a script (heck, 'you' even get to speak now!), so you can expect to see more of...
2025-03-02 19:26:41 +0000 UTC View Post
