August was a hard month for me. I tried my best to hide it, but balancing 3 jobs at once while trying to maintain a consistent upload schedule while moving apartments… it was going to catch up to me eventually.
But I’m so incredibly blessed and thankful for the support of all of my coffee mugs, and especially to y...
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It’s a shame we didn’t have too much time together. I’ve really loved spending the last few days with you… I just wish we had more time…
Yeah… you’re right. It is really hot in here… Hm… ...
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It’s a shame we didn’t have too much time together. I’ve really loved spending the last few days with you… I just wish we had more time…
Yeah… you’re right. It is really hot in here… Hm… ...
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"Moon Feet" by NOOMA
https://artlist.io/song/14361/moon-feet
"Finer Love - No Lead Vocals" by Lero...
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"Moon Feet" by NOOMA
https://artlist.io/song/14361/moon-feet
"Finer Love - No Lead Vocals" by Lero...
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First of all, I'd like to apologize for taking this long to come out with the line requests video. I've spent the last week and a half moving apartments, and it's been difficult to find time to sit down, record and edit.
Secondly, there were a lot of requests this time around.
Here they are! Please en...
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Kaden, callsign unknown. College student by day, and by night a deadly assassin... who may or may not also be a huge simp for the Pale Blossom. Now who could that possibly be...?
But I like you. A lot. And I have a lot of respect for Blossom and his talents.
I want to pick you up and pin your face aga...
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Kaden, callsign unknown. College student by day, and by night a deadly assassin... who may or may not also be a huge simp for the Pale Blossom. Now who could that possibly be...?
But I like you. A lot. And I have a lot of respect for Blossom and her talents.
I want to pick you up and pin your face aga...
2022-08-05 03:32:22 +0000 UTC View PostSit back and listen to me ramble about the many things you had to ask about. Hopefully this helps you sleep!
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Bonnie is gonna sketch you again! A little more intimately this time.
"I'm Still Sorry" by Faith Richards
https://artlist.io/song/33362/i'm-still-sorry
"Teenage Dream --- Guitar& Synths Version: by...
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Bonnie is gonna sketch you again! A little more intimately this time.
"I'm Still Sorry" by Faith Richards
https://artlist.io/song/33362/i'm-still-sorry
"Teenage Dream --- Guitar& Synths Version: by...
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Thank you LEYSMR for playing Claire:
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"Up Above The Water" by Ben...
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Thank you Apollo ASMR for playing Kyle:
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2022-07-23 04:56:53 +0000 UTC View PostThe time has come for July's line requests!
You can request a phrase for me to read in any voice/role you want. It can be sweet, silly, or anything in between! (As long as it’s within reason)
Patrons that request their lines on Patreon are guaranteed to have their line read, and will have acc...
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This is a remaster of an older audio with some balanced music levels, new dialogue, and hopefully some steamier but sweeter content. Please enjoy :)
Nope, it’s today! I know it is! Exactly 1 year ago today I confessed my feelings for you, and we officially became boyfriends!
It’s just… I’m rea...
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This is a remaster of an older audio with some balanced music levels, new dialogue, and hopefully some steamier but sweeter content. Please enjoy :)
Nope, it’s today! I know it is! Exactly 1 year ago today I confessed my feelings for you, and we officially became boyfriend and girlfriend!
It’s jus...
2022-07-16 02:22:10 +0000 UTC View PostI’m thinking of remastering a few of my older NSFW audios, (Mainly Happy Anniversary) since some of them had somewhat lacklustre acting and really badly balanced audio.
If there are any others (NSFW or otherwise) you'd like to hear revived, feel free to suggest them away. (Please note that I can’t remaster collabs)<...
2022-07-14 04:08:53 +0000 UTC View PostSome audios I was able to do in one take. Others took... MANY tries...
Wow, it's been an entire year of bloopers by this point. Time really flies X3
"Your Arms To Me" by SCRO
https://artlist.io/song/15186/your-arms-to-me
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"Camhanaich" by BoreÍs
https://artlist.io/song/72086/camhanaich
Thanks to second cup ASMR for the addi...
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"Camhanaich" by BoreÍs
https://artlist.io/song/72086/camhanaich
Thanks to second cup ASMR for the addi...
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So the Haiku halfway into the audio was 5:8:5... whoops. The script had no, "a" but I added one for some reason, lol.
Anyhow, the winner of the poll was a sweet royal guard X mute listener... so please welcome Rowan, your personal half-elf guard!
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So the Haiku halfway into the audio was 5:8:5... whoops. The script had no, "a" but I added one for some reason, lol.
Anyhow, the winner of the poll was a sweet royal guard X mute listener... so please welcome Rowan, your personal half-elf guard!
2022-06-24 23:27:40 +0000 UTC View PostSo I sat down to record the next audio... and then a convoy of loud motorcycles drove by, the maintenance crew outside started mowing the lawn with weed whackers, my roommate is screaming at some video games, and my neighbours are blaring music...
...The next audio might be a little bit late ;_;
With a little Voicemodding, I got my voice to sound like an announcer from the Zombies modes in Call Of Duty. I've always wanted to try doing voice work for things like this in my favourite games, so I decided to have a go at it, (and a few more "go's" with a couple of different characters as well)!
"End of the L...
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Vincent: Played by Apollo ASMR:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_RpMX8WrKiLcujpeGc6ZFQ
Helena: Played by second cup ASMR:
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Stress sucks.
And your boyfriend is reeeeeeally stressed out right now... but you're a caring girlfriend, you want to help him feel better.
This entire audio was written, acted and edited all in under a single hour... I'm feeling efficient today!
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Stress sucks.
And your boyfriend is reeeeeally stressed out right now... but you're a caring boyfriend, you want to help him feel better.
This entire audio was written, acted and edited all in under a single hour... I'm feeling efficient today!
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