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CONTENT WARNING:
For my sensitive listeners, this audio contains crying and mentions of death.
Consider skipping the first 5 minutes of the audio if you are sensitive to topics of death, hospitals and crying.
I also combined a bunch of vampire lore from a lot of various sources to create my own vampire canon...
2023-06-28 01:19:25 +0000 UTC View PostA scammer called me in the middle of a recording, during an emotional moment too! I was annoyed :P
2023-06-27 19:51:34 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4M] Dancing At A Masquerade [Assassin X Assassin] [Enemies To Lovers] [Dramatic] [Reverse Blowjob After] [Sex] [Hard Dom Speaker] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/11/zb/jw/66b995-019e8ee2-b30b-7ff3-a688-56dbfc47d6de.png)
So a LOT of you wanted to see Kaden come back... very well, he's back for more. It's good to see you again, Blossom.
So… my life is entirely in your hands tonight, such as it is… I need your help, Blossom.
Anyway… dance with me, and have your blades ready. Got it?
So… since we...
2023-06-17 03:05:38 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4F] Dancing At A Masquerade [Assassin X Assassin] [Enemies To Lovers] [Dramatic] [Reverse Blowjob After] [Sex] [Hard Dom Speaker] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/12/cf/fw/66b995-019e8ee2-b313-7215-ad39-cd1db9a9bab2.png)
So a LOT of you wanted to see Kaden come back... very well, he's back for more. It's good to see you again, Blossom.
So… my life is entirely in your hands tonight, such as it is… I need your help, Blossom.
Anyway… dance with me, and have your blades ready. Got it?
So… since we...
2023-06-17 03:05:36 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW][M4M] Soft Romantic Sex With Your Boyfriend [Intimate][Quiet Moans][Sex] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/6/sd/bs/66b995-019e8ee2-b31b-7fc4-b566-07366fd82bd3.png)
I love it when we can do this… after a long week, just some time between the two of us… no distractions to speak of, just you and me…
Mm, you’re cute. *Kiss* Especially when you’re kind of horny…
Yeah…? You want to… maybe… go upstairs… and… you know… You want to hear m...
2023-06-07 16:19:27 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW][M4F] Soft Romantic Sex With Your Boyfriend [Intimate][Quiet Moans][Sex] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/12/as/ow/66b995-019e8ee2-b335-7f35-99ae-b236ab64605a.png)
I love it when we can do this… after a long week, just some time between the two of us… no distractions to speak of, just you and me…
Mm, you’re cute. *Kiss* Especially when you’re kind of horny…
Yeah…? You want to… maybe… go upstairs… and… you know… You want to hear m...
2023-06-07 16:19:26 +0000 UTC View PostI've already written and recorded a few spicy audios today that I will be uploading by the end of the week, but I would also like to hear what sorts of things you would be interested in!
I try to make the main focus of my spicy audios as "Erotic, but still intimate and loving." or "Wholesome spice" if you will. If you ...
Hey, I'm working on a lot of Patreon-only audios to make up for the lack of uploads in May.
What are your opinions on having music in the NSFW audios?
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Yes, this is a small sequel to the pregnancy audio ^-^
A little short but sweet audio as a return to form for me after being gone for so long.
"Balance" by Muted
https://artlist.io/song/2813/balance
"Those Who Wait...
2023-06-03 02:00:53 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4M] Cuddles With Your Loving Husband [Wholesome] [Quality Time] [Reverse Venting] [Affirmations] [Reassurance] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/11/pr/eg/66b995-019e8ee2-b370-7c58-a688-f96a9b37d9a3.png)
I think all of the men listening can understand the struggle...
You're not alone, boys; remember: You don't need to be strong all the time. There is no shame in needing help from a loved one... 🙏
2023-06-03 02:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post
98 Pages Of Writing, 100+ hours of drawing, 40+ hours of recording, 20+ hours of re-recording, 200+ hours of editing, 20 hours of rendering, and 10 hours of uploading... I bring you... my first attempt at a visual novel! QwQ
(Probably going to be up on YouTube by the end of the week)
Thank you all for your patienc...
2023-06-01 01:39:18 +0000 UTC View Post
TLDR: I'll be absent on YouTube (but not Patreon) until I finish a visual novel I and several others are collaborating on.
Hello everyone!
Anyone subscribed to my YouTube channel has probably noticed the fairly infrequent uploads... well, it's because for the past 8 months I've tried balancing making an audio every ...
![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW-ish] [Male For Trans Male Version] The Morning After (Remastered) [Naked Cuddles] [Waking Up After Sex] [Intimate Talk] [Sensual Flirting] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/8/yo/qo/66b995-019e8ee2-b39e-734a-be24-ccd19bee1263.png)
DISCLAIMER: This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener does not have a penis. If this does not suit you, consider listening to the M4M version instead!
Time to return to an old audio, but with better acting, audio quality, and a more inclusive script!
While not precisely NSFW, this s...
2023-05-22 16:07:24 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW-ish] [Male For Trans Female Version] The Morning After (Remastered) [Naked Cuddles] [Waking Up After Sex] [Intimate Talk] [Sensual Flirting] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/11/lp/uv/66b995-019e8ee2-b39f-7a3a-a98d-8166217a76e1.png)
DISCLAIMER: This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis. If this does not suit you, consider listening to the M4F version instead!
Time to return to an old audio, but with better acting, audio quality, and a more inclusive script!
While not precisely NSFW, th...
2023-05-22 16:07:23 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW-ish] [M4M] The Morning After (Remastered) [Naked Cuddles] [Waking Up After Sex] [Intimate Talk] [Sensual Flirting] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/10/ez/ks/66b995-019e8ee2-b39f-7e08-ac61-21c033ce1dd9.png)
Time to return to an old audio, but with better acting, audio quality, and a more inclusive script!
While not precisely NSFW, this script does feature vocabulary that isn't really safe for work, but it's done in a spicy-wholesome way.
Hey… Morning, sexy. How are you feeling?
I think we...
2023-05-22 16:07:22 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW-ish] [M4F] The Morning After (Remastered) [Naked Cuddles] [Waking Up After Sex] [Intimate Talk] [Sensual Flirting] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/10/fd/gu/66b995-019e8ee2-b3a0-7a14-a326-06497299742c.png)
Time to return to an old audio, but with better acting, audio quality, and a more inclusive script!
While not precisely NSFW, this script does feature vocabulary that isn't really safe for work, but it's done in a spicy-wholesome way.
Hey… Morning, sexy. How are you feeling?
I think we’r...
2023-05-22 16:07:20 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4F] Caring For Your Sick BF [Reverse Comfort] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/12/ge/rq/66b995-019e8ee2-b3a3-7b38-8af7-28d4067d33aa.png)
"In the face of being really really sick, there is also an opportunity to roleplay yourself convincingly" ~Someone with more experience than me
I felt bad waiting around without an upload, so I just sort of did this. I didn't even need to act that hard, this was pretty much authentic QwQ
2023-05-13 23:47:13 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4M] Caring For Your Sick BF [Reverse Comfort] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/9/jk/bz/66b995-019e8ee2-b3af-7800-acb6-a710513f84f4.png)
"In the face of being really really sick, there is also an opportunity to roleplay yourself convincingly" ~Someone with more experience than me
I felt bad waiting around without an upload, so I just sort of did this. I didn't even need to act that hard, this was pretty much authentic QwQ
2023-05-13 23:47:12 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4M] Raindrops On The Dashboard [Cuddling With Your Boyfriend In Our Truck] [Rain Ambience] [Low Spoken] [Rambles] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/9/ps/wt/66b995-019e8ee2-b3c6-799a-8326-3523dc4d747d.png)
This audio was pitched on one of my community posts, and after some time, it's finally up! I thought I should make something wholesome.
So sit in the back of your truck with your loving boyfriend while the two of you talk about life against the pitter-patter of rain.
2023-05-04 22:57:23 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4F] Raindrops On The Dashboard [Cuddling With Your Boyfriend In Our Truck] [Rain Ambience] [Low Spoken] [Rambles] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/3/dy/um/66b995-019e8ee2-b3cc-77d6-8d15-e061107c8097.png)
This audio was pitched on one of my community posts, and after some time, it's finally up! I thought I should make something wholesome.
So sit in the back of your truck with your loving boyfriend while the two of you talk about life against the pitter-patter of rain.
2023-05-04 22:57:22 +0000 UTC View PostOh no! Is the desk okay???
2023-05-04 21:51:02 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4F] [NSFW] Falling For A Demon Boy [Strangers To Friends To Lovers] [Wholesome but spicy] [Loneliness Comfort] [Affection-Starved Incubus] [Nipple Sucking] [Going Down On You Lovingly] [Reverse Blowjob] [Mdom] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/3/li/km/66b995-019e8ee2-b3e6-749d-a1ae-2f525616a8c0.png)
Please welcome back Kniles! This time with his own little series! This is a sort of re-imagining of his story, set in a timeline separate from his last appearance. In short: You're meeting for the first time again!
I don't want to talk about how long making both of these versions took, so please forgive me (but let me k...
2023-04-27 00:32:17 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4M] [NSFW] Falling For A Demon Boy [Strangers To Friends To Lovers] [Wholesome but spicy] [Loneliness Comfort] [Affection-Starved Incubus] [Nipple Sucking] [Blowjob] [Reverse Blowjob] [Mdom] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/6/nh/ax/66b995-019e8ee2-b3f1-7088-8475-af84daa6f3d3.png)
Please welcome back Kniles! This time with his own little series! This is a sort of re-imagining of his story, set in a timeline separate from his last appearance. In short: You're meeting for the first time again!
I don't want to talk about how long making both of these versions took, so please forgive me (but let me k...
2023-04-27 00:32:15 +0000 UTC View PostMe: I'm gonna write a quick script with an NSFW extension. 5 or 6 pages should be good!
1 week and 20 pages later: Oh dear 🥲
(There's a wholesome script with an NSFW Patreon-Only Extension on the way, featuring a returning character!)
2023-04-26 18:09:19 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post Let Me Ramble You To Sleep! [Sleep Aid] [1 HOUR] [Ramble Q&A] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/10/ih/nf/66b995-019e8ee2-b408-777b-920a-e4cfdc094a10.png)
Let me ramble you to sleep by speaking to you for 1 hour :)
Thank you to all the people that left little things to ramble about!
Fireplace:
Sound Effect from https://pixabay.com/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=14561">...
2023-04-21 04:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostFinals are over and done, woo! 🥳
I should have more time to work on scripts again! As I speak I’m working on 3 right now, one of which will have a Patreon-Only Extension :)
Thank you so much for your patience, it’s thanks to each and every one of you here that I was able to eat and had a roof over my head. ...
2023-04-20 23:14:10 +0000 UTC View PostIs anyone else dealing with finals right now and melting like a stress volcano?
Well, here's something you deserve to hear <3
![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4M] Rave Goes To Prom With You [Kuudere] [Lovers] [Dancing Together] [Wholesome] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/5/zq/eg/66b995-019e8ee2-b41d-7251-9e91-dbe7e6dbe022.png)
Ahhh, got prom flashbacks when writing this. It's been a while since my last upload, I apologize. Exams have been making working very hard :P
Here's some more or Rave to make up for it! 🙏
"Shepherd" by C3NC
2023-04-14 01:08:23 +0000 UTC View Post![Irrelevant_Dude post [M4F] Rave Goes To Prom With You [Kuudere] [Lovers] [Dancing Together] [Wholesome] from patreon](https://img5.xxx4fans.com/storage/11/bt/ef/66b995-019e8ee2-b428-7043-84c7-34d9517bb6dd.png)
Ahhh, got prom flashbacks when writing this.
It's been a while since my last upload, I apologize. Exams have been making working very hard :P
Here's some more or Rave to make up for it! 🙏
"Shepherd" by C3NC
2023-04-14 01:08:19 +0000 UTC View PostHaven’t done a Q&A ramble video in a while, have we?
Why don’t we do that?
Ask anything you’d like down below!
2023-04-08 05:05:26 +0000 UTC View Post
