On 23rd April 1982 Sinclair released the ZX Spectrum and proceded to dominate the home computer market here in the UK. Simon had a 'Speccy' as a child, and has fond memories of them. To mark the occasion, we had to play something for the channel, so here is a round of '3D Pinball' (or 'Pinball Power' depending on whether you ...
2022-04-24 23:41:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Playing with 4K videos - here is Helen doing a tutorial on how to make scrambled eggs. Bonus cameo by Simon in the window reflection which wasn't spotted until afterwards!
2022-04-22 18:50:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Driving games have always appealed to Simon, but he's never been any good at them. Unlike all those other games he is good at... 🙄🤣 Anyway, as Gran Turismo 7 has recently been released, we thought we'd have a quick go on the original. I think its safe to say this is one game that we'll just watch other people play! It l...
2022-04-14 21:12:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Yesterday Simon and I took a break from our devices and screens, and join a naturist hike in the East Sussex countryside. In the UK it's perfectly legal to be naked in public so long as you keep your behaviour family friendly. More and more people are starting to take advantage of this by going on organised walks such as the ...
2022-04-14 07:44:58 +0000 UTC View Post
As I said in the public post, Simon and I join a naturist hike in the East Sussex countryside. In the UK it's perfectly legal to be naked in public so long as you keep your behaviour family friendly, and we liked it so much we're going again in a couple of week's time.
Here are a few more pictures for Patreons. Unfortun...
2022-04-14 07:40:56 +0000 UTC View Post
So we said we'd come back to it to try the other table, and well, more practice is required! Helen wasn't feeling great so we kept this one short, but please let us know if we should persevere and come back to it again in the future for a more serious attempt.
WATCH IT HERE: 2022-04-08 15:52:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Sega had 'Sonic', Nintendo had 'Mario', so in the late '90s Sony needed a loveable platform character of their own. And so 'Crash Bandicoot' came to be! I played these games quite a lot at the time, but Helen has only recently seen him for the first time. That doesn't mean either of us are any good though! (I need to find my ...
2022-04-04 16:44:02 +0000 UTC View Post
A bacon sandwich in the sun - the first time we've been able to have our lunch in the garden this year. The first of many though, hopefully!
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We hope our Patreons enjoy the extra phot...
2022-03-25 19:22:08 +0000 UTC View Post
A little nude photoshoot in the garden, welcoming the warmer spring weather.
2022-03-22 16:16:35 +0000 UTC View Post
The last of the original Wii Sports games - golf. It was actually quite good fun, if a little slow paced. We got well into our swing though.
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Well, we may as well finish the other games on the original Wii Sports now that we've come this far. Its a bit dangerous playing baseball in our little living room though! Sorry, Helen...
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More normal life. Even naturists have washing! Especially those with teenagers, like us. Besides, we do have to go out in the real world sometimes. However, on this occasion the only items of Simon's were a few pairs of socks!
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2022-03-12 06:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
More normal life. Scrambled eggs for lunch. Helen cooks the eggs, Simon operates a toaster! Our tiny kitchen prevents getting the camera back any further, unfortunately...
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2022-03-11 11:36:40 +0000 UTC View Post
We've played Sonic a few times, but we'd yet to play any Mario! How remiss of us! So we're putting that straight with some Super Mario on the Wii. Believe it or not, neither of us have played much Mario is the past - except for Mario Karts...
WATCH IT HERE: 2022-03-04 18:24:13 +0000 UTC View Post
We last played this as our first experiment in making videos. Its a fun thing to revisit though, and we've got plenty of questions left so I imaging we'll be back again in the future!
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2022-02-28 20:39:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Pinball baby! Yeah! Helen loves a pinball game, and Simon does like the gameplay, even if he's not particularly good at them. So when this Austin Powers version popped up on eBay, we had to have it. No prizes for guessing the winner though...
WATCH IT HERE: 2022-02-26 09:18:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Not the most sophisticated setup, but it works for us for now. If we get hold of a 4K camera at some point then we'll need more processing power, but as we are now the shuttle wheel is the only specialist bit of kit used. The headphones belong to our daughter, by the way - red is really not Simon's colour! lol
2022-02-20 12:04:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Helen never likes to miss an opportunity to thrash Simon at Wii Sports Tennis - especially if he's just beaten her at some other game! However this time she managed to inadvertently put herself off!
2022-02-20 08:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, you asked for it, so here we go. And we wholly recommend it as a way to keep warm on a stormy winter's evening! We felt like we'd had a proper workout by the end.
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2022-02-19 14:32:06 +0000 UTC View Post
On the weekend before Valentine's Day, we visited a practically unknown genuine naturist spa in Chingford in East London. They're a slightly older couple who don't 'do' social media, which is a shame as its a proper little gem. We didn't take many pictures (we were relaxing!) but, just for our Patreons, here are a few.
2022-02-15 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Its wonderful when you make unexpected discoveries! Whilst visiting a small naturist spa we discovered they also had a small American diner on site, which included this wonderful, recently restored mid-70s pinball machine. And the owner kindly agreed to film us playing it naked. Simon's fortunes, as always, took a nose dive a...
2022-02-14 09:48:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Sonic the Hedgehog was an absolute classic. Sonic 2 passed us by though. Its faster pace and split screen action was impressive to so on the original Sega Mega Drive, but as Helen put it, made it 'visually challenging' to play! We gave it a damn good go though...
WATCH IT HERE: 2022-02-10 23:05:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Its no secret that Helen like a glass of Sauvignon Blanc of an evening - just keep an eye out in most of our videos and you will spot her reaching for her glass! So when she got given a discount code to try out 'Naked Wines', well she could hardly say "no" now could she? Now you can watch her unbox her delivery. She's now hop...
2022-02-04 13:53:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join us on Friday 9th September at the Centre for Computing History in Cambridge, UK for an evening of retro gaming on a variety of original retro computers, consoles and arcade machines. You can challenge us in person to a round of naked Street Fighter II!
Helen is British Naturism's "Women in Naturism Campaig...
2022-02-02 16:42:01 +0000 UTC View Post
We've been away for a few days on a much needed mini-break at Clover Spa in Birmingham, UK. Here are a few pictures of our trip!
2022-02-02 16:14:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Altered Beast - most famous for being the pack-in game for Sega's Mega Drive / Genesis when it first launched in 1988. It was requested that we visit this game, as it has a lot of nostalgia for so many people of a certain age!
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2022-01-28 19:27:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Apparently our Patreons like to see us get up occasionally! So, we're back with Wii Sports, this time with bowling. Maybe we'll work through them all!
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2022-01-21 00:07:56 +0000 UTC View Post
If you have an interest in the retro computing world (and why else would you follow us? 😉) then consider supporting this book which is almost funded. We - ok, mainly Simon - would love to see it published.
"20 GOTO 10: Retro Computing By Numbers" is a book by Steve Goodwin ( 2022-01-18 11:33:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Our eldest daughter is not exactly a full time naturist, but is perfectly happy in her own skin. She's also a modern gamer girl, so was more than happy to join us for a winner-stays-on round of Tekken Tag Tournament. One of the classic games of the Playstation 2 era!
WATCH IT HERE: 2022-01-18 08:47:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, you asked us to get off the sofa for a bit, so we thought we'd do a bit of Wii Sports. Once Simon had found enough batteries for the Wiimotes, anyway! So who's for tennis?..
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