Its been a long winter. But the weather seems to finally be warming up. That really just means our already busy schedule is just going to get busier! So sit with us and hear about what we've been up to, what we've got going on now, and what we've got coming up. One things for sure though - our retro gaming isn't going anywher...
2024-04-28 23:38:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Our local art association love us! We get asked back to model for them regularly. Its easy money - get paid for just sitting still, or better lying down! Still, it does make you ache, staying still for 40 minutes. That's why the long poses are always laying down...
2024-03-05 00:12:00 +0000 UTC View Post
For Patreons, here's a few screenshots and BTS photos of our weekend with Katherine Ryan at The Naturist Foundation at the 5K run last September.
We will be at the run this May too, for those that can make it.
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Last September the comedienne Katherine Ryan joined us and our daughter Lizzie at The Naturist Foundation's BH5K run to see how naturism can benefit children as they grow up. We think its fair to say the weekend was quite an education for her!
The full series is available to stream on UKTV Play now, We are episode 4, th...
2024-02-26 14:49:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Come and join us at The Naturist Foundation in Kent, UK for an evening of naked retro gaming! We'll have machines predominently from the 80's and 90's set up and ready to play on. We'll have a Wii set up for big screen MarioKart too! The bar will be o...
2024-01-27 09:58:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Winter in the UK is not pleasent for naturism. Most clubs and venues that rely on outside space inevitably shut for the season. Clover Spa is one of the exceptions that is open all year round, so we like to take a trip there in January each year to break up ...
2024-01-24 10:43:57 +0000 UTC View Post
So its that dead zone between Christmas and New Year. Lots of family engagements (sadly, clothed!) but we still managed at least one cosy night in. And nothing says 'cosy night in' like hot buttered crumpets. Helen is a purist - butter only - dairy free, of course.
2023-12-29 10:58:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you to all our loyal fans and nudies, it's been another hell of a year! With so many projects on the go, our retro gaming time has become something of a luxury! To that end, next year we'll be making a few changes in an effort to keep more regular content for you guys. Fear not, our consoles will not gather dust, but ou...
2023-12-25 22:40:06 +0000 UTC View Post
One of the first games released on the N64, Wave Race 64 was critically acclaimed at the time, even though not many people seem to remember it now. It is definitely more playable using the N64's weird controller. Although Helen might not agree!
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2023-12-11 23:07:43 +0000 UTC
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We do life modelling for a local art group fairly regularly, however they have never had us model at the same time before. Indeed they have never had any couple or pair model together before. We got a lot of compliments on the posing and they said we'd set the bar, and that they would definitely be doing it again in the futur...
2023-12-02 22:58:24 +0000 UTC View Post
UK Patreons: The copy of Duke Nukem 64 which we played a few weeks ago is now available to buy on eBay. Just click this link to bid!
2023-12-01 15:26:55 +0000 UTC View PostIts come to our attention that 'Unlisted' videos on Vimeo are not always playing properly. This is obviously a problem for Patreon only content, so going forward we will post the title image here and provide a link to the video in the description.
We're sorry for this inconvenience an...
2023-11-30 21:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post
A port of Carmageddon II for the N64, this was a zombie apocalypse game that Helen had never heard of! No surprises there then... 😆 We didn't play in zombie mode, instead opting to familiarise ourselves with it in a head-to-head vs game. We didn’t really get the hang of it – this time! I have to say, we’re not really...
2023-11-30 20:47:24 +0000 UTC View Post
New addition to the naked retro gaming console collection - a Nintendo 64. Neither of us ever had one; we both independently jumped on the PlayStation wagon at the time! But after we got to play with Carol's a few months a go (vimeo.com/nakedretrogamers/bomberman64) we felt it was worth checking out for ourselves.
As lu...
2023-11-08 09:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Ball Jacks - a game in which we (mostly) managed to avoid all the obvious inuendos! Starting with no clue what we were doing (as usual) we quickly picked it up. It turns out its a pretty simple game. We quite liked it, and will most likely give it another go at some point, but I think I'd have felt a bit cheated if I'd paid Â...
2023-10-28 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Road Rash, the critically acclaimed first Sega Mega Drive (Genesis) game by Electronic Arts was released in 1991. Simon remembers playing this for hours at a friend's house. More specifically, he remembers watching it played more, as he wasn't as good as at it as his other friends of the time. Nothing ever changes!
2023-10-25 21:21:10 +0000 UTC View Post
So we brought out an old favourite for a, what turned out to be, rather sweary evening of pinball... We've played this many times before - you'd think we might have got a bit better by now!
We've had this in the 'bank' for a while as we suspected we'd not get much chance to make many videos, as we haven't recently. Noth...
2023-10-18 15:37:25 +0000 UTC View Post
The great thing about having naturist friends is that celebrating life events are clothes free too. Fiona, who together with her husband Mike are 'Naked Travels' and who you've seen on our Patreon before, had a party to celebrate her birthday with about 20 other people at "Naturally Slad' near Stroud in Glostershire. 1980s' d...
2023-10-02 09:27:05 +0000 UTC View Post
At Fiona's (from Naked Travels) birthday party. Helen and Fiona perform Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights" on Karaoke.
2023-10-02 08:44:21 +0000 UTC View Post
At Fiona's (from Naked Travels) birthday party. Helen and Fiona perform The Bangle's "Manic Monday" on Karaoke.
2023-10-02 08:43:12 +0000 UTC View Post
At Fiona's (from Naked Travels) birthday party. Helen performs Martika's "I Feel the Earth Move" on Karaoke.
2023-10-02 08:41:11 +0000 UTC View PostHelen was invited by Tim, the owner of Clover Spa & Hotel in Birmingham, to appear alongside him on a piece that ITV1's This Morning were doing on the hotel, as it has been rated as one of the top hotels in the UK.
For more info about Clover Spa, see their website: 2023-09-01 19:33:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Helen likes to watch Wimbledon, which if you don't know is an internation tennis tournament in the UK. And so she wanted to play tennis! So we got the Kinect out for some virtual tennis action! On a side note, I'm not sure what the camera did with the image quality here! Apologies for the quality on this one...
2023-08-30 22:39:34 +0000 UTC View Post
We're back (again) with another off-the-sofa game.
We've said it before - when it works, Kinect is (was) a great addition to the Xbox line of consoles. Its just a little too inaccurate to be reliable! That doesn't stop us trying out the games that came out for it though, and so we found ourselves trying to play this, in...
2023-08-14 07:26:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Today is Helen's birthday! So last night we went to a 90's club themed event where we celebrated naturist style, involving Helen dancing naked on the podium. A few glasses of white wine might have been involved first... 😅
2023-08-13 20:25:29 +0000 UTC View Post
So we've been busy literally every weekend for the past 6 weeks! Its a tough life visiting UK naturist clubs but someone's gotta do it! lol
This last weekend we were at East Midlands Sunfolk near Lincoln in the UK. Its only a small club, but is nicely maintained and is geared towards the more sporty types. We had a go a...
2023-08-06 22:43:02 +0000 UTC View Post
On our second evening at Nudefest we stayed up to be live on the Today Extra programme on Austrailia's Channel 9. It was a general chat about the event and naturism, but only lasted 5 minutes so didn't have time to say that much.
To be honest ...
2023-07-12 13:26:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Firstly apologies that we haven't been very active with the gaming lately - life gets very busy in the spring/summer! Even more so now that Helen has been promoted to the Executive Committee of British Naturism.
Last week was their flagship event of the year - 2023-07-12 13:03:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a short pan around the inside of our tent at British Naturism's Nudefest 2023.
2023-07-12 12:49:14 +0000 UTC View Post
A bit of a change from our regular format - no Helen! She was in Fuerteventura as of the making of this video, but our daughter was visiting too, so as she is a gamer herself she happily stood in. We played a new retrogame acquisition - Virtua Fighter 2. This was the first time I'd even put it in the console, so it needed rei...
2023-06-21 11:13:04 +0000 UTC View Post
