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Chapter 161 - The Hunt Begins

“Good evening, all you denizens of the planet Earth.  This is GNN and I’m your host, Brendan Baird, bringing you all the updates you need.  Tonight we’re here with breaking news: Bob the Faceless Minion!  Everyone around the world is discussing the article they received straight to their phones!  Yet...

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(Removed for KU) FM - Variant Story 4: The Adventures of Isekai Bob - The Dread Orc General

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(Removed for KU) FM - Variant Story 3.5 - The Rise of the Hero Princess

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Chapter 160 - Target Designated

Bob immediately called for evac.  It was not like the authorities were immediately going to move based on a some unknown article, but there was a problem.  Londyn knew enough about him to confirm a lot of the story, and with it out in public she wouldn’t be able to deny it to her Council.  Once that happened,...

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Chapter 159 - The Greatest Supervillain in the World

A man stood in front of a stone pillar, geometric patterns carved into it.  He placed his hand upon the pillar.  The patterns began to glow with light, pulsing faintly at first, then growing in strength.  The glow remained even as he pulled away.

He smiled.

Everything was ready.

He took out hi...

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Side Story 158.2 - All Things in Moderation

Bob was walking through Nemesis HQ one night when he passed by Elise’s rooms.


“Customary Post-Simulation Greeting: GG ez noob.  This unit recommends Chronolock repeat simulation training.”


Bob just shook his head, chuckling.  Seems like Elise was having fun again tonight.

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Side Story 158.1 - And Now For A Word From Our New Sponsors

There were many who thought the AVS’s negotiations with the UN spelled the dawn of a new era.  Where evil would be vanquished for good, not because it had been overcome, but because it had chosen to rest.  That the villains would hang up their capes and their superweapons and integrate into society, using their po...

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Chapter 158 - And Life Goes On...

Of course, all these events didn’t mean hero work was at an end.  The ILS was quite busy with their projects…but the average hero had very little to contribute to building spaceships, after all.  And not every villain or monster was affiliated with the AVS.  Even for those that were…well let’s just say ...

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Chapter 157 - Aftermath

Londyn stood in silence, wearing a black suit.  Captain Hot Devil, Aurora Legion, and the Nova Guardians stood beside her, similarly dressed save for the masks they wore to indicate their hero personas.  In fact, the whole crowd was dressed similarly.

Everyone was present.  Heads of state, chiefs of the m...

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Chapter 156 - Victory

The super returned to the Earth, slowly landing on the ground.  The glow faded from them as both Xiong Huang and the Earth withdrew their power.  The light around the tree began to fade, and the shield around the Earth faded from the sky.  Xiong Huang walked over to Bob with a big smile on her face.


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Chapter 155 - The Faceless Minion...in SPACE!

Xiong Huang rushed into the nearest warship and punched it straight on the bow.

The warship exploded.

Along with a dozen behind it.

The supers stood still, their eyes opened wide as a single girl began demolishing a fleet by hand.  Bob and Nemesis turned to face one another.  He shrugged as he bega...

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Chapter 154 - To Pierce the Heavens!

High Admiral Siendir frowned as he watched the readout.

What he saw…did not put a smile on his face.


“What is going on down there?!”


“Unidentified bogey intervened in the battle and wiped out the expeditionary force!”


“Bogey?  As in singular?!  Wha...

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Chapter 153 - For a Friend

High Admiral Siendir made a deep frown.

Three.  He had lost three disciples to these primitives.

Well, they WERE mere initiates.  But losing that many Vophae in a single fight against a primitive planet would be a stain on his record, a blemish that aspiring Vophae would now consider when deciding which ...

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Chapter 152 - Avenger

The pair stared at one another for a second longer, neither moving, both sizing up the other’s weapons.

Bob made the first move, once his AI had adjusted for the weapons in Captain Sildeth’s hands.

He leaned forward and vanished.


CLANG!


He reappeared in front of Captain Sildet...

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Chapter 151 - The Faceless Minion Fights

The back door of a grav-jet opened up.  Bob stepped forward and leapt out of the plane.  His suit’s grav-thrusters hummed to life and he shot towards his target.

A devastated mountain in the Himalayas.

Where a single alien sat on a rock.

The sound of metal striking rock rang out as Bob landed in ...

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Chapter 150 - The Faceless Minion Gears Up

Let’s turn back the clock…


Just before the Battle for Earth began, Bob was with Kanna and Klara at the Tanifuji Workshop.  He had given his orders, the plan was in motion.  The shield was holding, Londyn had gathered the Earth's defenders, and Nemesis and the AVS were on standby to provide reinf...

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Chapter 149 - A Hero's Duty

Master Elegant Katana stood in front of the young heroes.  He narrowed his eyes at his opponent.  The way she carried herself.  The speed at which she moved.  The chip on his katana from where he parried her strike.


He knew immediately.


This foe was beyond him.


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Chapter 148 - Defeat

The swordswoman dodged Arvid’s strike once again.  The primitive had great power…but that was irrelevant.  His wild fighting style and massive weapon meant he would never hit her.  She swung her blade to counterattack…


CLANG!


Kiyosuke appeared and deflected her attack onc...

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Chapter 147 - The Might of the Imperium

High Admiral Siendir rubbed his chin as he watched the feed of the battlefield.

For a primitive planet, they were putting up quite the resistance.  And to think this was after Captain Sildeth cleared the field.  The auxiliaries were taking an alarming amount of casualties for an engagement of this size and len...

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Chapter 146 - Destiny

The entire bar was silent.  Every eye was glued on the television hanging on the top of the wall, their drinks and food forgotten.

This was a battle for the fate of the entire world.

Many a journalist volunteered, no, demanded to be present.  No matter how much danger they would be in, how little protect...

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Chapter 145 - The Second Wave

Jets and drones fell from the sky, burning stars crashing into the ground.  Helicopters spun out of control before exploding into flames.  The burning husks of tanks littered the field as the remaining infantry tried to fall back and regroup.  The ocean itself seemed to burn as countless ships sank beneath the ...

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Chapter 144 - Earth's Mightiest Heroes...Left

When Londyn conferred with the generals and admirals of Earth’s militaries, they came up with a simple plan.

Modern militaries and heroes are somewhat incompatible.  To generalize the problem, modern militaries mostly focus on devastating their opponents at range with overwhelming firepower.  Heroes, by cont...

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Chapter 143 - The Battle for Earth Begins

High Admiral Siendir sat on his throne, watching as his fleet bombarded the shield.


“What’s the situation, lieutenant?”


A being of pure energy shot from one of the computer monitors, forming in front of him and bowing.


“No sign of the shield weakening, High Admiral! &...

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Chapter 142 - The Beacon is Lit! The Earth Calls for Aid!

Bob himself had moved, taking Saydaa with him on a grav-jet.  The pair had arrived at the former location of the Paraguana Refinery complex, a giant tree sitting where the refinery once stood.  The pair had landed on top of the tree and were standing on one of the branches.  Saydaa looked up at Bob.


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Character Glossary (End of Volume 3)

Author’s Note:

Ah sorry I totally forgot to post this after the last interlude.  Character Glossary as of the end of volume 3!

CHARACTER LIST

Arranged by affiliation, by order of first appearance within each category

Template:

-Character Name (First Appearance : Latest A...

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Chapter 141 - Declaration of War

“Good afternoon, all you denizens of the planet Earth. This is GNN and I’m your host, Brendan Baird, bringing you all the updates you need.  Today we have some tragic news.  An unknown assailant attacked Tokyo earlier today, engaging the three shinobi known as the Three Hopes of Japan.  The three have not b...

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Chapter 140 - The Battle of the Strongest

Xiong Huang exhaled her breath as she floated down from the sky, landing on the very tip of Mount Everest.  Her journey back from the heavens was complete.  She stopped and took another breath.


Ok.


Just another breath.


And then she’d go see…him.


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Chapter 139 - Hunting the Monsters

Alarms rang throughout EL Bank.  Countless guards lay unmoving around demolished furniture and shattered walls.

Lady Diamond Hornet grunted once and then fell back into the ruins of a wall, no longer conscious.

Ivan lay against one of the walls, a broken tesla cannon sparking next to him.

And past the s...

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Chapter 138 - Aiming for the King

A massive beam of light cut through the sky, steam hissing where it impacted the ocean.  A sleek, furred body danced among the waves, twisting and turning to avoid the beam.  The figure breached the waves and spun about, tossing a paw out.

Blue runes appeared in the air and dropped into the ocean, bright stars...

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Interlude 137.8 - The Hero's Tale

A man stood in a snowy forest.  He gazed down upon the bloody corpse in front of him, the blood dripping from his mighty blade.  He looked into the eyes of the fallen warrior.

It was his brother.

And he had slain him.

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