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"Hurry up, before the sergeant finds us."

"Oh, we have all the time in the world."

*Francis almost bends the roof of the pickup truck*

"John? What the fuck are you doing to me?"

The whole building shakes when he's walking

LEGS!

Will this be enough for "World Biggest Biceps?"

Maybe he should go back and do another set and get some more juice too. 

New Technique!

Today I learned a lot about morphing gifs while the camera in the source material is moving. You probably haven't noticed this before but all gifs I morph have a still camera. There's no movement in it because it gets complicated if things start to move. I finally found the time and the patience to tackle that p...

He's pumped for more!

Pro Tip #2

There's no such thing as "too big"

Never stop

He's pumping up huge!

We are all waiting for the rrriiiiiiiip!

Flex out of that shirt, big boy!

Pro Tip

If your own chest is in the way you can train each pec by its own. 

But keep in mind that you need an extra large shirt!

Noodles and Beef Appreciation

Dylan truly is a mountain of a man. A true muscle bull. 

Here you can see him floating in a water tank — Getting bigger, minute by minute.

Noodles and Beef Appreciation

Part Deux

*Grooowl* — Part 10

I really thought I would reach my 550 pounds goal in mid-January or even later but…well. 

Christmas—the time of big meals—isn't even here yet but I already broke the 550 pounds mark a week ago. I'm so proud of myself! My boyfriend is proud too. He can't even keep his hands away from me. 

In the photo, you...

Off-Season treated him well

… very well. Look at those arms, look at those pecs. He's got shelve status. 

💨

Pumped as fuck

Hiatus has begun 🎄

All right guys, it's time for my little pause. As you can see I posted a few last things for the month of November. I won't post anything in December — except for Christmas, of course. You all deserve presents. 

And because Patreon payment can be a bit confusing from time to time here is anot...

Sick Pump

Oh wow … he's hardly able to move 🤤

"Let Me Guess…

… this is more protein powder for me? God job, boy."

I Know Why They're Together

*Grooowl* — Part 9

This picture was taken two days after Thanks Giving and as you can see I was still stuffed without a sign of swelling back to my previous size. If I had to guess I would say I gained ten pounds by that dinner alone, but who knows? Our bathroom scale broke last week and ever since everything has just been a guessing game to me an...

Wider

The hormones were kicking in finally. Time to undress before it was too late.

No Way You Can Hide That, Big Boy

A Wish Come True

He lay in bed, the night before the big game, and mumbled: "I wish I was bigger. I wish I was bigger. I wish I was bigger." Then he drifted off into a deep slumber. 

The next morning he woke up and felt like a completely different person. He put on his outfit for the big match but something felt off. He almost fainted aft...

Bottom up, Big Boy

U need to grow!

Off-Season

When you can't find an end … Time for some cardio fatty.

Off-Season

Off-Season is working pretty well for him! 💪🏼

19''

This is how you can wear 19 inches the "subtle" way. There's just not enough space for it in the pouch so you have to improvise. 

Some Day You Will Be Too Big To Train

But Today Isn't The Day

There's No Way To Hide That Package

Battle Of The Beasts

Chug! Chug!

Two gallons of milk per day is his minimum.