Neil Kohney

Early comic - “just wanna dance”

June 2025 Q&A: the Qs

Ask your questions (draw requests, whatever) and I’ll draw up the answers to be posted next Monday!

Early comic - “unexpected”

yooooooo look, new short comic just dropped.

And if you hate short comics and love long comics, don’t even worry about it. Right now, we’re just planning on dropping these little bad boys between our regular long-ass weekly bad boys.

Early comic - “Fresh cat”

FIGHT TIME 9

The winning pick: “Chuck colours the rest of his health bar black, meaning he is legally considered dead, and free from all child payment obligations.”

So with Chuck the Deathstroyer being legally declared dead, the Milk Twins are legally declared the winner!

And so ends our first round of fight time. But don...

Time for big time wallpaper time

Early comic - “Captain Dogwalker”

FIGHT TIME 8

Last time’s winning suggestion - The fight continues in a courthouse. Both lawyers are ripped.

So what next??

You guys suggest what the fighters should do next in the comments (one fighter per comment, please. Make as many comments as you want. Like as many comments as you want, including your own).

Then I...

May 2025 patreon exclusive #2

May 2025 patreon exclusive comic BONUS EXTRA WOOHOO

May 2025 patreon exclusive #1

Early comic -“Meet Febrah”

May 2025 Q&A: the As

Some oooooold comics

This is a selection of comics from when I was 14-15ish years old. I don’t remember exactly, but I think the “Ok” under some of them means I thought they were good ones. But that toast one is a banger, so I don’t know what the fuck I was thinking

May 2025 Q&A: the Qs

Ask your questions (draw requests, whatever) and I’ll draw up the answers to be posted next Monday!

Early comic - “What is wet”

Phone… AND desktop wallpapers??

In this economy???? Including some of those tasty Lock Screen/Home Screen wallpaper sets. And some wallpapers that would work as video call backgrounds, cause some people have asked for those too

Early comic - “Handshake”

Early comic - “Homemade gift”

FIGHT TIME 7

Last time’s winning suggestion - MILK IS THICKER THAN BLOOD TURBO TAG TEAM TACKLE. The milk twins use "Unpaid Child Support" it's super effective!

So what next??

You guys suggest what the fighters should do next in the comments (one fighter per comment, please. Make as many comments as you want. Like as many com...

April 2025 Patreon exclusive #2

April 2025 Patreon exclusive comic #1 “dead fish”

Early release - “Big book”

Hey! Quick lil update. You know how I went on that bachelor party weekend a couple weeks ago? Well the wedding to remove that bachelor from society is in a few weeks AND out of town. So we’re making a little vacation out of it, and subsequently there’ll be a LITTLE less patreon stuff than usual in early May. Just a heads ...

FIGHT TIME 6

Last time’s winning suggestion - Chuck pulls out a DNA test for the milk twins that shows they have different mothers, but that he is both of their fathers, sending them into an existential tailspin

So what next??

You guys suggest what the fighters should do next in the comments (one fighter per comment, please....

April 2025 Q&A: the As

Early comic - “Happy Easter”

April 2025 Q&A: the Qs

Ask your questions (draw requests, whatever) and I’ll draw up the answers to be posted next Monday!

FIGHT TIME 5

Last time’s winning suggestion - Big milk twin grabs the life bar and wield it like a hammer with the little milk twin still stuck on the other end.

So what next??

You guys suggest what the fighters should do next in the comments (one fighter per comment, please. Make as many comments as you want. Like as many c...

some flip book wallpapers

A friendly fella over on Reddit called MixSaffron suggested that I do some wallpaper sets, with one for Home Screen and one for Lock Screen, that work together as a little animation when unlocking the phone. And I thought that was a great idea. Sooooooooo there ya go!

And let me know if you all wanna see more of these,...

Some refreshed oldies

Here’s a batch of oldies that have been recently refreshed and recolored. Enjoy!