
The results of the first round of Poxco Regional Wrestling's Wrestle-By-Mail Wrestlaclysm are in! We, two men running a comedy website in the year 2020, formed a wrestle-by-mail game company where readers could create their own grapp...
2020-09-22 12:01:16 +0000 UTC
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I'm pretty pissed I spent over thirty years unaware that I could get psychic powers for the same price as endless shrimp at Red Lobster. That's right, for just $15.99, you could own a real VHS tape that will teach you how to be psych...
2020-09-21 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Things are getting dire in the streaming era. Nearly everyone has their own streaming service. I do. Itβs called Brok and so far I only have the rights to rebroadcast a Slovakian public access documentary about tainted wells and ev...
2020-09-18 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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For centuries, romantic couples knew only eight "insanely creative ways to show love." Finally, decades after fuck scholars had given up, Grace Edwards published CRAZY LOVE which promised "More Than 200 Insanely Creative Ways to Show...
2020-09-17 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to rescue every monkey that knew how to flip someone off. It succeeded in two...
2020-09-16 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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When we last left Cody, flying Sky Marshal of the Universe, he had taken a bothersome shoulder bonk and was tumbling off a cliff to his certain death!
How is flying Cody, the flying Commando of the skies going to get out of thi...
2020-09-15 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to buy a company hovercraft. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getti...
2020-09-14 12:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Have you ever wanted to visit Cleveland, Georgia? Probably not because you know someplace is shitty when itβs not even the ...
2020-09-11 15:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few th...
2020-09-10 15:01:00 +0000 UTC
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In the 1950s, it was pretty normal for a superhero to be some guy with a rocket pack. One of those superheroes was known as <...
2020-09-09 15:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few th...
2020-09-08 15:01:00 +0000 UTC
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This book is called How to Catch Fairies which you might think to mean something like "how to find the magic inside ...
2020-09-07 15:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to ...
2020-09-04 15:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hi, readers of 1900HOTDOG! It's Fucking Day, so let's share the most erotic of activities: the board game. "What a sar...
2020-09-03 15:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi, Iβm Robert Brockway from the Internet. You may know me from my time at Cracked.com, an affiliate store website that also once publis...
2020-09-02 15:01:00 +0000 UTC
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There was once a man named Bruce Tegner who spent the '70s writing the same martial arts book over and over and over then...
2020-09-01 15:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Greetings Hot Dogs, please light the SOMBER INTROSPECTION AND GENITAL ENLARGEMENT incense that I know you all bought from the Olde 190...
2020-08-31 15:01:01 +0000 UTC
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In 1980, Archie Comics Group published Archie #298 of the Archie Series, and I am here 40 years later to make the case for it being the cr...
2020-08-28 15:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Video games are just a normal thing people do now in between pornography and sleep, and itβs great. But Gamers, as a culture, are still ...
2020-08-27 15:00:04 +0000 UTC
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In 1977, the Super Friends introduced brother and sister teen aliens who had the ill-defined ability to transform into an...
2020-08-26 15:01:02 +0000 UTC
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There are exactly two categories of human on this earth: Those who can recite most of the 1986 Sylvester Stallone film Cobra by h...
2020-08-25 15:00:03 +0000 UTC
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First of all: WOW. Thank you for supporting 1-900-Hot-Dog! When Robert and Sean launched this thing... I gotta admit, I thought itβd fai...
2020-08-24 15:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Brockway: The 1980s and β90s were periods of rapid, tumultuous societal change. There was really only one unifying thre...
2020-08-21 15:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Brockway: Oh shit, itβs Podcasting Day! Because there are new podcast episodes right here! Thatβs right, plural! Here...
2020-08-20 15:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby: Rumble in the Bronx follows the classic 10-Act Jackie Chan film structure (see below), and ...
2020-08-19 15:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby: Rumble in the Bronx follows the classic 10-Act Jackie Chan film structure (see below), and ...
2020-08-18 15:01:02 +0000 UTC
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There was once a hugely successful martial arts actor known in Asia for his daring, creative stunts. After a dozen hit kung fu films this ...
2020-08-17 15:01:04 +0000 UTC
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Anthropologists believe the very first joke was invented some two million years ago, when a Homo habilis held an oversized elonga...
2020-08-14 15:00:05 +0000 UTC
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You know those anime games about collecting and sort of phantom-banging schoolgirls? Th-
2020-08-13 15:00:05 +0000 UTC
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What is comedy? Is there a learnable architecture to making others laugh? Yes, of course. Comedy is one thing to all people: elements of t...
2020-08-12 15:00:04 +0000 UTC
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