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Fucking Day: The ecstasy of loving God 🌭

"Get thee inside Me, saideth the Lord," I typed after at least 60 different versions of the same exact thing. Hi, I'm Seanbaby from the In...

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Nerding Day: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Coming Out of Their Shells

Perhaps, you, like I, have made the mistake of thinking there isn't a huge adult Ninja Turtles fandom. Ninja Turtles are fun when your bra...

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Teamworking Day: 1-900-HOT-DOG's One Year Anniversary Special! 🌭

Brockway: Hello and welcome to a Very Special Team Reflecting Day: It’s 1-900-πŸŒ­β€™s one year anniversary! Sean and I...

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Extra Wiener - David Bell Enters the Wiener Games 🌭

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Bonus podcast link for Patrons.Β 

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Podcasting Day: The Worst Movie You Love, with David Bell 🌭

You have used your eyes to ingest far more than the FDA mandated Maximum Ocular Hot Dog Intake (2 franks/day). Let’s give them a break a...

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Podcasting Day: Let's All Attack Daniel O'Brien! 🌭

Today, the Dogg Zzone 9000 welcomes our old friend Daniel "Hot Dan the Mustard Man" O'Brien, the emmy-award winning writer from Last W...

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Extra Wiener - Pizza Buddies Watch Super Friends, Episode 3 🌭

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Three Pizza Buddies watch Super Friends! With Daniel O'Brien!

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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Heathcliffs, Cocktails, and Hot Dans Ahoy! 🌭

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard it causes problems in our personal and prof...

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Nerding Day: Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers - The Official Fan Club Video 🌭

The Power Rangers Mailed Me A VHS Tape That Gaslit And Exploited Me. Hi, for your sake, I hope you’ve never heard of View Post

Punching Day: Malibu Comics' Street Fighter - The Comic 🌭

Malibu Comics had all the quality control and undeserved tragedy of a child sweatshop but without the child part or the undeserved part. I...

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Learning Day: BEEZBO! 🌭

We are about to go on "an adventure in learning manners." It's an absurd chain of contradictory words no sane person would put together, b...

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Upsetting Day: The 13 Crappiest Demons 🌭

Demons are terrifying. They’re the beating heart of evil manifested on Earth. They’re fucking awesome. Without demons what would our h...

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Teamworking Day: Cocktails 🌭

Cocktails is the trailer for a show that was never made because this world is an unceasing tragic parade of missed opportunities ...

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Podcasting Day: Ready Player Two with Michael Swaim 🌭

It’s Podcasting Day again, and I hope you all have your pods ready for casting. Imagine if you didn’t. Imagine if you weren’t prepar...

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Punching Day: Fight Back! 🌭

There is a wide spectrum of philosophies when it comes to self-defense books. Some suggest obliterating the bones and organs of your attac...

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Learning Day: A Dream Called Bird Murder Island 🌭

How many guns do you think should be in a Walt Disney World Tourism video? Is it none guns? Or is it this many guns?

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Upsetting Day: Satanic Ritual Abuse - A Therapist's Handbook 🌭

We explore a lot of esoteric things here on 1-900-🌭, but today I'm going to talk about a book everyone can relate to-- a guidebook spec...

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Fucking Day: The Extremely Horny Trading Cards of Star Trek 🌭

As we all know, Star Trek is the horniest show ever to exist. Yes, there was once a show on HBO where the entire premise was this...

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Reflecting Day: Hot Dan the Mustard Man 🌭

Eleven months ago, we launched 1-900-🌭 into a media space destroyed by unchecked digital capitalism during an era of political treacher...

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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Stickiest Fortnight 🌭

It’s Hot Dog Appreciation Day, where we take a few moments away from furiously hunting down psychic karate masters to m...

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Podcasting Day: Explaining Heathcliff with Fryda Wolff 🌭

It's the Dogg Zzone 9000 Episode Nine! It's the day 2021-02-08 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener - Episode 2, Cocktails 🌭

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Patreon links for the bonus podcast. 

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Podcasting Day: The Romantic Photon Dungeon for Hunks 🌭

Happy very special Podcasting Day to you, our podcastees. And it’s a big one: as of today, The Dogg Zzone 9000 is going weekly!...

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Fucking Day: 60 Sexy spells of seduction 🌭

I'm going to start this article with the same phrase Bill Cosby whispers into his cellmate's ear every night: "If magic was real, you'd us...

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Nerding Day: Misty - Horror Comics for Girls 🌭

Misty: Horror Comics for Girls was exactly what it sounds like, but not the way you think. They were not β€œfor girls” in the s...

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Punching Day: The Official WWF Merchandise Catalog 🌭

Are you ready for the most Official wrestling products from 30 years ago, brother!?

2021-02-02 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids 🌭

35 years ago, David Seeger wrote a rap with up to four rhymes about karate and the terrible things it does to your body. It was a bit tone...

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Upsetting Day: Poopsie Slime Surprise 🌭

To explain to you what Poopsie Slime Surprise is would require me to understand them, and I can't even pretend to do that. For some reason...

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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Do the Bisexual Bob 🌭

It’s Hot Dog Appreciation Day again, and we have plenty of hot dogs to appreciate. Slowly, sensually appreciate while making ha...

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Nerding Day: Wonder Woman 1984 Handsome Man Trading Cards 🌭

Earlier last year, the producers of Wonder Woman 1984 came to me and said, "Internet's Seanbaby, please design trading cards for ...

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