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Seductive Magic Ch. 6

Sunday evening saw Harry cuddled up on the sofa with Fleur and Nym. 

They had spent most of Saturday helping Harry get used to vibratus mentula. It had been a bit strange, a mix of sex for pleasure and sex as work, but it had ended up being quite enjoyable all the same. Harry had decided to only...

Love and Monster Ch. 13

“Want a bite?” Lavender held her sandwich out to the others, who begged off. Undeterred, she held it out to Katie, who smiled politely while shaking her head. “I think I'm full, sorry.”

“Is it the fish?” She asked before extending her tendrils outwards once more and sucking out just a few more nutrien...

A Riddle to be Solved Ch. 14

Cleopatra lay on the floor, the torchlight flickering in and out of view as the asp slithered away, having fulfilled its role and choosing to exit stage left as the final moments of this great drama played out.

Blood was leaking from the wound in her arm as Cleopatra took short, shallow breaths. Her body felt numb, her ...

Harry Potter and the Methods of Irrationality Ch. 3

I changed the title. This was actually the original title i thought up but I wasn't sure if I wanted to lean into MoR so hard (which I've never actually read, funnily enough.). But I like this title better so I'm going with it.

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Hannah tugged at the door to the stall, but it would not budge...

Harry/Lily One-Shot

“Moony! You grew your hair out?”

Remus smiled as he finally spotted Sirius and Peter on the platform. He waved at them, brushing back some locks of his sandy brown hair that had fallen over his face.

“It seems I wasn't the only one.” Remus said as he glanced pointedly at Sirius’ dark curly hair, which no...

June Poll: Smut Smut Smut

This month's poll is going to be pure smut. Next month, I might try for something more on the fluffy side OR more crossovers.

Hazbin Hotel X-over Ch. 4

“These are our well manicured grounds, kept in tip top shape by our friendly groundspeeker, Calvin Malfoy.”

Professor Birch smiled at a stocky man with shoulder length brown hair and a five o clock shadow, who waved back at them all as he levitated some felled branches over to the edge of the forest.

“Malfoy...

Seductive Magic Ch. 5

Harry peeked his head in through the door. Grimmauld's place was dark and quiet. Fleur and Nym knew to expect him, but he wouldn't be surprised if the two minxes were just waiting out in his room. The tranquil atmosphere was a good indication that Sirius was out, though, which he was glad for. Not that he didn't love spending...

A Riddle To be Solved Ch. 13: Day of Reckoning

Harry James Potter sat behind his desk at the office of the head auror. His office.

He was swamped with paperwork. Ever since he'd taken this job, he'd become a glorified desk jockey. Expense reports, incident reports, departmental memos, invitations to some stuffy ministry function, leave requests and everything else u...

Love and Monster Ch. 12

I just now realized that I swapped Fabian Prewett out for Gideon halfway through the fic, and isn't that embarassing. I've fixed it for this chapter and the last one, but the others will take a bit more since I'm doing this on mobile (working on getting a desktop)

“That light's far t...

Bonds of Servitude Ch. 21

With a plop and a wet smack, Astoria's lips popped off of Harry's turgid cockhead. The youngest Greengrass had struggled to wrap her lips around the head and part of its length, and her jaw was left sore from just a minute or so of work, but she was quite proud, and she turned to look at her fellow firsties like a well-studie...

Methodless Madness Ch. 2 (Scientist!Harry.)

I've also considered naming this one "Harry Potter and the Methods of Irrationality" but I don't know if that's leaning too far into it. Either way, here's chapter 2.

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Daphne sipped her tea at breakfast. She felt perfectly fine, only slightly affected by her late night expedit...

Hazbin Hotel Xover Ch. 3

No smut this chapter, but, it'll be back next time around. Hope you guys enjoy

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There was something about being woken up by a phone ringing that was different from being woken up by an alarm. They were both sudden noises blaring out from a phone, but the ringtone didn't carry with it the sa...

Seductive Magic Ch. 4

The Slytherin common room was nearly deserted, with only a scant few stragglers that were desperately trying to finish essays before their first morning class the next day. The sixth years headed out for astronomy and wouldn't be back for a few hours. Daphne waited patiently, sitting cross-legged on the biggest, cushiest sofa...

Love and Monster Ch. 11: Winter Vortex

I had an okayish outline for this chapter, and then this random concept hit me right as I was about to start writing and i liked it way more. Hope you guys enjoy it.

Stillness.

The forest was quiet as a crypt, and that extended over to the small sliver of land that belonged to the H...

Bonds of Servitude Ch. 20

Chapters might be coming in slightly late this month as I'm in the process of moving. I'm done with the bulk of it, so this next week I should have more time to write.

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“Black.”

“Bones.” 

Bellatrix and and Amelia shared curt nods. Narcissa, not...

Gamer Harry one-shot

“Avada Kedavra!”

“Expelliarmus!”

Time froze in that moment as the sickly green light of the Dark Lord's curse clashed with one of the most basic of dueling spells. All logics of magic dictated that the killing curse would overwhelm the simple disarming spell. It should engulf it, s...

One Big Happy Weasley Epilogue

Just to temper expectations here: this is a short epilogue to the story, around 2k words.

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It was the season for giving, the season for joy and cheer and general merriment.

While many students had stayed at Hogwarts due to the tournament, Harry's daughters had ridden the t...

Mad Scientist Harry

Hope you guys enjoy. Ended up being more of a first chapter than a one-shot. Might keep it going if people like it. No smut right now, and it might stay that way.

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At age fifteen, Daphne Greengrass had a pretty good idea of how her life was going to turn out. 

She sat in a...

Harry Potter x Hazbin Hotel Ch. 2

Harry made sure to lather up his hair as much as possible. He had leaned into what he'd redubbed the ‘rockstar’ look, and that meant keeping his hair longer than what he'd been accustomed to in life. The last time he could recall wearing his hair this long had been during his fourth year, when everyone had shared t...

Dueling Break

Dueling hearts is going to take a break. I need a bit of time away from the fic and the weekly grind of posting a new chapter. For now, lets say the break will be until may, though it might extend past that. I understand if anyone who subs for dueling hearts specifically might want to unsub, and I hope you'll come back when t...

Seductive Magic Ch. 3

Couple of things: no laptop is kinda sucking, because all my italized/bolded words from google docs get lost in the shuffle. I just remembered to bold one thing this time round.

Also, originally the names of the techniques were either going to all be latin or ancient languages that were around circa the 900s or w...

Love and Monster Ch. 10

“Hermione, could I have a moment?”

The Gryffindors were heading down for breakfast. Hermione had been keeping her head down, lost in her own world, when Draco's voice snapped her out of it.

“S-Sure.”

She cursed her nerves. She hadn't been doing anything wrong, and it wasn't like Draco knew anyways. ...

Dueling Hearts ch. 37

Harry took deep breaths as he came down from his cloud of pure bliss. As he slipped out of Fleur, he could see a satisfied smile on the girl's face.

“What the fuck just happened?” Bellatrix groaned, trying to collect herself as they all began to extricate themselves from the pile of flesh they'd devolved into.

A Riddle To Be Solved Ch. 12

Harry and Emily stepped out of the Leaky Cauldron and back onto the cobblestone streets of Diagon Alley.

The streets that had once been bustling with movement were now dead silent and completely empty. Only a single sound was echoing throughout, and it was the clicking of slowly approaching boots.

A threstal was p...

Bonds of Servitude Ch. 19

Narcissa found herself tumbling into bed. Harry's lips were firmly attached to hers, and his hands were roaming wildly all over her body.

Around them, the others were beginning to undress as the sheer euphoria of the moment sank in. Tom had opted to remain outside of the villa, knowing how quickly things could go off th...

Invincible/DBZ one-Shot (Trunks/Anissa)

THERE'S NO HARRY IN THIS FIC.

I know this won't be everyone's cup of tea, since its not HP related at all, but I just got caught up on Invincible the other day. Show is kinda mid but I enjoy the setting, and when Anissa showed up that last episode I knew I had to do something with her.

This is a DBZ...

Dueling Hearts Ch. 36

I don't think this will affect things much, but my laptop just died and I wont be getting one for a little bit, so I'll be posting stuff on mobile for the foreseeable future. Biggest impact will probably be that I won't be able to bold/format stuff as easily and won't have the patreon spell-check (which is way better than goo...

Seductive Magic (Harry and DA Girls) Ch. 2

Might change the title. I like Sexus Magicae but there's another recent fic with that title so lets stay with this for now. Anyways, hope you guys enjoy.

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“Enter.”

The blonde kept her back straight and her expression neutral, even if her stomach was doing ...

One Big Happy Weasley Family Ch. 7

So, this turned out way longer than I thought. I was beginning to work on a final scene when I realized I was just going to rush through it and not flesh it out properly. And so, lets just go with this: This is the final chapter of this fic, but I will also post an epilogue that'll probably be shorter (2-4k words pro...