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The Official [PRE-POSTSHOW] Episode 35.5: American Psychos

Howdy guys,

Here's 30 minutes of four losers talking. We fulfilled our contractual obligation, and we love you for it.

I'll answer and reply to any messages below. 

Love,

Jackson

[EARLY ACCESS] Episode 35: Answering More Questions

We answer questions, talk about anime, conventions, sheets, and Joe Rogan. Please call us, Joe.

Edit: In my sleep deprived state I apparently left in our clap sync, my bad. 

- Kaya

The Official [PRE-POSTSHOW] Episode 34.5: Two Aussies Take Turns Leaking

Howdy friends and family,

In this little slice of Official, we talk a bit about intrusive advertisements, viruses, the HBO leaks and more -- all with the help of Ross O'Donovan from Game Grumps. He's a swell guy.

Love,

Jackson

[EARLY ACCESS] Episode 34: With RubberNinja

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The Official [PRE-POSTSHOW] Episode 33.5: The Oregon Journals Part 2

Hey gang,

Here's the rest of the journals, recovered from the scene of the crime. We're still piecing together the clues, but we're fairly confident Andrew is guilty of something. But what?

Love,

Jackson

[EARLY ACCESS] Episode 33: With Vinny Vinesauce

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ANNOUNCING EARLIER EARLY ACCESS

Hey folks,

Jackson here with some sexy information for ya'll. I'm excited to announce that starting this week with Episode 33, $15+ patrons will be getting episodes even earlier than they did before.

Back in the old days, you used to get the episode a mere 24 hours before everyone else (on Wednesday at 9pm EST). Yes. 24 ...

The Official [PRE-POSTSHOW] Episode 32.5: The Oregon Journals

Howdy folks,

A neat little 30 minute slice of content coming your way. We talk Baby Driver and Andrew's journey to Oregon in this adventure. Neato.

Love,

Jackson

[EARLY ACCESS] Episode 32: Frequently Asked Questions

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The Official [PRE-POSTSHOW] Episode 31.5: Entertainment News Weekly

Howdy folks,

Here's a little pre-postshow with some saucy details straight from Hollywood. 

Thanks for your support,

Jackson

Ask Us Anything!

Hey guys, we'll be doing a segment in an upcoming episode addressing some of the most frequent questions we get; so now's the time to get yours in.

I know this usually involves lots of jokes and memes, but we'll be answering anything serious you'd like to know as well. If you'd rather do this privately you can message us ...

[EARLY ACCESS] Episode 31: With Michael Swain

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The Official [PRE-POSTSHOW] Episode 30.5: Game Clans & Bans

Hey guys,

I'm not in this episode. Thanks for the support. 

Love,

Jackson

[EARLY ACCESS] Episode 30: With Hellbent

Hey guys,

Sorry about the delay on this week's Early Access. We had a slight hiccup with recording and files this week that seriously delayed the production of this episode. Fun fact! We recorded two episodes this week, the first episode's audio had some serious issues that we didn't discover until yesterday so we h...

The Official [POSTSHOW] Episode 29.5: CumTires

Hey folks,

A sexy little postshow episode for you. We talk about coffee cum and necklacing. It's a pretty fucked up episode, actually. Don't cum in other people's coffees.

Love,

Jackson

[EARLY ACCESS] Episode 29: The Magic of Cartoons

Howdy friends and family, 

Hope this week has treated you all well. This week, we have a nice and tight little episode for you all with some fun discussions and little segments involving the messages sent in by some of you guys! Let us know what you think below!

Love,
Jackson

The Official [POSTSHOW] Episode 28.5: Dracura Returns

Hey guys, 

Here's another Postshow recorded just for you. Please send all complaints to Andrew.

Love,

Jackson

[EARLY ACCESS] Episode 28: With JackSepticEye Part 2

How's it goin bros,

Shit. Wrong dude. Well, you know what. You're here anyway, you may as well enjoy an Early Access Episode of the podcast nice and early. Hope ya'll enjoy it. 

Love,

Jackson

The Official [POSTSHOW] Episode 27.5: The Spookycast

Hey guys, it's Kaya. We're sorry about being late with this one, we had some unforeseen family stuff come up. But we hope you enjoy our talk about horror movies.

Don't forget to let us know your favorite ones.

[EARLY ACCESS] Episode 27: Official E3 2017 Commentary

Skyrim,

Boy, howdy, don't we have the Skyrim product for you today? Never before have you seen, heard or smelled Skyrim like this before. It's the Skyrim you've known and loved but this time, we managed to cram 25% more Skyrim in. That's a lot of Skyrim and the Skyrim revitalisation team couldn't be more happy to let you buy m...

The Official [POSTSHOW] Episode 26.5: With PsychicPebbles

Hey guys,

Here's a nice little slice of warm postshow for you all, with guest star PsychicPebbles coming back for round 2. Hope you enjoy it and thanks for your continuous support! If you have any feedback or suggestions about the patreon, feel free to message us or leave a comment! We appreciate anything and everything you gu...

[EARLY ACCESS] Episode 26: With PsychicPebbles

Hey fellas, 

How's it going? Here's a nice juicy episode of The Official Podcast straight out of the oven, with special guest PsychicPebbles! P.S, there a lot of links down below to videos referenced around the end of the podcast, so peruse them at your own leisure (some may be NSFW). 

Love, 

Jackson...

The Official [POSTSHOW] Episode 25.5: The Official Pre Drunk Show

HEy GUyz,

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Here's the escalator video. 

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[EARLY ACCESS] Episode 25: The Official Drunkcast

Hey party people,

A very special podcast coming straight out of early access for you all. We all get drunk (we were a bit tipsy even at the start of the recording because we were drinking during the postcast recording). 

I hope you enjoy the episode as much as we did! Thank you for all the support through 25 episode...

The Official [POSTSHOW] Episode 24.5: Animal Super Powers

Howdy boys and girls, 

Hope everyone enjoyed yesterdays episode and, furthermore, I hope you all enjoy this little slice of Official. Alex returns yet again to host 25 more minutes and he sends his regards.

Jackson

The Official [EARLY ACCESS] Episode 24: With I Hate Everything

Howdy Officialisers,

How's everyone been over the past week? We're coming at you live with new technological improvements that let us turn host microphones back on. We hope Alex's voice made it into the final product unscathed. Let us know if it didn't. He misses being heard.

Love from,

Jackson

The Official [POSTSHOW] Episode 23.5: Officialbots, Roll out!

Howdy folks,

A short episode this week because we had a few obligations we had to meet, so time was a bit constrained. Hope you don't mind, and we hope you enjoy our analytical piece on the state of Cybertron.

Love from,

Jackson

[EARLY ACCESS] Episode #23: Avenger of the Opera

Stay vigilant, avengers!

[POSTSHOW] Episode #22.5: xXx with Cry

Hey guys and girls,

This week Cryaotic joins us on the official postshow couch and we get nice and dirty for you all. Enjoy the sounds of five men talking over eachother and getting nice and heated over audiences clapping at the end of movies.

Please clap,

Jackson

[EARLY ACCESS] Episode #22 With Cryaotic

Oh, golly!

Another early episode of The Official Podcast, just for you. This time with special guest Chaotic Monki, or Cryaotic. Let us know what you think!

Thanks for the support,

Jackson