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Bonus #3: Pitfalls of Dating

Hey folks, today we've got a pretty decent humdinger for ya. You all have clamored for more dating stories and we're here to say "Ok fine, fucking Jesus here's your dating stories you assholes. Leave us the fuck alone with this shit oh god it just never ends with you people. You're like vermin. Disgusting vermin with one track m...

Early Access #66 - Boogie2988

Kaya here, helping you start your Tuesday the right way. Let me know if there's any issues with the audio.

Chapters:

1:02 - Who Are Boogie and Mario

6:22 - Sex Bots and Immortality

10:05 - Juicero

13:52 - Hubble

17:33 - Boogie's Weightloss

28:06 - Blue Apron

3...

Early Access #65 - Sword Fighting

It's Kaya, and here's your earlier than usual access. We talked about firing one another, epic pranks, and our gayest experiences.

Chapters:

0:56 - Andrew's Dream Studio

3:37 - Useless Money

6:46 - Clone Complaints

19:10 - Kaya's Pranks

27:23 - Poker Face

33:29 - ...

Bonus #2: Headline Quiz Show

Hello ladies and not-so-ladies, Andrew here, bringing you the second bonus episode for February. Cutting it a bit close here seeing as we're only 12 hours from March in my time zone, but things got a bit hectic for me so I wasn't able to get this out a few days ago like I had planned.

This is normally where whoever uploads the...

The Official [EARLY ACCESS] Episode 64: With Noah Munck

Hey guys, 

I've got a migraine at the moment so I'll edit this post with the thumbnail tomorrow when I wake up, but here's the episode nice and early!

Enjoy,

Jackson 

The Official [EARLY ACCESS] Episode 63: We Clone Ourselves?

Hey everyone,

Here's a nice chunky early access for you all. We talk about philosophy, fair warning, it gets pretty deep and thought provoking.

Just kidding, we talk about jacking off. 

Love,

Jackson

The Official [EARLY ACCESS] Episode 62: Ancient Shitposting

Hey everyone,

Hope you all have a fantastic Valentine's day, whether it be with a special someone or by yourselves. If it's the latter, just remember that I love you and I hope this episode fills any kind of holes you may be feeling. Later on, I'll fill the others if there's any left. 

Love,

Jackson

The Official [EARLY ACCESS] Episode 61: With Ray Narvaez Jr Part 2

Howdy folks,

Here's episode 61 for you all. As with the bonus episode posted earlier today, there was an issue with my microphone for this recording. My apologies, but it was a random issue that I couldn't fix during the recording(s) and couldn't completely remove after the recording(s). The issue has been fixed now, though, a...

Bonus #1: Hitman Tarantino

Hey folks, Andrew here, and I've been put in charge of editing our bonus episodes. So here I am, presenting to you our very first one. 

Unfortunately, one of your illustrious hosts (not naming names (it was Jackson)) had his microphone gain set too high when we recorded. So he's got a bit of background noise and audio dis...

The Official Final [POSTSHOW]: Patreon Changes and Reruns

Hey everyone, 

Here's the final postshow, at least for the time being. As with all Patreon changes, we're open to  anything and would love to hear EVERYONE'S feedback no matter your opinion. 

It took a lot of deliberation, but we felt that these changes make the most sense for us. If we see open communicat...

Changes to $1 and $5 Rewards

Hey guys,

A quick heads-up, as Patreon just started billing. We'll be switching up some of the rewards for the $1 and $5 tiers. It's mainly about getting rid of the Postshows that we believe are a bit tepid, and replacing them with full-length episodes on the $5 tier.

Here are the changes:

$1

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The Official [EARLY ACCESS] Episode 60: With H3H3 Productions

Five close man friends gather around to disclose personal secrets.

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The Official [EARLY ACCESS] Episode 59: The Official Island

Four close man friends gather around to conquer islands.

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The Official [POSTSHOW] Episode 58.5: Paddington is too Cute

Howdy postshow watchers,

What're your thoughts on Paddington? Is he just too cute? Also, we might be swapping how rewards work on patreon soon. We're thinking about doing hour long additional episodes on patreon two times a month for $5 patrons, instead of doing 20 minute long postshows 4 times a month for $1 viewers.

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The Official [EARLY ACCESS] Episode 58: With Egoraptor

Hey guys,

Here's the Early Access! Didn't have time to make a thumbnail yet but I'll update it when I get back from my mother's birthday party.

Love you all,

Jackson

The Official [POSTSHOW] Episode 56.5: Breaking Through The GlassDoor

Hey guys,

This episode was not sponsored by Glass Door.

Cheers,

Jackson Clarke

The Official [EARLY ACCESS] Episode 57: With Pogo

Hey friends,

Here's your Early Access for the week. Let me know what parts are your favourites and what parts you think should get cut! 

Love,

Jackson

The Official [POSTSHOW] Episode 55.5: Papa John's Battlegrounds

Hey everyone, 

Hope you've all had a safe holiday season. It's back to work now, and with that, some more postshow. Enjoy this little ramble from before Christmas. 

Love,

Jackson

The Official [EARLY ACCESS] Episode 56: With MowTenDoo

Hey folks,

Here's your Early Access -- the very first of the new year! Hope you've all enjoyed your well-deserved holidays and time with friends and family! And if not, oh well! There's always next year.

Love,

Jackson

The Official [POSTSHOW] Episode 54.5: The Official Christmas Present

Hey folks,

Here's a late Christmas present for you all. There's another present coming later today in the form of Episode 55.5! 

Love,

Jackson

The Official [EARLY ACCESS] Episode 55: With Dunkey

Five close man friends (and one close woman fiance) gather around to talk about masturbation. 

This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Links below.

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The Official [Early Access] Episode 54: With Tiana

Hey everyone,

Fan favourite e-celebrity is back this week. You might have heard her in the background of the past 53 episodes, but now she's in the spotlight. Let's see how she goes.

Love,

Jackson

The Official [POSTSHOW] Episode 53.5: The Fate of All Books

Step into the Official Zone this week and find out what happened to all the books once the nukes hit. 

Love,

Jackson

FAQ

Hey guys, Kaya here.

Figured I should do a quick clarification for some of the most frequent questions we get from Patrons and people looking to become Patrons. If you have any other questions, problems, or concerns, please message us.

When do I get my reward?

Why was ...