Pfatter University

GroBig: Pranking Our Rivals

Since our founding in 1895, Pfatter University’s athletics program has had a friendly rivalry with Chiseld College, whose students are well-known for their muscular physiques with sub-5% body fat.

As a light-hearted prank, Pfatter U’s athletic trainer recently snuck a case of GroBig “protein powder” into the Chi...

Swine Feed: Videos

Our Agricultural Science majors use Swine Feed to fatten up the program’s pigs faster and more efficiently. Somehow - perhaps due to its irresistible scent designed to entice the hogs - our students keep ingesting it! Watch their inner pigs really show through in these transformation videos.

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Swine Feed

Uh-oh! Our Agricultural Science students keep leaving out bags of Swine Feed, and their friends and roommates can’t seem to keep their hands off it - it is designed to have a very enticing scent, to encourage the program’s pigs to eat more and fatten up faster, after all! Take a look at Logan, Alfie, and Jon before and af...

Austin Gets Sumo-Sized

When Austin’s roommate caught the Sumo Flu, he tried not to panic. In fact, he enjoyed watching get fatter and fatter with every sneeze.

He woke up this morning feeling a little light-headed, and knowing a change was coming, ran to the bathroom to record it. Now he can watch himself balloon up, over and over again. �...

Biggest Boys at Pfatter U?

We often get asked: how big do our Pfatter University students get? While we don’t weight them every day, we do have a tradition where they step on a scale on the big graduation stage before receiving their diplomas! We haven’t seen quadruple digits … yet 🐷😉

Here’s a gallery of some of our biggest Juniors ...

What’s next?

With almost 700 Pfatter patrons enrolled, we want to hear from you! What lore at Pfatter University do you want to learn more about, and see more of?

Jason & Chris

Jason and Chris, the senior captains of our water polo team, have become incredibly buoyant since they were recruited four years ago. Not only have their frames grown too big for our largest Speedos, their relationship has grown to much more than a friendship. It's no secret that this past fall the two of them s...

Thinner Pfatter T-shirts

Our special Thinner T-shirts, on sale in the bookstore, have a patented slimming effect on any expanding midsection. They’re a perfect solution for any student who doesn’t want his family and friends to see how much he’s let himself go when he goes home for break.

Watch Dominic, Corey, Rex, and Lawrence remove th...

Fast Freshman 15 Contest

In September 2024 we had a Fast Freshman 15 Contest to see which roommates could each gain 15 pounds in just one week. We were so busy tracking the weight gains of our football team that we forgot to name a winner! Here are the finalists - comment who you think should have won (and why)!

1) Tim...

Live Photos: Luau at Phi Alpha Tau

Check out the Live Photos from this weekend’s event!

Luau at Phi Alpha Tau

Our resident frat knows that the best way to forget about the cold is to throw a luau! The barely-clothed brothers stuffed themselves with traditional foods and drank a tropical drink (or seven), and ended the night with a hula hoop contest. Half the brothers were disqualified because they couldn’t fit in the hoop!

Laundry Day

Testing to see if GIF’s can be posted!

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Sizing Up

Over the course of their studies at Pfatter U, our students will inevitably need to size up their wardrobes. Luckily, we have a Size-Up donation program where our biggest seniors can donate those jeans that fit 25, or 50, or 100 pounds ago; that way, a rapidly-expanding freshman can wear them - at least until they grow out of...

Patreon Exclusive: Taylor

A week ago, Taylor was a skinny college kid with dreams of bigger things. Just this week, he joined enrolled in our Faculty Tier here on Patreon and made his dream come true! This is one of our favorite commissions we’ve done - look how big he got, and how his new fat jiggles when he bounces 🐷

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Thickening Machine: Kieran

After a successful basketball career in high school, Kieran's dad dreamed of him becoming a college star - and then maybe one day, an NBA standout. There was only one issue - Kieran was sick of playing sports, all he wanted to do was sit on his tiny freckled butt and eat. His first day on campus, he walked straight p...

Thickening Machine: Eddie

Eddie dreamed of joining our nationally-ranked tennis team as a walk-on, but at tryouts Coach told him his backhand didn't have enough "oomph." Determined to try again the next day, he hooked in to the Thickening Machine to add some extra weight behind his swing. If he makes the team now, it'll be as a waddle-on!

Stay t...

A Heavy Snowfall

It snowed all weekend at Pfatter U, and our students engaged in some of their favorite cold weather activities, from sipping cocoa and building snowmen, to visiting our all-you-can-eat homemade cookie buffet in the dining hall.

Patrick, a sophomore, dared his roommates to make snow angels with him in just their boxers,...

Polarcle Packs on the Pounds

When Polarcle joined our Faculty, he was quite a slim guy. Sick of getting jostled in the hallways by our gigantic student body, he concocted a special serum with his colleague Dr. X. Pande in the chemistry lab - and boy, did it work! Watch him transform before your very eyes.

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A Little Treat for David (and you!)

So many new patrons joined today to watch David get thicker, so we figured we'd reward all of you by releasing the extended version of his fattening. Packing on 200 pounds really worked up an appetite - check out this new cut of David's video, now twice as long!

Thickening Machine: David

David was a star shortstop in high school. He was recruited to our baseball team to fill the position of catcher after our previous one ate a little too much in the off-season, surpassing 1,000 pounds and retiring from the sport (and any physical activity, really). Coach needed a sturdy replacement who could stand up...

Vinnie Grows Softer in the Sauna

Vinnie, a recent transfer from our rival school Chisseld College, got into the sauna to really let go - the first week of classes was tough on him! Little did he know that our special steam really helps our students loosen up . . . and spread out! Watch his transformation - one of our best - here.

Even Big Boys Hit the Gym

Despite what you might think, our growing students do use our gym facilities. Some of them want that muscular foundation to pile more and more fat on, while some of them naively think they can shed that Freshman 50 they’ve “accidentally” gained.

The last photo features Vinnie, a transfer from our rival sc...

Ethan Gets Thicker - Extended Version

1,000+ Pfatter Pfans voted in our Tumblr poll and decided that they needed to see Ethan in action. Our Patrons get this special, extended version of the effects of the Thickening Machine; after he balloons up, watch Ethan try to waddle away carrying 200 extra lbs!

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The Thickening Machine: Elijah

Elijah joined our track and field team, ready to run relay like he did in high school - but Coach saw the potential for something bigger. With just a little more weight to throw around, Elijah would make a star shot-putter. Take a look at what happened when he strapped in to the Thickening Machine.

The Thickening Machine: Grady

Grady came to Pfatter U to play soccer. As the smallest guy on the team, he really struggled his first season. So, Coach made a plan: pile 100 pounds on Grady in the offseason, then stick him in goal next year so no ball can get through! Watch him hook in to the Thickening Machine and really grow into his new role.

Struggling Freshmen Get Thick

When their second semester starts, Pfatter freshmen who've failed to show any growth get assigned to hook up to the Thickening Machine. These five skinny guys are about to catch up to their bigger classmates! Stay tuned to see their video transformations 🐷

The Thickening Machine

Last semester, our students really tested the limits of our state-of-the-art Thickening Machines. Some bulked up to help them with sports, others got big just because they wanted to. Either way, the effects were huge!

Live Photo - Mark’s Santa Belly

Frat boy Mark dressed up as Santa for the Phi Alpha Tau frat party. By the looks of it, there was a little Christmas magic in the air that night …

Live Photo - Christmas Cookie Feeding

Watch Pierce enjoy his roommate Bryan's freshly-made Christmas cookies.